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#2607242 WCF : (3) Chicago Blackhawks vs. (1) Anaheim Ducks

Posted by 55fan on 11 May 2015 - 06:23 PM

I rarely have to resort to this, but I'm rooting for Analheim because Getzlaf's cute.


That, my friends, is true desperation.

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#2606569 ECSF: Tampa Bay Crying Coopers vs. Montreal Complaining Canadiens

Posted by Bully76 on 07 May 2015 - 01:11 PM

I want Tampa to advance too.


So I can watch that Caps team hit them into the ice and terrorize Tyler Johnson.

Agreed. I f****ing hate Johnson. I mean, it's not Patrick Kane-type hate. Not by a long shot. But I'd love to see him get lined up and dropped by some of the Caps.

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#2606194 Players who might be available due to teams cap issues

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 05 May 2015 - 08:24 PM

Lucic is a piece of s***. An absolute scumbag. I don't give a damn how good of a player he is, it would be an embarrassment to have him in a Wings jersey. There's a lot of players I hate that would be great on the Wings and I would be more than happy to suck it up and bring them in (Weber, et al) but Milan "Human Garbage Can" Lucic is not one of them. f*** that guy.

#2605457 ECSF: Tampa Bay Crying Coopers vs. Montreal Complaining Canadiens

Posted by 55fan on 01 May 2015 - 03:44 PM

The series goes to 7 games.  The first 6 are 1-0.  All goals are scored when the puck bounces off someone standing in front of the net pointing a finger at an opposing player and whining about something.


By game 7, they have all learned to stand and cry without pointing.  In the intermission before the 7th overtime of a 0-0 game, Steve Yzerman visits the locker room and asks to speak to Filppula.  He has brought with him a medium who looks deeply into Flip's dreamy... blue... ey...........


Oh, sorry.  But.  Those eyes...


She asks him to recall a previous life.  She sees the colour red.  He blinks.  He stares at Yzerman.  He sees the Cup Rings on Yzerman's hand.  Where has he seen that before?


Then it comes to him!  The heart of a Bolt remembers!  It is transformed into the heart of a Wing! 


And what happened next?  Well, in Whoville, they say, that Filppula's balls grew three sizes that day!


He skates onto the ice, wins the face-off, takes the puck himself, skates between the Canadiens players who are crying about an unfair puck drop.


He scores, winning the series for the Lightning.  A breathless Cooper asks him, "How did you do it?"  Filppula proudly replies, "I'm a Red Wing!  I cheated."


Then they go on to get blown away in the next series and we all live happily ever after.  The end.

#2595457 Kings' Jarret Stoll arrested for cocaine possession

Posted by sleepwalker on 18 April 2015 - 09:30 AM



The "drug war" is absurd anyway.  Unless he was on blow while playing, who really cares what he does in his spare time.  Nobody is complaining about the millions of people in this country that are high on caffeine at any given moment.  Same thing as cocaine, basically, aside from legality...

#2591755 Red Wings clinch 24th consecutive Playoff appearance

Posted by Hockeytown0001 on 09 April 2015 - 09:34 PM

It wasn't pretty, but an amazing accomplishment. 

#2587949 4/2 GDT : Bruins 3 at Red Wings 2

Posted by puckloo39 on 02 April 2015 - 02:22 PM

Cleary, Weiss and poor Pookie... that's just mean - two old goats and a kid line?    :lol:   Shame that Dats can't get it going here... he's the missing piece that is causing a lot of the discombooberative activity out there, I believe.


Miller is my freaking HERO!  What a man.  :wub:


We shall overcome, it's time the Wings got their s*** together and played like they need and want two points.  Boston will not feel sorry for us (Obvious Loo)


LGRW!!   Don't stop believing! 

#2579305 3/6 GDT : Flames 5 at Red Wings 2

Posted by canadian wings fan on 06 March 2015 - 04:59 PM

Bud Light isn't a measuring stick, it's not even a beer :bad:


Wings 4-2 !!

Trust me, I'm well aware haha. I love me some good local craft beer (I live in Vancouver, BC) we're fortunately surrounded by tons of microbreweries. Although I'll be in California next month for a trip got any good recommendations on great local beer I should pick up? I'll actually be in San Diego for a night or two.

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#2579230 Keith being an awesome human being

Posted by 55fan on 06 March 2015 - 11:31 AM



Duncan Keith may be a Blackhawk, but he's a true hockey player.  He made the wish of a little girl come true.

One of my best friends had CP and so this clip has some special meaning to me.  Kudos to Keith for making her day.

#2578861 3/4 GDT : Rangers 1 at Red Wings 2 (OT)

Posted by TheXym on 04 March 2015 - 10:45 PM

Zidlicky and Cole were both great tonight, Howard was the best player. What a deadly W, 3 game win streak!

Agreed, three W's in a row.... Wait a minute, Toronto can't put three W's together in a row, how do they even have a website? (Sorry, couldn't resist).

#2578109 Hockey's equivalent of the triple play, the automatic goal

Posted by jimmyemeryhunter on 03 March 2015 - 10:34 PM

Do not get me started on how the preds are playing lately, :bad:  :bad:  :censored:  :unhappy:  :paperbag3:  :ranting:
i'm demanding that lavi makes the team do herbies after every loss until they stat winning again

I think its karma for Nashville playing like effin thugs.
James Neal deserves to get kneed in the head every day of his life, for the rest of his life.

#2575525 2/26 GDT : Red Wings 3 at San Jose Sharks 2

Posted by PenaltyShot 96 on 27 February 2015 - 01:41 AM

I'd rather see some disciplinary action towards Rooney and his band of scum sucking pigs...

Unfortunately those odds can only be expressed as an imaginary number.

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#2565437 The Maple Leafs finally put a quality product on the ice...

Posted by vladdy16 on 21 January 2015 - 02:07 PM

Pretty cool, but a couple of things:


1)  I never want to see Kessel getting dressed.  Ever.  Under any circumstances.

2)  Please stop showing Phaneuf.  It's embarrassing enough he's on your team, let alone your captain.  You're better served not reminding anyone.

#2564655 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 January 2015 - 10:39 PM

The only person I would pick MAYBE as a captain over Zetterberg is Jonathan Toews.

And here I thought I was done throwing up after yesterday.

But nope. That right there did the trick.

#2564522 1/18 GDT : Sabres 4 at Red Wings 6 (Z w/Hat Trick)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 January 2015 - 10:07 PM