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Howard's wife has had a baby. Last year, Ozzie's wife had a baby. The last time Conks was here, his wife had a baby. Solid proof that even if you f*** around, Detroit will bring out the best in you.

This thread is almost as good as the "Trade Zetterberg for Trevor Gillies" thread that I was planning later this season.

If his 17th post is anything like his 16th then someone should do us a favour and make sure he doesn't get an 18th.

Congratulations, this is the best "OMGZ PANIC" thread I've seen yet. Kinda like a mindfly thought mixed with some sirdrake thoughts. "What if Howard never had a baby and was able to lead the Wings to the Stanley Cup because Chris Chelios came out of retirement and built his own goalie crease out of broken sticks making it near impossible for the opposing team to get quality scoring chances" Ya I kinda got caught up in the magic that was sirdrakes posts, but this one sorta reminded me of it only in a more negative tone

The OP should feel gratified at having made one of the dumbest posts ever on this forum. WOW.

I remember when I had 16 posts

I'd love to see Konstantinov back if I had to pick one player. But Fischer would be a close 2nd. I really liked that guy.

Mandatory vasectomies for all professional athletes!

LoL, panic mode after a losing two games of seven. Never in my life have I heard a sports analyst, or any sports reporter type, say being a new father effects performance. Howard is what....27? His body should be able to handle some nights of loss of sleep easily. Now if we are talking about Lidstrom, maybe OP's point would make more sense.

I love how in spite of how horrible and awful we are, we've all retained our senses of humor. To help us through the dark times, you see.

Steve Yzerman had 137 points in his 92-93 season and it dropped down to 82 points in 93-94, it has to be because he had that daughter of his! Nevermind him playing 30 games less and switching to a more defensive style. Damn those babies!

I'm not in the top 3. My team screams for a trade and a youth injection. Fans are getting restless.

Just to avoid having a thread started for every big hit, we can put everything in this one. It's a few weeks into the season, so we've got some catching up to do

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1988-89 Steve Yzerman. Not many finer seasons of hockey have been played.

You'd think that when your number 1 goalie is unbeaten in the season it would imply that there shouldn't be goalie issues on the forums. You'd think.

No, no, no. Not only is Howard a new father, but apparently Conklin is IMPOTENT! We're doomed!

I like it a lot!

Home for this one, gamecenter live has sucked on my ps3 so far so who knows I might be on here before you know it. Hoping like hell for a good win here, and looking for people to "gel" a little more perhaps. Go CONKS

I loved the year Shanny had there, 95/96 if Im not mistaken. The year before he came to the Wings, scored like 45 goals and almost 80 points while overtaking captaincy. I was so happy when we got him.

Why waste a neg on a 1 poster when you can save them for stinkyfishtaco...Didn't see the game tonight and the score just freaking floored me! Wont lie I was a little relieved when I saw Howard didn't play, but feel horrible for Conks. Can't win them all, here's to an 81 for 82 season .

GAME DAY :beerbuddy: The Jackets are going to be real hungry today, hopefully we can make it winless in 29!

Look forward to seeing this via gamcenter live after I'm off work tonite. Keep rolling boy's...

I watched the condensed reply and was happy with what was happening but saw the slip at the end coming. The saving grace for me was seeing how pissed off Jimmy looked at the end, he's got the talent and is working super hard so I see him having a great year. Also when Hudler took that feed from Dats and finished it the way he did Eva I thought of you and couldnt help but think if he played with Dats every game he could score, well he's on pace for 82 !