Walman6million 250 Report post Posted May 1, 2023 Just now, The 91 of Ryans said: He stood in front of the net and got hit by the puck three times lol. His offense is/was overrated and he was a liability managing the puck. Same thing here in Detroit. Blind ******* passes all the live long day. Thats called solid net front play kiddo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The 91 of Ryans 3,015 Report post Posted May 1, 2023 26 minutes ago, Walman6million said: Thats called solid net front play kiddo Not worth 6 - 7M or the hype 1 F.Michael reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walman6million 250 Report post Posted May 1, 2023 43 minutes ago, The 91 of Ryans said: Not worth 6 - 7M or the hype Had the Bruins goalies not pooped he would have got his Hart and probably a 7x7. May still get that range on the open market though. Even Florida fans were discussing moving mountains to bring him in for next years playoffs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The 91 of Ryans 3,015 Report post Posted May 1, 2023 Just now, Walman6million said: Had the Bruins goalies not pooped he would have got his Hart and probably a 7x7. May still get that range on the open market though. Even Florida fans were discussing moving mountains to bring him in for next years playoffs. It's called the Conn Smyth ya dingus. The Bertuzzi brand is sizzlin right now no doubt but that's because most hockey fans are dumb. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jonas Mahonas 1,872 Report post Posted May 1, 2023 Play the Tuzz, Watch him Loose, Make your Excuze Youre at line 3, @Walman6million Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walman6million 250 Report post Posted May 1, 2023 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Jonas Mahonas said: Play the Tuzz, Watch him Loose, Make your Excuze Youre at line 3, @Walman6million Ryans, Ryans, Does not care for junkyard Bert Ryans, Ryans, Prefers his players in a skirt Ryans, Ryans, Posts all day in his fishy shed Ryans, Ryans, While Bert lives rent free in his head @Jonas Mahonas your turn Edited May 1, 2023 by Walman6million Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
F.Michael 4,590 Report post Posted May 1, 2023 Snoop Dog will have a greater impact in the NHL than Tyler Bertuzzi could have in 3 lifetimes... 1 The 91 of Ryans reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walman6million 250 Report post Posted May 1, 2023 2 minutes ago, F.Michael said: Snoop Dog will have a greater impact in the NHL than Tyler Bertuzzi could have in 3 lifetimes... Snoop Dogg v Ryan Reynolds Meanwhile we are owned by a lowly pizza merchant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
F.Michael 4,590 Report post Posted May 1, 2023 19 minutes ago, Walman6million said: Snoop Dogg v Ryan Reynolds Meanwhile we are owned by a lowly pizza merchant Marketing...Gin & Juice vs Dead Pool. My $$$ is on Cali. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The 91 of Ryans 3,015 Report post Posted May 1, 2023 number9 number9 more then just a Beatles song number9 number9 thinks about Bertuzzi wrong number9’s a little much and really slurps up Ty Ty’s brand but if you’re looking for someone really clutch I give you Mr Bjorkstrand But i think there’s something extra there with number9’s love affair while we all tell him ‘get a grip’ he’s dreaming of more than ‘just the tip’ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walman6million 250 Report post Posted May 1, 2023 15 minutes ago, The 91 of Ryans said: number9 number9 more then just a Beatles song number9 number9 thinks about Bertuzzi wrong number9’s a little much and really slurps up Ty Ty’s brand but if you’re looking for someone really clutch I give you Mr Bjorkstrand But i think there’s something extra there with number9’s love affair while we all tell him ‘get a grip’ he’s dreaming of more than ‘just the tip’ Not sure why you mentioned him, but hoping my Krakies can scoop up Bert. Seattle would approve of our rainbow relationship. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jonas Mahonas 1,872 Report post Posted May 1, 2023 2 hours ago, Walman6million said: Ryans, Ryans, Does not care for junkyard Bert Ryans, Ryans, Prefers his players in a skirt Ryans, Ryans, Posts all day in his fishy shed Ryans, Ryans, While Bert lives rent free in his head @Jonas Mahonas your turn Well done, Shel! To Tuzz or not to Tuzz? That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the broken bones of outrageous shot blocking, or to take up resistance against a sea of vaxers, and by opposing, miss games. To be injured, to play, No more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Walman6million 250 Report post Posted May 1, 2023 59 minutes ago, F.Michael said: Snoop Dog will have a greater impact in the NHL than Tyler Bertuzzi could have in 3 lifetimes... Why would he ruin a great cut of meat with coca cola? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bIueadams 776 Report post Posted June 30, 2023 TUZZI COMING HOME BAYBEE 2 Rick D and Akakabuto reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jonas Mahonas 1,872 Report post Posted July 11, 2023 https://www.bruinsinsider.com/BREAKING-Tyler-Bertuzzi-taking-shot-at-the-Boston-Bruins-after-signing-with-The-Toronto-Maple-Leafs-253462 1 kliq reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
