Why are you cheering for Seattle tomorrow? Because the Kraken are the last bastion of Northern man.
Look at the blasphemous abomination of the sport they have potentially birthed into existence with an all sunbelt conference final. Dallas v Vegas. Raleigh v Miami.
Enough is enough.
Hockey is a Northerners sport. With Northern traditions and pastimes. It's what we've done on our frozen ponds in the dead of winter for a century now. Generations. Canadian or American, Swedish or Russian, us northys share a culture, a lifestyle, that the southys will never comprehend. Some of these people have never even seen snow b4. The most ice they've seen at one time is the cubes in their sweet tea.
So they can build their indoor rinks in the desert or the deep south, but they will never truly be "hockey people" because hockey people are northern people.
That is why Seattle must win tomorrow. For us. For our people. For our way of life. And I for one, will not respect a stanley cup champion from a conference finals in which our people are not even represented.
This league has turned our beloved past time into an unrecognizable bastard of it's true self. Where will you go northern man? Will you fight for what's yours? Stand against sunbelt hockey. Stand with the Kraken.