Illitch Holding Hires PR Firm

[ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022]

 

[Neomaxizoomdweebie 3,083]

Bring back Holland. Problem dodged.

[Rick D 350]

Keep your promises. Problem solved.

[Dabura 12,207]

5 minutes ago, Rick D said:

Keep your promises. Problem solved.

Also: more Carley Johnston.

[Neomaxizoomdweebie 3,083]

2 minutes ago, Dabura said:

Also: more Carley Johnston.

Brilliant marketing idea. Coulda saved em lots of money on a PR firm. But, I would prefer to see "less" of Carley Johnston, if u know what I mean.

[krsmith17 7,191]

3 minutes ago, Dabura said:

Also: more Carley Johnston.

[Dabura 12,207]

1 minute ago, Neomaxizoomdweebie said:

Brilliant marketing idea. Coulda saved em lots of money on a PR firm. But, I would prefer to see "less" of Carley Johnston, if u know what I mean.

You are a disgusting pig. Take my Like and get out of my sight.

[xault 272]

Lets see...

Two rebuilds at once sucks. Tigers+Redwings. 

More so, watching ex-Tigers and staff win or go to the World Series year after year. Two of the best pitchers in the game are ex-Tigers and one on each team in the World Series right now. Not counting the all the other ex-Tigers from past few years with BOS now.

Build what you Promise, finish out the District Detroit. Stop charging crazy parking. Stop making parking lots and build the housing and green spaces.

Remove that silly LCA logo from the roof.

Bring back the red seats, black makes the seats look even more empty.

I could go on.. Start with that.

[Neomaxizoomdweebie 3,083]

14 minutes ago, Dabura said:

You are a disgusting pig. Take my Like and get out of my sight.

 

[The 91 of Ryans 3,014]

23 minutes ago, krsmith17 said:

20 bucks says this is your screen saver 

[krsmith17 7,191]

15 minutes ago, The 91 of Ryans said:

20 bucks says this is your screen saver 

[ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022]

Be me
Metro-Detroiter
Get tix for my favorite sports team
Only $80 a seat
Hop in my GM car that was built in China and Mexico
American pride swells my coney filled gut
Head down I-75
The minefield of craters makes my entire car rattle like a shaken baby
Only have to pull over 3 times to repair the rear axle and suspension
Park in a shady lot that's only a 30 min walk from the stadium
Still $20 to park
Spot the fixer-upper home I bought in 1979 on my way to the stadium
"This neighborhood can't get any worse than it already is" I had said "Solid investment"
40 years later it is unbelievably worse
Finally arrive at stadium
Can't believe the taxes Johnny Law stole from my wage-slave paycheck built such a nice arena
Watch my team get ass-blasted and butt-slammed by whoever they're playing
"Haha that's Detroit for ya!" I exclaim
Try not to get murdered or mugged on my walk back to my car
Pick up a Lil C's pizza on my way home
They're $5.55 now
It's ok, the Illitch's need the money I reassure myself



 

Edited October 29, 2019 by ChristopherReevesLegs

[The 91 of Ryans 3,014]

1 minute ago, krsmith17 said:

I mostly just wanted to quote/repost the image 

[marcaractac 3,963]

1 minute ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

Be me
Metro-Detroiter
Get tix for my favorite sports team
Only $80 a seat
Hop in my GM car that was built in China and Mexico
American pride swells my coney filled gut
Head down I-75
The minefield of crates makes my entire car rattle like a shaken baby
Only have to pull over 3 times to repair the rear axle and suspension
Park in a shady lot that's only a 30 min walk from the stadium
Still $20 to park
Spot the fixer-upper home I bought in 1979 on my way to the stadium
"This neighborhood can't get any worse than it already is" I had said "Solid investment"
40 years later it is unbelievably worse
Finally arrive at stadium
Can't believe the taxes Johnny Law stole from my wage-slave paycheck built such a nice arena
Watch my team get ass-blasted and butt-slammed by whoever they're playing
"Haha that's Detroit for ya!" I exclaim
Try not to get murdered or mugged on my walk back to my car
Pick up a Lil C's pizza on my way home
They're $5.55 now
It's ok, the Illitch's need the money I reassure myself



 

Trade?

[ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022]

14 minutes ago, marcaractac said:

Trade?

I live in a much worse place than Detroit
 

[Neomaxizoomdweebie 3,083]

21 minutes ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

I live in a much worse place than Detroit
 

For sure. 

[ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022]

6 minutes ago, Neomaxizoomdweebie said:

For sure. 

Still wouldn't trade

Imagine having to hang out in the one bar in Newfoundland with @marcaractac and @krsmith17 every weekend listening to Newfie music and trying to marry your 2nd cousin

[The 91 of Ryans 3,014]

4 minutes ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

Still wouldn't trade

Imagine having to hang out in the one bar in Newfoundland with @marcaractac and @krsmith17 every weekend listening to Newfie music and trying to marry your 2nd cousin

Jokes on U

In Newfoundland there are two bars for every one person. 

[Neomaxizoomdweebie 3,083]

5 minutes ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

Still wouldn't trade

Imagine having to hang out in the one bar in Newfoundland with @marcaractac and @krsmith17 every weekend listening to Newfie music and trying to marry your 2nd cousin

That's actually not too far off at the moment.

6 minutes ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

Still wouldn't trade

Imagine having to hang out in the one bar in Newfoundland with @marcaractac and @krsmith17 every weekend listening to Newfie music and trying to marry your 2nd cousin

Anything would be better than living on the left coast IMO.

[krsmith17 7,191]

42 minutes ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

Imagine having to hang out in the one bar in Newfoundland with @marcaractac and @krsmith17 every weekend listening to Newfie music and trying to marry your 2nd cousin

Not accurate.

37 minutes ago, The 91 of Ryans said:

Jokes on U

In Newfoundland there are two bars for every one person. 

More accurate.

[ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022]

50 minutes ago, Neomaxizoomdweebie said:

Anything would be better than living on the left coast IMO.

Be actually me
Seattleite
Get tix for the new hockey team, the Seattle Sustainably-Sourced Organic Free-Range GMO-Free Sockeyes
Only $400 a seat
Hop in my Tesla because I'm environmentally conscious
Smug virtue swells my petite frame
Head down I-5
Sit in 4 hours of stand still traffic to go 3.2 miles
Only have to pull over 3 times to check my cis-gendered white male privilege
Park in an Amazon sky rise with robot valet
Only $75 an hour
Spot the window of the 150 sq foot studio I once lived in as I'm walking to the arena
"Women will still want to sleep with me if I live here" I had said
Women did not
Finally arrive at stadium
Can't believe the taxes Johnny Law stole from my crypto block-chain investments built such a nice arena
Team loses, but I hardly notice because sports are an archaic form of primitive male tribalism not worthy of my attention
"I'm vegan!" I randomly exclaim so as to alert those around me of my high level of virtue
Try not to step in human waste from meth-ed out homeless gutter-punks on my way back to my car
Pick up a locally sourced gluten free pizza on my way home
They're only $65 now
It's ok, money isn't even real I assure myself

 

Be @marcaractac and/or @krsmith17
Newfoundlander
Get tix for Newfie music jig contest down at the local one room school house
Only one loony
Hitch up the horse and buggy
Stale beer swells my lonely, lonely depressed gut, momentarily keeping the darkness at bay
Head down yee ol dirt trail
Pass no one on the way because population 5
Only have to stop 3 times to feed n water Dan Cleary, my horse
Park the horse n buggy at the general store
Only one loony
Spot the igloo I was born in, and my father b4 me, and his father b4 him on my way to the school
"This here snow house sure is cold" I had said
It was
Finally arrive at one room school house
Can't believe it only took the community one week to come together and build such a fine structure
Lose the jig contest, but it's ok because I'm falling down drunk at this point anyway
"jsfdgasksdhgflaks" I exclaim bc I'm hammered
Try not to sleep with any 1st cousins on my way back to the buggy
Pick up a mince meat pie for the ride home
Only one loony
Remember that I should bring grain to trade next time
 

Edited October 29, 2019 by ChristopherReevesLegs

[Mckinley25 677]

This template might be the most effective way to get to know everyone here haha.

