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6. Hire someone to cut the brake lines on the Rags shuttle bus so they all die in a fiery crash.

Business ideas: 1. Start trying at the begining of the game 2. Keep trying throughout the game 3. Dont go into a defensive shell when winning 4. Dont give up when losing 5. Have fun out there, and dont think too much about your ass getting traded to Arizona if you fuq this up

Win or lose some of you will act stoopid

Off the opening faceoff Cat takes on Rempe and pounds him LCA explodes and Rags forfeit from embarrassment Or a more realistic view Let's play a hard ass full 60 minutes and either eck out a regulation win or minimum get the loser point Think the first 10 minutes will say a lot of how this season ends .... WC2 race getting hairy like Troy M's back down the stretch Flyers still 3rd in Metro @83 76 GP Isles in WC2 @ 83 with 76 GP Caps and Us tied @ 82 with 75 GP Pens lurking @ 81 with 76 GP Tonight's other games we care about Flyers/Sabres Caps/Canes

Season End

Can't remember which loss it was, either cats or canes I think, but Newsy said the most infuriating thing post game. Something along the lines of "well we're not even supposed to be here" in reference to losing (again) while competing for playoff spot. What kind of jackass logic is that? Well you are there regard. And your GM didn't sell to gain assets in order to keep you there. So, ya know, the whole "no big deal" attitude, is beyond bad optics to most fans... and probably worse internally... How are the players supposed to react to statements like that? "Dont worry about playing awful and dropping another one guys, we weren't even supposed to be in the playoffs this year". Does he thinks this motivates them??? Forgiving their awful play and dismissing our goal of the postseason because in Derek's magical personal timeline of fate we arent SUPPOSED to be where we are? You are there! Fuqqing act like it! And then maybe ur team will act like it too... And b4 anyone says he probably acts differently behind closed doors... thats pretty much just as bad. The coach whom Im supposed to respect and follow is two-faced and says one thing in public and another to us. Wonder who he's talking out the side of his neck to today, me or the media? I wouldnt be very happy if I was Patrick Kane, and I got lured here with promises of pushing for the playoffs, for the coach to non-chalantly suggest we arent expecting to make the playoffs. IMO its extremely important to have a clear message on all fronts when your leading anything. When anyone in my department at work starts sending emails that are even slightly not insync with the image/goals/message I want, I nip that in the bud hard everytime. Optics/perception/message matters. To your team and to those outside it. Im convinced this guy is sending mixed signals or his signals are just plain bad. At least Blash had intellect enough to say something longwinded and boring, instead of something stupid. Guy isnt gonna last.

And remember to use a quality pomade for your mullet.

First rule of pro hockey: Try your best and have fun out there Second rule of pro hockey: Take your skate blades off and replace them with blades from hitori hanzo japanese katanas and stomp on your opponents feet and kick them in the throat just like bobby orr used to do back in the good old days when hockey was actually good before the millenial babies ruined it with their euro buttboys and fake CTE booboos my grandfather used to push me out of moving cars on the way to hockey practice up hill both ways and thats how i became the top junior manager at Peranis Hockey World for the last 30 years kids just dont want to work anymore

That's the spirit!!

Sorry I’m late. Eclipse travel.

He's just such a special player, skill and clutch players don't show up everyday. Dcat needs to drop off that line I think, Id rather see see him demoted to the 2nd and throw Larks and Kane with Rayzor and see what those 3 can do. I love Dcat but he needs a hard reset, I do however unlike others Ive heard do like his game away from the puck, he competes hard and his defensive play has came a long way imo also. Great set up guy too just needs to find the twine

There is no team in the league that passes worse than we do.

It is absolutely inexcusable that Patrick Kane's center right now is Austin Czarnik.

Yah, it's atrocious. He's so bad. Chiarot is a bum, but he's royalty next to Petry.