Babs to Mule: It looks like you might have really messed up your groin.
Mule to Babs: Umm I did? I am feeling fine.
Babs to Mule: No, you messed that groin up really bad so we are going to have to put you on LTIR.
Mule to Babs: Umm, OK. But I thought I was already on LTIR
People can dream, right?