[Akakabuto 1,749]

Lol at Dan Cleary

[Neomaxizoomdweebie 3,083]

2 hours ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

Be actually me
Seattleite
Get tix for the new hockey team, the Seattle Sustainably-Sourced Organic Free-Range GMO-Free Sockeyes
Only $400 a seat
Hop in my Tesla because I'm environmentally conscious
Smug virtue swells my petite frame
Head down I-5
Sit in 4 hours of stand still traffic to go 3.2 miles
Only have to pull over 3 times to check my cis-gendered white male privilege
Park in an Amazon sky rise with robot valet
Only $75 an hour
Spot the window of the 150 sq foot studio I once lived in as I'm walking to the arena
"Women will still want to sleep with me if I live here" I had said
Women did not
Finally arrive at stadium
Can't believe the taxes Johnny Law stole from my crypto block-chain investments built such a nice arena
Team loses, but I hardly notice because sports are an archaic form of primitive male tribalism not worthy of my attention
"I'm vegan!" I randomly exclaim so as to alert those around me of my high level of virtue
Try not to step in human waste from meth-ed out homeless gutter-punks on my way back to my car
Pick up a locally sourced gluten free pizza on my way home
They're only $65 now
It's ok, money isn't even real I assure myself

 

Be @marcaractac and/or @krsmith17
Newfoundlander
Get tix for Newfie music jig contest down at the local one room school house
Only one loony
Hitch up the horse and buggy
Stale beer swells my lonely, lonely depressed gut, momentarily keeping the darkness at bay
Head down yee ol dirt trail
Pass no one on the way because population 5
Only have to stop 3 times to feed n water Dan Cleary, my horse
Park the horse n buggy at the general store
Only one loony
Spot the igloo I was born in, and my father b4 me, and his father b4 him on my way to the school
"This here snow house sure is cold" I had said
It was
Finally arrive at one room school house
Can't believe it only took the community one week to come together and build such a fine structure
Lose the jig contest, but it's ok because I'm falling down drunk at this point anyway
"jsfdgasksdhgflaks" I exclaim bc I'm hammered
Try not to sleep with any 1st cousins on my way back to the buggy
Pick up a mince meat pie for the ride home
Only one loony
Remember that I should bring grain to trade next time
 

And I would still choose the 2nd one everytime.

The only place I can think of that I would choose Seattle over is San Francisco.

My family took a vacation to the Bay Area several years back. I refused to go.

California gets enough of my hard earned money thru federal taxes as it is to keep that overspending, bad policy,  bankrupt "sanctuary" state afloat. I am not giving them one dime of my money voluntarily.

Edited October 29, 2019 by Neomaxizoomdweebie

[ChristopherReevesLegs 7,022]

5 minutes ago, Neomaxizoomdweebie said:

And I would still choose the 2nd one everytime.

The only place I can think of that I would choose Seattle over is San Francisco.

My family took a vacation to the Bay Area several years back. I refused to go.

California gets enough of my hard earned money thru federal taxes as it is to keep that overspending, bad policy,  bankrupt "sanctuary" state afloat. I am not giving them one dime of my money voluntarily.

Be me
Son of @Neomaxizoomdweebie
Favorite show is Full House
Uncle Joey is hilarious and have major boyhood crush on DJ Tanner
Dream of driving convertible over the Golden Gate Bridge like in the intro
One day Mom asks where we should go on vacation this year
My eyes light up "SAN FRANCISCO" I tell her excitedly
Mom looks troubled "...are... are you sure that's where you want to go son of Neo?" she asks
"YES PLEAS PLEASE PLEASE" I tell her
"Uhhh ok... well ok... don't say anything to your father though, let me tell him ok?" Mom says
I agree
That night I fall asleep with dreams of tacos, in-n-out burger, cable cars, and sunny Cali beaches filling my dreams
Suddenly I am awoken by a loud yell
"SAN ******* FRANCISCO?!?!?!"
It's Dad, and he sounds madder than usual
"THEY'RE COMMUNISTS SARAH! I'M NOT GIVING ONE DIME TO THOSE LIBTARDS"
I can hear crashing down stairs now, Dad is collecting everything that reminds him of California again
Soon I can hear footsteps on the stairs
Dad bursts into my room with a bag full avocados, raisins, full wine bottles, hidden valley ranch bottles, and Eagles CDs
He rips my Kobe Bryant Lakers poster off the wall and stuffs it in the bag
I'm crying now
"THEY GIVE MONEY TO ILLEGAL ALIENS INSTEAD OF REPAIRING THEIR OWN INFRASTRUCTURE SON"
He storms out and burns up the bag of California products on the grill in the backyard
Eventually he turns on Fox News to calm himself down and the yelling about the 2nd amendment subsides
The TV is loud enough to drown out Moms weeping
3 months later Mom took me to San Fran
Dad stayed home to s*** post about sports online
Was fun, saw a sea lion
Thanks Mom