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He did.....Eddie will be out with a sore butt for Saturday's deciding game.

He did.....Eddie will be out with a sore butt for Saturday's deciding game.

Does Cleary have a "no shoot" clause in his contract?

God I hate living in Illinois....the douchebaggery here is off the charts.

God I hate living in Illinois....the douchebaggery here is off the charts.

Before series is done I'm gonna punch at least 4 hawks in face.. Starting with prick Sharp. What's with the fist pump 4-1 empty net douchebag.

Does Cleary have a "no shoot" clause in his contract?

How many goals is smith directly responsible for in these playoffs

Just watched the South Park episode where the red wings destroy the peewee hockey team

Can already hear the phone conversation....
Secretary---"Mr Babcock, it's Shanny on line two"
Babs----"Just ask him how many"
Shanny---"he's got to sit until you can go a full period without a stupid penalty"
Babs---"Geez might as well be until Quincey scores!" He then instructs Kronwall to give the phone the business end of a signature hit.

Poll on who gets Kronwalled first?

That would be a fun voicemail....
"Umm yeah, (insert San Jose, Anaheim, Colorado, Dallas, or St Louis) this is Ken Holland. I know we've embarrassed you in the playoffs for the last two decades, but would you mind looking the other way and helping us out? I'll just be here patiently awaiting your call."

That would be a fun voicemail....
"Umm yeah, (insert San Jose, Anaheim, Colorado, Dallas, or St Louis) this is Ken Holland. I know we've embarrassed you in the playoffs for the last two decades, but would you mind looking the other way and helping us out? I'll just be here patiently awaiting your call."

That would be a fun voicemail....
"Umm yeah, (insert San Jose, Anaheim, Colorado, Dallas, or St Louis) this is Ken Holland. I know we've embarrassed you in the playoffs for the last two decades, but would you mind looking the other way and helping us out? I'll just be here patiently awaiting your call."

Deflected my butt....watch the slow-motion replay, the puck never changes course until it "deflects" off his face.

Samuelsson

Samuelsson

Somewhere in the Chicago suburbs Brett Lebda is holding a red wings voodoo doll and waiting for his phone to ring.

Somewhere in the Chicago suburbs Brett Lebda is holding a red wings voodoo doll and waiting for his phone to ring.

Somewhere in the Chicago suburbs Brett Lebda is holding a red wings voodoo doll and waiting for his phone to ring.

Somewhere in the Chicago suburbs Brett Lebda is holding a red wings voodoo doll and waiting for his phone to ring.

Somewhere in the Chicago suburbs Brett Lebda is holding a red wings voodoo doll and waiting for his phone to ring.

Mursak, Smith, and Emmerton are positively decrepit, right?

This is like watching a monkey rape a coconut....only less entertaining. On a side note, that's the most energy Franzen has exerted all night.

My wife left the room about 10 min ago because I "looked very angry". I'm sure Holland has that same look....but he has a lot more $ in his checking account, because he chose to spend none of it.