GREETINGS FROM THE MCDAVID! THE LORD MCDAVID! THE IMPERATOR OF THE ICE! THE MACHIAVELLI OF SNIPE AND CELLYYY!
"There has been too much violence. Too much pain. None here are without sin. But I have an honorable compromise. Just skate away. Give me my goals, my assists, and the whole conference championship, and I'll spare your lives. Just skate away and I will give you safe passage to the golf course. Just skate away and there will be an end to the horror."