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Dekeyser Nickname Time

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Fridge Largemeat!

Punt Speedchunk!

Butch Deadlift!

Bold Bigflank!

Splint Chesthair!

Flint Ironstag!

Bolt Vanderhuge!

Thick McRunfast!

Buff Drinklots!

Trunk Slamchest!

Fist Rockbone!

Stump Beefknob!

Smash Lampjaw!

Punch Rockgroin!

Buck Plankchest!

Stump Chunkmen!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Rip Steakface!

Crud Bonemeal!

Brick Hardmeat!

Rip Slabcheek!

Bob Johnson!

Smoke Manmuscle!

Big McLargeHuge!

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Saw/heard this on Sportscentre this morning (Toronto)

Yah, that's a pretty obvious one. What else, then?

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NBCSN had a small highlight package of Dekeyser last night. Watching some of his outlet/first passes... wow. just WOW.

Cannot believe we've got such a bright, young, d-man in the fold. Really impressive for his experience level.

He needs no nickname.

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Fridge Largemeat!

Punt Speedchunk!

Butch Deadlift!

Bold Bigflank!

Splint Chesthair!

Flint Ironstag!

Bolt Vanderhuge!

Thick McRunfast!

Buff Drinklots!

Trunk Slamchest!

Fist Rockbone!

Stump Beefknob!

Smash Lampjaw!

Punch Rockgroin!

Buck Plankchest!

Stump Chunkmen!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Rip Steakface!

Crud Bonemeal!

Brick Hardmeat!

Rip Slabcheek!

Bob Johnson!

Smoke Manmuscle!

Big McLargeHuge!

That's gold Jerry, Gold!

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Fridge Largemeat!

Punt Speedchunk!

Butch Deadlift!

Bold Bigflank!

Splint Chesthair!

Flint Ironstag!

Bolt Vanderhuge!

Thick McRunfast!

Buff Drinklots!

Trunk Slamchest!

Fist Rockbone!

Stump Beefknob!

Smash Lampjaw!

Punch Rockgroin!

Buck Plankchest!

Stump Chunkmen!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Rip Steakface!

Crud Bonemeal!

Brick Hardmeat!

Rip Slabcheek!

Bob Johnson!

Smoke Manmuscle!

Big McLargeHuge!

Yes please. These are amazing!

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Fridge Largemeat!

Punt Speedchunk!

Butch Deadlift!

Bold Bigflank!

Splint Chesthair!

Flint Ironstag!

Bolt Vanderhuge!

Thick McRunfast!

Buff Drinklots!

Trunk Slamchest!

Fist Rockbone!

Stump Beefknob!

Smash Lampjaw!

Punch Rockgroin!

Buck Plankchest!

Stump Chunkmen!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Rip Steakface!

Crud Bonemeal!

Brick Hardmeat!

Rip Slabcheek!

Bob Johnson!

Smoke Manmuscle!

Big McLargeHuge!

Yeah, that seems to be about the right response :thumbup:

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Fridge Largemeat!

Punt Speedchunk!

Butch Deadlift!

Bold Bigflank!

Splint Chesthair!

Flint Ironstag!

Bolt Vanderhuge!

Thick McRunfast!

Buff Drinklots!

Trunk Slamchest!

Fist Rockbone!

Stump Beefknob!

Smash Lampjaw!

Punch Rockgroin!

Buck Plankchest!

Stump Chunkmen!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Rip Steakface!

Crud Bonemeal!

Brick Hardmeat!

Rip Slabcheek!

Bob Johnson!

Smoke Manmuscle!

Big McLargeHuge!

I don't think I'm gonna be able to keep a straight face the rest of the day. Ironically, DeKeyser probably isn't old enough to remember MST3K.

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NBCSN had a small highlight package of Dekeyser last night. Watching some of his outlet/first passes... wow. just WOW.

Cannot believe we've got such a bright, young, d-man in the fold. Really impressive for his experience level.

He needs no nickname.

Imagine if we had a 1-2 punch of Lids and DeKeyser.

Fridge Largemeat!

Punt Speedchunk!

Butch Deadlift!

Bold Bigflank!

Splint Chesthair!

Flint Ironstag!

Bolt Vanderhuge!

Thick McRunfast!

Buff Drinklots!

Trunk Slamchest!

Fist Rockbone!

Stump Beefknob!

Smash Lampjaw!

Punch Rockgroin!

Buck Plankchest!

Stump Chunkmen!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Rip Steakface!

Crud Bonemeal!

Brick Hardmeat!

Rip Slabcheek!

Bob Johnson!

Smoke Manmuscle!

Big McLargeHuge!

That just reminds me of the nicknames you could use in NHL Hitz. I loved Kretchfoop!

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I have a strange brain the works in progression. So one thing leads to the next which leads to the next, and so on, until finally my thought process finds a resting place. So here's how it worked when I read that Dekeyser needs a nickname.

Dekeyser -> DK -> Donky Kong -> King Kong -> Kong.

So Kong it is.

Edit: This is nearly identical to the way I nicknamed my younger brother, who has been called "squeege" or "Squeege McQueen" for over two decades. Johnny -> Dirty Johnny -> DJ -> Deege -> Squeege -> Squeege McQueen (optional).

Edited by kipwinger

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