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#1 dats13owns

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 09:46 PM

After this historic meltdown, the Red Wings are the first team in sports history to be eliminated from the playoffs after being just 12% of the way through the season. Who is to blame for this embarrassing monstrosity?

I personally would like to take a cheese grater to my Red Wings tattoo for making me represent such a poor run failure of an organization. I'm off to San Jose or Washington where I can get some real success in the playoffs...

#2 stinky fish taco

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 09:47 PM

trying way too hard, bud.

Helm is a perennial Selke candidate

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#3 Aussie_Wing

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 09:49 PM

Awesome thread bro, I love these over the top sarcasm posts, so enjoyable, such worthy reading. :thumbup:

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#4 dats13owns

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 09:51 PM

It's funny you have something to say, Fish, most of this nonsense comes from your Debbie Downer posts. You should give porn a shot, being a sports fan really isn't cut out for you.

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 09:53 PM

<_<

Edited by Yak19, 01 November 2011 - 09:54 PM.


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Posted 01 November 2011 - 09:54 PM

great topic. would read again. A+++++

Helm is a perennial Selke candidate

LOL

#7 syntax

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 09:56 PM

Nope, still 72 games left.
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Posted 01 November 2011 - 10:00 PM

:nopity:

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#9 GMRwings1983

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 10:03 PM

It's funny you have something to say, Fish, most of this nonsense comes from your Debbie Downer posts. You should give porn a shot, being a sports fan really isn't cut out for you.


Believe me, if I could give porn a shot, I wouldn't be spending so much time here.

And yes, I realize you were responding to another poster.

Edited by GMRwings1983, 01 November 2011 - 10:04 PM.

According to my profile, my reputation is excellent. LOL.

#10 St. Michael (the Red Wing)

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 10:07 PM

Season isn't over YET. Far from it, but it's not looking good early. And it's going to get harder this year further the season goes on.

#11 Electrophile

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 10:12 PM

Take this thread in the spirit in which it was intended and laugh. It's better than being bitter and angry.


Edit: The answer is clearly Jimmy Howard and his functioning penis. He really shouldn't have been so selfish.

Edited by Electrophile, 01 November 2011 - 10:13 PM.

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#12 Z and D for the C

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 10:22 PM

Obviously the season isn't over, but if you're not worried about the team you're blind.

Just cause you look like the gimp don't mean you play like the gimp!


#13 Bring Back The Bruise Bros

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 10:24 PM

Take this thread in the spirit in which it was intended and laugh. It's better than being bitter and angry.


Edit: The answer is clearly Jimmy Howard and his functioning penis. He really shouldn't have been so selfish.

His wife should face some heat here for giving birth, as well. What a couple of self-centered neanderthals.
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#14 T.Low

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 10:25 PM

Bring out ye dead...Bring out ye dead!

#15 P. Marlowe

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 10:46 PM

I enjoy my humour less forced but to each their own.

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because the outcome is so frustratingly out of their control."
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#16 P. Marlowe

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 11:19 PM

Bring out ye dead...Bring out ye dead!


"I'm not dead."
"Oh, don't be such a baby. "

"Finger-pointing is easy. In some cases, even therapeutic. Fans need to blame something,

because the outcome is so frustratingly out of their control."
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#17 Z and D for the C

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Posted 01 November 2011 - 11:39 PM

"I'm not dead."
"Oh, don't be such a baby. "


"Old Woman!"
"Man!"

Just cause you look like the gimp don't mean you play like the gimp!


#18 under_par_00

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Posted 02 November 2011 - 12:36 AM

The real question is, Nail Yakupov or Ryan Murray? Yakupov is a sick LW sniper, while Murray could be the next franchise defenseman.

#19 AceInTheSleeve

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Posted 02 November 2011 - 12:55 AM

I voted for the refs, because despite the bad play, I honestly think that they have had an influence in more than one of these 5 losses...especially the san jose game and tonight's game

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Posted 02 November 2011 - 01:11 AM

Right. Because sarcastic threads like this one are so much better than the reactionary ones after a loss.


The difference is that people making the reactionary threads are at least making a serious attempt to talk about the team, even if the ideas are extreme.

This thread is just trolling.





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