After this historic meltdown, the Red Wings are the first team in sports history to be eliminated from the playoffs after being just 12% of the way through the season. Who is to blame for this embarrassing monstrosity?
I personally would like to take a cheese grater to my Red Wings tattoo for making me represent such a poor run failure of an organization. I'm off to San Jose or Washington where I can get some real success in the playoffs...
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Posted 01 November 2011 - 09:47 PM
trying way too hard, bud.
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Posted 01 November 2011 - 09:49 PM
Awesome thread bro, I love these over the top sarcasm posts, so enjoyable, such worthy reading. 
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Ken Holland: He’s (Mursak) a young guy, provides energy, can skate, he’s a puck hound.
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Posted 01 November 2011 - 09:51 PM
It's funny you have something to say, Fish, most of this nonsense comes from your Debbie Downer posts. You should give porn a shot, being a sports fan really isn't cut out for you.
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Posted 01 November 2011 - 09:53 PM
Edited by Yak19, 01 November 2011 - 09:54 PM.
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Posted 01 November 2011 - 09:54 PM
great topic. would read again. A+++++
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Posted 01 November 2011 - 09:56 PM
Nope, still 72 games left.
The Vladinator He earned the NHL Plus/Minus Award in 1995-96, with a plus/minus difference of plus-60. The +60 has been the highest rating a player has finished with in the past 20 seasons, since Wayne Gretzky finished with a +70 in the 1986-87 NHL season
Pavel Datsyuk > x (where x is the name of any active hockey player)
Pavel Datsyuk > x (where x is the name of any active hockey player)
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Posted 01 November 2011 - 10:03 PM
It's funny you have something to say, Fish, most of this nonsense comes from your Debbie Downer posts. You should give porn a shot, being a sports fan really isn't cut out for you.
Believe me, if I could give porn a shot, I wouldn't be spending so much time here.
And yes, I realize you were responding to another poster.
Edited by GMRwings1983, 01 November 2011 - 10:04 PM.
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According to my profile, my reputation is excellent. LOL.
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Posted 01 November 2011 - 10:07 PM
Season isn't over YET. Far from it, but it's not looking good early. And it's going to get harder this year further the season goes on.
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Posted 01 November 2011 - 10:12 PM
Take this thread in the spirit in which it was intended and laugh. It's better than being bitter and angry.
Edit: The answer is clearly Jimmy Howard and his functioning penis. He really shouldn't have been so selfish.
Edit: The answer is clearly Jimmy Howard and his functioning penis. He really shouldn't have been so selfish.
Edited by Electrophile, 01 November 2011 - 10:13 PM.
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"Forwards, not backwards! Upwards, not forwards! And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!"
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Posted 01 November 2011 - 10:22 PM
Obviously the season isn't over, but if you're not worried about the team you're blind.
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Just cause you look like the gimp don't mean you play like the gimp!
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Posted 01 November 2011 - 10:24 PM
His wife should face some heat here for giving birth, as well. What a couple of self-centered neanderthals.Take this thread in the spirit in which it was intended and laugh. It's better than being bitter and angry.
Edit: The answer is clearly Jimmy Howard and his functioning penis. He really shouldn't have been so selfish.
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RIP Bob Probert
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RIP Bob Probert
RIP Wade Belak
RIP Derek Boogaard
RIP Rick Rypien
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Posted 01 November 2011 - 10:25 PM
Bring out ye dead...Bring out ye dead!
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Posted 01 November 2011 - 10:46 PM
I enjoy my humour less forced but to each their own.
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because the outcome is so frustratingly out of their control."
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Posted 01 November 2011 - 11:19 PM
Bring out ye dead...Bring out ye dead!
"I'm not dead."
"Oh, don't be such a baby. "
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"Finger-pointing is easy. In some cases, even therapeutic. Fans need to blame something,
because the outcome is so frustratingly out of their control."
-- Mitch Albom
| Terry Sawchuk & Johnny Bower | | Extra Protection | | "Luckies never cut my wind." | | Straight to the Goal | | Dodging Traffic |
| Tom Waits - Get Behind the Mule | | Mikael Samuelsson Forever | | Mike Grier? |
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Posted 01 November 2011 - 11:39 PM
"I'm not dead."
"Oh, don't be such a baby. "
"Old Woman!"
"Man!"
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Just cause you look like the gimp don't mean you play like the gimp!
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Posted 02 November 2011 - 12:36 AM
The real question is, Nail Yakupov or Ryan Murray? Yakupov is a sick LW sniper, while Murray could be the next franchise defenseman.
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Posted 02 November 2011 - 12:55 AM
I voted for the refs, because despite the bad play, I honestly think that they have had an influence in more than one of these 5 losses...especially the san jose game and tonight's game
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Posted 02 November 2011 - 01:11 AM
Right. Because sarcastic threads like this one are so much better than the reactionary ones after a loss.
The difference is that people making the reactionary threads are at least making a serious attempt to talk about the team, even if the ideas are extreme.
This thread is just trolling.
The difference is that people making the reactionary threads are at least making a serious attempt to talk about the team, even if the ideas are extreme.
This thread is just trolling.
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