ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022 Report post Posted April 11, 2019 ‘Maybe this is the year the Leafs beat Boston,’ says delusional idiot who doesn’t know s*** Quote TORONTO – Local man Dennis Hendricks believes this could be the year the Leafs finally end their playoff losing streak against the Boston Bruins, mostly because he’s a dumb f*** who says dumb f*** things. Many NHL analysts have said that while the Leafs possess a strong combination of speed and skill, they also possess a strong combination of ‘how the f*** can a team with this many good players play so s***ty?’ and ‘a defence corps that can’t figure out which are the opponents jerseys’ which will likely be a small problem against a veteran Boston team that has owned them all year. But his hasn’t stopped hardcore f***nuts across the GTA from holding out hope. Psychologists recommend anyone who sincerely believes the Leafs are going to beat the Bruins immediately check themselves into a care facility for delusional thoughts, or at least take an IQ test to see if they are, in fact, the alpha idiot prophecy foretold would one day be born. At press time, f*** it: Leafs in 6. 1 2 Dabura, chaps80 and amato reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaps80 1,591 Report post Posted April 11, 2019 Can't wait to bash the Leaf fans again this year. And laugh at their yearly reply of "We'll win it next year!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
krsmith17 7,191 Report post Posted April 11, 2019 F*** the Bruins, but F*** the Leafs harder... Bruins in 6... Hopefully... 1 chaps80 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GMRwings1983 8,803 Report post Posted April 11, 2019 Pinocchio vs. Pig Nose 3 chaps80, ChristopherReevesLegs and amato reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The 91 of Ryans 3,019 Report post Posted April 11, 2019 I feel like this is the year Toronto beat Boston and me no like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022 Report post Posted April 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, The 91 of Ryans said: I feel like this is the year Toronto beat Boston and me no like. Is that you Dennis Hendricks?? 1 amato reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaps80 1,591 Report post Posted April 11, 2019 Sparks is back!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The 91 of Ryans 3,019 Report post Posted April 12, 2019 Marner 2 Boston 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brett 1,029 Report post Posted April 12, 2019 hope leafs lose Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaps80 1,591 Report post Posted April 12, 2019 Leafs win 4-1. Boston had NOTHING going. Marner made Rask look ridiculous on a penalty shot. They better regroup and get their s*** together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mackel 763 Report post Posted April 12, 2019 This is why I think an aggressive move to offer sheet Marner would be worth it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
F.Michael 4,590 Report post Posted April 12, 2019 Wow - impressive game last night by the Leafs...Why couldn't they play like that during the reg season? I might have to eat crow over on HF Boards..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabura 12,232 Report post Posted April 12, 2019 7 hours ago, mackel said: This is why I think an aggressive move to offer sheet Marner would be worth it. Unfortunately, it's also why Dubas would probably do anything to keep him. We could at least screw with their cap situation tho, so there's that. 1 1 F.Michael and mackel reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
krsmith17 7,191 Report post Posted April 12, 2019 21 minutes ago, Dabura said: Unfortunately, it's also why Dubas would probably do anything to keep him. We could at least screw with their cap situation tho, so there's that. And then they would likely screw with ours in 2-3 years time... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabura 12,232 Report post Posted April 12, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, krsmith17 said: And then they would likely screw with ours in 2-3 years time... Joke's on them -- we're not gonna have anyone worth prying away. EDIT: Oh, you mean cap-wise. Yeah, I suppose so. Maybe we could bribe them with hookers or something. Edited April 12, 2019 by Dabura Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barrie 900 Report post Posted April 13, 2019 On 4/12/2019 at 8:42 AM, Dabura said: Unfortunately, it's also why Dubas would probably do anything to keep him. We could at least screw with their cap situation tho, so there's that. I don't know how Dubas thinks he's going to keep everyone. 2 Dabura and krsmith17 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amato 3,210 Report post Posted April 14, 2019 2 hours ago, Barrie said: I don't know how Dubas thinks he's going to keep everyone. He has to know that he can't. I was surprised they didn't trade Nylander honestly 3 krsmith17, chaps80 and Barrie reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaps80 1,591 Report post Posted April 14, 2019 2-0 Boston. Looking much better this game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaps80 1,591 Report post Posted April 14, 2019 3-0. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
F.Michael 4,590 Report post Posted April 14, 2019 1 hour ago, amato said: He has to know that he can't. I was surprised they didn't trade Nylander honestly This. Set the tone that these children aren't gonna dictate how the $$$ was gonna get spent...Too late now that he's signed...They could try to move him on draft weekend, but it's highly likely that they'll get much in return, and Nylander would probably nix any move. 1 amato reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
F.Michael 4,590 Report post Posted April 14, 2019 Getting dirty...Luvin it! 1 chaps80 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaps80 1,591 Report post Posted April 14, 2019 (edited) Hahaha Kadri. 5 min major, probably a suspension coming too. The Bruins know they can get under his skin. Misconduct too, league will be looking at it. 4-1 yeahhh!! Leafs still shorthanded. Edited April 14, 2019 by chaps80 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GMRwings1983 8,803 Report post Posted April 14, 2019 I hope Kadri isn't suspended just for the sake of making this series more interesting. 1 F.Michael reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
F.Michael 4,590 Report post Posted April 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, chaps80 said: Hahaha Kadri. 5 min major, probably a suspension coming too. The Bruins know they can get under his skin. Misconduct too, league will be looking at it. 4-1 yeahhh!! Leafs still shorthanded. Chara's thinking - 'running guys into the glass is my moniker'...That, or maybe he's proud that DeBrusk has learned from the master Just now, GMRwings1983 said: I hope Kadri isn't suspended just for the sake of making this series more interesting. He'll get 3 plus...His history of previous suspensions won't help his cause. 1 1 chaps80 and amato reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaps80 1,591 Report post Posted April 14, 2019 Almost 5-1. lol 5 minutes ago, F.Michael said: Chara's thinking - 'running guys into the glass is my moniker'...That, or maybe he's proud that DeBrusk has learned from the master He'll get 3 plus...His history of previous suspensions won't help his cause. Yeah, Kadri is a vital player for Toronto, but not a star player. 1 game max star player rule doesn't apply. I say 3, at least 2. 1 F.Michael reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
