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#1 Echolalia

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Posted 07 February 2014 - 07:12 PM



Never chirp another player's flow

Edited by Echolalia, 07 February 2014 - 07:12 PM.


#2 rrasco

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Posted 07 February 2014 - 07:32 PM

Ha.  That's awesome.

 

Can I formally request that some of those terms be defined?


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#3 amato

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Posted 07 February 2014 - 07:42 PM

Good find :thumbup:

Datsyukian

Dat·syu·ki·an [dat-soo-kee-uh n]

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          1. When your moves are so amazing and beyond reason, the only way to describe them is "datsyukian."


#4 Vladinator16

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Posted 07 February 2014 - 07:55 PM

"Google me - 3 games Junior B"  

 

God I died laughing at that part. 


$1 per goal by Abs, Glendening, Miller, and Dekeyser: $1 (Glendening x1)

  -Additional $1 for every Shorthanded or PowerPlay goal by the above 4: $1 (Glendening x1 SH)

$1 every game Mrazek starts or comes in for relief: $1 (1 start)

$3 Per shutout

$5 for a Mule return

$5 for a Series win 

  -$20 for a Cup win, $10 for a Cup loss

 

TOTAL: $3 


#5 Ekmanc

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Posted 07 February 2014 - 08:15 PM

Alexander Semen!



#6 TheXym

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Posted 07 February 2014 - 09:15 PM

Awesome find!
It's pronounced "Zim" not "Exim". Aw heck with it, just call me Scott.

#7 KATIEBARTHEDOOR24

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Posted 07 February 2014 - 10:00 PM

That's a beaut.

Good game good game f*** you good game.
Been there many times. Haha

Edited by KATIEBARTHEDOOR24, 07 February 2014 - 10:02 PM.

KOHARSKI, HAVE ANOTHER DONUT, YOU FAT PIG
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"Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun."- Ash
"Stay thirsty my friends."- The Most Interesting Man In The World

#8 55fan

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 08:55 AM

Awesome.  I've heard better chirps from a dead bird.


Money on the board!  Current total: $2

$1 for each goal scored by a current Wing after whom I've named a hamster.  +$5 if one scores a hat trick.

+$1 if a GWG.  +$5 if it is a GWG in a series-winning game.+$50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.

$5 for each time a goalie after whom I've named a hamster prevents all opposing shots from going in the net.

The hamsters names are as follows (current Wings in red)

Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik

Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert

Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan

Andrew (Drew) Patrick Ian Todd

Jordin Damien Gustav James

 


#9 Hockeymom1960

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 10:31 AM

Awesome.  I've heard better chirps from a dead bird.

 

Yeah Miller needs to take a lesson too :lol:



#10 Euro_Twins

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 10:45 AM

lmao that is great, know how to spot the biggest d-bag on the ice... the guy with the tinted visor. sorry ovie

 

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#11 Datsyukian-Deke

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 11:03 AM

I'm going to have to send this to my teammates from when I was playing Junior B...ahahaha

#12 Nev

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 11:19 AM

Steve Izerman, Alexander Semen :lol:


"If I can be totally honest, it's not a lot of guys you get impressed by. Actually, it's no one else but him. From the bench, to see what move he makes -- you're like, 'I wish I could do that.' Sometimes you sit on the bench and just think, 'wow,' and you look over to the other bench and they sit there and shake their heads, too. He has great, great skills. I'm probably not going to play with another player who has the kind of skills he has." Mikael Samuelsson on Pavel Datsyuk

#13 amato

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 11:54 AM

kershashov alavala


Datsyukian

Dat·syu·ki·an [dat-soo-kee-uh n]

adjective

          1. When your moves are so amazing and beyond reason, the only way to describe them is "datsyukian."






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