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Is the emergency that we suck?

FIRE DEREK! BENCH CHAIROT, PETRY

I know you don't watch the games, so I'll recap last night for you: Butt Plug not getting to his man, letting the puck go right in front of him for a tap in behind him. 1-0 Rags. Minus 1 Plug. Butt Plug screening his goalie and not blocking the shot, and turning his head like a complete *****. 2-0 Rags. Minus 2 Plug. Butt Plug screening the goalie on the PK, losing the man behind him and taking the wrong guy per the situation. 3-1 Rags. Minus 3 Plug. This one's on Compher for not taking Panarin and choosing Fox Slapshot from 50' as the less of the 2 evils. But nonetheless, 4-1 Rags. Minus 4 Plug. Why DyckNose has this guy playing on the top pairing 5 on 5 and on the top PK unit is a complete mystery. He obviously is not suited for top paring NHL minutes. I don't really care if we suck because our younger guys are not ready, but this guy should not be taking NHL experience away from our draft picks. It's one thing if you have Nick Kronwall in front of Edvinsson, Wallinder, and ASP. But the Sex Toys FACKING SUCK. They're TRASH. Butt Plug is a complete piece of TRASH. Why does he get a pass from you on the "Shucks, One more Year of him" list, Colin? The guy is TRASH.

Concur. You all know what I wanted. Too bad I'm not GM and Coach. This team would lose still, but you'd be seeing our 1st and 2nd round picks get the experience instead of TRASH.

Good. Veleno has no role on this team. Fischer is also useless if he's not going to eat PK minutes. Trade waive or whatever with both. Holl needs to stay up. Send Petry down, i don't care about the minimal cap relief, he's washed up. Sucks that both Holl and Gus have another year on their contracts after this one, but it is what is I guess... Run these: Debrincat - Larkin - Kane Kasper - Compher - Raymond Ras - Copp - Tarasenko Motte - Veleno - Watson Chiarot - Seider Edvinsson - Holl Maata - Johansson Talbot Lyon Tarasenko needs to play his off hand. Tanguay might have to go if he's running the PP.

Yup, difference is that he would be learning. Right now, he's wasting.

5-1. Gustafsson is the 3rd sex toy on this team. He sucks the high hard one too. What a GD joke. This GM and coach can eat a big penis. They are failing.

I'm still convinced this team would be better off with someone else behind the bench...