The 91 of Ryans

Win or lose some of you will act stoopid

I'd love to see this collection. An anthropological gem I'm sure. Honesty can happen behind closed doors. Mouth farting in public is the cringe part but I wouldn't expect you of all people to understand........

Derek is overachieving by the same metric you used for Torts. Pre-season expert predictions. No one thought Kane would move the needle much either so there’s no real gotcha element there either. Anyway this blown Red Wing 10 point playoff lead ? Philly just did the same thing. Relative to their play all season they’re not getting it done now. It’s Ok to admit you prefer Torts style. Just don’t kid yourself that he’d be some kind of better bet here in Detroit than Lalonde. If I had a dime for every time I’ve seen someone on here say they wished Torts was coach……..

Sounds like our shiddy coach who everyone hates no? Sports brahs like Torts cuz they wish they could talk to people the way he does even though they’re losers IRL. Sports brahs don’t like Derek for some reason even though both coaches are, according to the zeitgeist, over-achieving. it’s funny to watch.

LOL Isn’t it Torts job to get his team ready? A good coach would do this. Turning on your guys in the media is cringe. And immature. But you guys obvi like when bearded angry men use words like ‘soft’ and ‘balls’ so as you were ai guess?

Can you run practice drills cuz this is some Jack Adam’s level shidd right here Dramatic

Bet U wished I obsessed this much about U

Copp and a 2nd for Zadina

Holland would never

You blaming lotto bounces on Yzerman now?

Seeing Armchair GMs saying Matt Roy might be a good fit. UFA. From Detroit. Only 28. Shoots right. Haven't seen him play enough though because LA ............

Bergrren will be 24 starting next season. You might be able to squeeze a little D out of him but he probably is what he is at this point. I'm more intersted to see what he can do with Edvinsson and maybe one of Johansson/Mazur/Kasper. Regardless, If Y is going to keep Derk around, he needs to find a way to add a LEGIT top 4 D to this team next year or they may as well trade Seider and move the team to Atlanta. Holy good christ

Now ask yourself how shiddy Kostin must have been to not even be able to fill the role he had cornered the market on>I know we all get boners for muscle around here but c'mon Agreed. He'd prob be an upgrade over Bergrren

*psssssssst* so does Kostin (but don't tell anyone shhhhhhhhh)

7-3 penguins Ryan Whitney with the hatty