55fan 5,133 Report post Posted January 27, 2009 No, but I did have a dream that Sidney Crosby came in my room to tell me that my roof was leaking and I needed to fix it- and it was. The person below me has petted a real bison. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckloo39 5,686 Report post Posted January 27, 2009 No, but I did have a dream that Sidney Crosby came in my room to tell me that my roof was leaking and I needed to fix it- and it was. The person below me has petted a real bison. No, but I've hugged a Buffalo Sabre. Does that count?? TPBM has had a surprise birthday party thrown in their honor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HOCKEY MATTERS 167 Report post Posted January 27, 2009 Yep. I was participating in a Civil War reenactment that weekend. I was charged with grievous crimes and sentenced in an illegally short amount of time. I was shackled and brought before a firing squad and blindfolded. Last request was ignored (gimme 3 steps..) and everyone sang "Happy Birthday". Then they shot me. Still can't figure out who let the cat out of the bag. TPBM has their taxes done already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted January 27, 2009 Nope- still waiting on one last document thingie. Also not sure how to proceed as I collected unemployment for the last 2 weeks of Dec. I'm sure there's something in the manual. I'm just waiting for the last form to get going on it. The person below me needs to get offline and clean their house, but isn't doing it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hallelujahlogic 1 Report post Posted January 27, 2009 Nope- still waiting on one last document thingie. Also not sure how to proceed as I collected unemployment for the last 2 weeks of Dec. I'm sure there's something in the manual. I'm just waiting for the last form to get going on it. The person below me needs to get offline and clean their house, but isn't doing it. yep. ._. tpbm thinks they might be coming down w/a little cold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 Sorta. The person below me has stuck their tongue out at an animal before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kevvie 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 Possibly...does my wife count. The person below me doesn't know what to be when they grow up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 (edited) I want to be a philanthropist. The person below me has put something disc-shaped over their ears and said "Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi, You're my only hope." Edited January 28, 2009 by 55fan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckloo39 5,686 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 I want to be a philanthropist. The person below me has put something disc-shaped over their ears and said "Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi, You're my only hope." Were you watching? Yes. Honey buns. Still in their wrappers. I am not that stupid. OK, maybe I am. TPBM has been to more than 20 states in the continental US. Driving through them on the way to somewhere counts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChelisChick 174 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 Unfortunately no. Flown to a couple and driven through a few, but not that many. TPBM has, at some point, sneezed so hard they wet their pants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hallelujahlogic 1 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 Unfortunately no. Flown to a couple and driven through a few, but not that many. TPBM has, at some point, sneezed so hard they wet their pants. haha unless it was during infancy, i can safely say that i have not. tpbm doesn't wanna go to work today! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 As bad as work was yesterday, I almost always look forward to going to work. Today won't be as bad as yesterday. The person below me has ran into a fence or a pole or a tree or some other object recently due to lack of looking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kevvie 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 Not recently, but when I was six, I rode my bike right into the back of big red pickup truck...that was parked! The person below me is having a good hair day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 I never have good hair days. It has a mind of its own. That's why I do ponytails. All the same, with all the baldness in my family, including women, I'm thankful I have hair. The person below me likes peanut butter or cheez whiz on their celery better than eating it plain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckloo39 5,686 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 I never have good hair days. It has a mind of its own. That's why I do ponytails. All the same, with all the baldness in my family, including women, I'm thankful I have hair. The person below me likes peanut butter or cheez whiz on their celery better than eating it plain. Amen about the hair. Mine is sucky, too, but at least I have some. I love celery, but my favorite "filling" is Laughing Cow cheese. Yum!! TPBM read more than 3 books last year for pleasure (textbooks don't count, they're mandatory) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kira 451 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 Oh, most definitely...sometimes it's more like three a week. I love to read. TPBM is freezing their butt off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckloo39 5,686 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 TPBM is freezing their butt off. Not even close. It's about 60 here today, "cold" for Austinites. They freaked out last night when it looked like it MIGHT sleet over night. So they closed all the schools, and my looney-toons office said, oooohhh... don't come into the office, you might all die in the ice and cold. Um. It's perfectly dry out, there is no ice. I've lived where there is bad weather, and this isn't it. What a bunch of wusses. Only me and three other people came in to work, wonder where the rest of them are? TPBM like the game Barrel of Monkeys - or did, when they were 4. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 Grandma and Grandpa had Barrel of Monkeys, Don't Spill the Beans, and Ker-Plunk. I'm sure all have been banned due to small parts. They were fun. The person below me has called someone to wish them a Happy Zetterberg Contract Day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JayUp88 1 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 My friends and I have been texting back and forth with a couple calls in there all day haha. tpbm thinks someone shouldn't be able to answer these questions with no Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckloo39 5,686 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 (edited) Grandma and Grandpa had Barrel of Monkeys, Don't Spill the Beans, and Ker-Plunk. I'm sure all have been banned due to small parts. They were fun. The person below me has called someone to wish them a Happy Zetterberg Contract Day. I want to know when we started birthing kids so stupid that the words, "Do not put that in your mouth, you'll choke to death," ceased to have meaning? We've made everything so "safe," it's almost silly at this point. For heaven's sake, my hairdryer has a government mandated sticker which says, "Do not use while sleeping." Why aren't all of us old people dead, and why isn't anyone we grew up with dead of small parts injuries? Ay-yi-yi... TPBM can roll their tongue. Edited January 28, 2009 by puckloo39 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
puckloo39 5,686 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 My friends and I have been texting back and forth with a couple calls in there all day haha. tpbm thinks someone shouldn't be able to answer these questions with no No. Just kidding. I don't have a problem with no answers. TPBM is all thumbs when it comes to texting... and not in a good way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hallelujahlogic 1 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 No. Just kidding. I don't have a problem with no answers. TPBM is all thumbs when it comes to texting... and not in a good way. yeah, i hate txting. i have no skills, either. it takes me forever. i usually get frustrated and just end up calling whomever i was gonna txt. tpbm comes from a big loud crazy family. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 We're all big, and mostly crazy, but not all of us are loud. The person below me is itching to go out right now and spend money they don't have on something they don't need. Yeah, I want a Z jersey. And a pizza. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hallelujahlogic 1 Report post Posted January 28, 2009 We're all big, and mostly crazy, but not all of us are loud. The person below me is itching to go out right now and spend money they don't have on something they don't need. Yeah, I want a Z jersey. And a pizza. i feel like that pretty much constantly. ._. tpbm would like a cough drop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted January 29, 2009 Don't need one now, but I have a couple by the chair from the last time I did. The person below me has put a small piece of garbage in a glass thinking the glass was empty because they were too lazy to get up and put it in the trash, only to find out that the glass was not actually empty. Strawberry soda with mint snus. Rats. Waste of good soda. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