F.Michael 4,590 Report post Posted July 11, 2023 On 5/1/2023 at 12:55 PM, The 91 of Ryans said: He stood in front of the net and got hit by the puck three times lol. His offense is/was overrated and he was a liability managing the puck. Same thing here in Detroit. Blind ******* passes all the live long day. It's gonna be a rollercoaster of love/hate for Bert in Toronto...Wouldn't surprise me if he makes a few gaffes in critical games. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The 91 of Ryans 3,015 Report post Posted December 15, 2023 Update: Bertuzzi really blows this year. 9 Pts in 27 games? Woof Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Troy McClure 346 Report post Posted December 15, 2023 10 minutes ago, The 91 of Ryans said: Update: Bertuzzi really blows this year. 9 Pts in 27 games? Woof Just getting warmed up. About to break out HUGE. Mark it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,525 Report post Posted December 15, 2023 Would you rather have Bertuzzi at $5.5 million or Sprong at $2 million right now? 1 mackel reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Troy McClure 346 Report post Posted December 15, 2023 5 minutes ago, kipwinger said: Would you rather have Bertuzzi at $5.5 million or Sprong at $2 million right now? I'd rather have anyone on the Wings. Leafs did muh boi dirty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,525 Report post Posted December 15, 2023 I think Bert has two problems. He's not as good as he thinks he is, and the Red Wings are better than he thought they'd be. Sucks for him because he'd be perfect to play the role David Perron is currently occupying for the Wings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Troy McClure 346 Report post Posted December 15, 2023 (edited) 28 minutes ago, kipwinger said: I think Bert has two problems. He's not as good as he thinks he is, and the Red Wings are better than he thought they'd be. Sucks for him because he'd be perfect to play the role David Perron is currently occupying for the Wings. Dumb = leaving the yzerman wings Lucky = going to the elite bruins Insane = signing with the Leafs I suspect he probs grew up as a leafs fan, so he saw his opportunity to take a discount to go to his team and play with Tavares/Matthews/Marner/Nylander. Now it has backfired immensely. It will be interesting to see what Bertuzzi does after this season. Leafs will certainly move on, and he will re-enter the UFA market, but this time needing to reprove himself. If he can be had for say $4 million AAV or less, I would certainly welcome him back. But that may not be prudent for us at this point. I can see him signing in Florida or something for say $3 million to rebuild his name. It's almost worse than Zadina. He could have maybe got a 7x7 after the Bruins run with a team like the Cats, but flushed it all to be a leafs lmao. Tronna is such cancer. Edited December 15, 2023 by Troy McClure Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The 91 of Ryans 3,015 Report post Posted December 15, 2023 8 hours ago, Troy McClure said: Dumb = leaving the yzerman wings Lucky = going to the elite bruins Insane = signing with the Leafs I suspect he probs grew up as a leafs fan, so he saw his opportunity to take a discount to go to his team and play with Tavares/Matthews/Marner/Nylander. Now it has backfired immensely. It will be interesting to see what Bertuzzi does after this season. Leafs will certainly move on, and he will re-enter the UFA market, but this time needing to reprove himself. If he can be had for say $4 million AAV or less, I would certainly welcome him back. But that may not be prudent for us at this point. I can see him signing in Florida or something for say $3 million to rebuild his name. It's almost worse than Zadina. He could have maybe got a 7x7 after the Bruins run with a team like the Cats, but flushed it all to be a leafs lmao. Tronna is such cancer. What HE does? LOL You mean what other NHL GMs decide to do? Grease-stain Boi will take what he can get if he's smart (he's not). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Troy McClure 346 Report post Posted December 15, 2023 5 hours ago, The 91 of Ryans said: What HE does? LOL You mean what other NHL GMs decide to do? Grease-stain Boi will take what he can get if he's smart (he's not). Yes I am sure he will have to beg for league min contract in Arizona this offseason. Right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The 91 of Ryans 3,015 Report post Posted December 15, 2023 12 minutes ago, Troy McClure said: Yes I am sure he will have to beg for league min contract in Arizona this offseason. Right. You know what I meant. He might not get to pick and chose is all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
