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13 minutes ago, GMRwings1983 said:

Yeah.  Don't all the hipsters in Seattle wear them every day?  

No, we do that thing where you wear the really tight pants and then roll the cuffs up to the middle of your shins to show off your festive patterned knee high socks and handmade Italian walking boots

Rain pants seem more practical. I've honestly never heard the phrase before, snow pants yes, rain pants no. 2018 has been ******* wild for me.

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23 minutes ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

No, we do that thing where you wear the really tight pants and then roll the cuffs up to the middle of your shins to show off your festive patterned knee high socks and handmade Italian walking boots

Rain pants seem more practical. I've honestly never heard the phrase before, snow pants yes, rain pants no. 2018 has been ******* wild for me.

Yeah. Pretty sure this guy would never wear a pair of rain pants.

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Thanks to Gritty, Rangers are the only NHL team without a mascot.

https://thehockeynews.com/news/article/nhl-mascot-rankings-the-good-the-bad-and-the-cuddly

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1 minute ago, Neomaxizoomdweebie said:

Yeah. Pretty sure this guy would never wear a pair of rain pants.

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Thanks to Gritty, Rangers are the only NHL team without a mascot.

https://thehockeynews.com/news/article/nhl-mascot-rankings-the-good-the-bad-and-the-cuddly

The Rangers mascot is Lady Liberty you godless communist

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2 minutes ago, Neomaxizoomdweebie said:

Hey. I just posted the article.

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And therefore the focal point of my anger

1 minute ago, Neomaxizoomdweebie said:

Yeah, I know. One of the reasons I cancelled my subscription to their rag. Waaaaay to political for a hockey magazine.

Orange man bad?

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5 minutes ago, ChristopherReevesLegs said:

And therefore the focal point of my anger

Orange man bad?

Cancelled it before the election, so I don't know how it is now. Basically disagreed with their "reporters" on every social issue brought up in the magazine. If I wanted a political magazine, I wouldn't subscribe to "The Hockey News". It was basically ESPN Canada. 

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4 minutes ago, Neomaxizoomdweebie said:

Cancelled it before the election, so I don't know how it is now. Basically disagreed with their "reporters" on every social issue brought up in the magazine. If I wanted a political magazine, I wouldn't subscribe to "The Hockey News". It was basically ESPN Canada. 

Owned by TVA group who's in bed with Rogers. So yeah, basically Canadian ESPN aka trash.

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9 hours ago, GMRwings1983 said:

Yeah.  Don't all the hipsters in Seattle wear them every day?  

Hipsters in Seattle hardly wear rain gear and certainly don't carry an umbrella.  

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"29. AL THE OCTOPUS (Detroit Red Wings)
The only mascot without an actual human operator – and it glorifies animal cruelty. Doubling down on ineptitude."

I will take my mascot with 11 Stanley cups ....

Animal cruelty for crimmy sakes the octopus is boiled before it hits the ice....God forbid we honor traditions in a sport. It's not like some player killed a rat in the dressing room and then it was used as a mascot(see #19)

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On 10/1/2018 at 9:47 PM, Neomaxizoomdweebie said:

No. It might become a thing.

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On 10/1/2018 at 7:08 PM, Neomaxizoomdweebie said:

An older, creepy, life-long bachelor who lives alone and invites little kids to be his "neighbor". No red flags there.

Hello neighbor!

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2 hours ago, AtlantaHotWings said:

"29. AL THE OCTOPUS (Detroit Red Wings)
The only mascot without an actual human operator – and it glorifies animal cruelty. Doubling down on ineptitude."

I will take my mascot with 11 Stanley cups ....

Animal cruelty for crimmy sakes the octopus is boiled before it hits the ice....God forbid we honor traditions in a sport. It's not like some player killed a rat in the dressing room and then it was used as a mascot(see #19)

Actually it's already dead before boiling it and is sold as "seafood"

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7 hours ago, AtlantaHotWings said:

"29. AL THE OCTOPUS (Detroit Red Wings)
The only mascot without an actual human operator – and it glorifies animal cruelty. Doubling down on ineptitude."

I will take my mascot with 11 Stanley cups ....

Animal cruelty for crimmy sakes the octopus is boiled before it hits the ice....God forbid we honor traditions in a sport. It's not like some player killed a rat in the dressing room and then it was used as a mascot(see #19)

Throw away a chicken nugget purchased from your local fast food joint? That's wasteful!

Throw an already dead octopus purchased from a fish market onto the ice? That's animal cruelty! Someone get PETA on the phone!

7 hours ago, NerveDamage said:

 

Hello neighbor!

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That wedding ring isn't fooling anybody Fred. His middle name is "McFeely" for crying out loud. I am not making this up! How much more proof do y'all need?

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1 hour ago, The Secret said:

It has to be better the the Red Wings new mascot s***tee. I can't wait to see s***tee face off against Gritty.... It will be the greatest S*** show on ice (next to Blashill's on ice product)

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YES!!!! :w00t:

The s***ty Gritty Showdown!!!

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