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4 hours ago, The 91 of Ryans said:

Side note: does anyone else not think it's a little gee-ay to be swingin dix and sharing sloppy holes with other guys? It's at least gross n weird no? Never understood it. Have I said too much? 

You, a simpleton, see's something gross,.. Whereas the apex athlete see's the highest form of team bonding possible.

Tootoo said in his biography that there was quite a bit of teammates doubling teaming chicks in juniors.

Bros that bang hos together, score goals together.

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1 hour ago, Troy McClure said:

You, a simpleton, see's something gross,.. Whereas the apex athlete see's the highest form of team bonding possible.

Tootoo said in his biography that there was quite a bit of teammates doubling teaming chicks in juniors.

Bros that bang hos together, score goals together.

"Bros that score together, score together."

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4 hours ago, Dabura said:

This season, through 42 games played:

  • Dylan "Not a 1C" Larkin: 20 goals
  • McJesus: 19 goals

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Dylan is a 70-85 pt center as long as their are decent linemates, and also, he plays middle of the road average defense for a center.

I admit that probably qualifies him for 1C in the league, but he's nowhere close to Zberg or Dats.

He's signed on for like 8 years now, so I won't waste my time complaining, but I do think Seider would make a better captain. It's almost a crime that the leader this kid is isn't the captain. Larkin has the same leadership personality as Darren Helm.

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5 hours ago, Troy McClure said:

Dylan is a 70-85 pt center as long as their are decent linemates, and also, he plays middle of the road average defense for a center.

I admit that probably qualifies him for 1C in the league, but he's nowhere close to Zberg or Dats.

He's signed on for like 8 years now, so I won't waste my time complaining, but I do think Seider would make a better captain. It's almost a crime that the leader this kid is isn't the captain. Larkin has the same leadership personality as Darren Helm.

I hear ya.

The good news is Larkin is one of our two best players.

The bad news is Larkin is one of our two best players.

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8 hours ago, Troy McClure said:

Dylan is a 70-85 pt center as long as their are decent linemates, and also, he plays middle of the road average defense for a center.

I admit that probably qualifies him for 1C in the league, but he's nowhere close to Zberg or Dats.

He's signed on for like 8 years now, so I won't waste my time complaining, but I do think Seider would make a better captain. It's almost a crime that the leader this kid is isn't the captain. Larkin has the same leadership personality as Darren Helm.

Dylan has almost 500 pts at 27 years old, and has played on CRAP teams til now.  There are 98 players with 1000 pts in the history of hockey.  I'd say he's pretty fricking good if he ends his career as one of the 100 top scorers all time.

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1 minute ago, Dabura said:

Can we take a moment to laugh at the Sens?

I mean, yeah, they're probably gonna kick our asses on Wednesday.

But holy s*** what a tire fire.

I was predicting this on hockey discords before the season started that Detroit would be better than Buffalo and Ottawa, and their roster was better, and their rebuild was further along. That was not a popular opinion.

On 1/27/2024 at 12:19 PM, Scott R Lucidi said:

Dylan has almost 500 pts at 27 years old, and has played on CRAP teams til now.  There are 98 players with 1000 pts in the history of hockey.  I'd say he's pretty fricking good if he ends his career as one of the 100 top scorers all time.

Weren't you the guy that said Ovi would score 1000 goals?

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5 minutes ago, Axl Foley said:

I was predicting this on hockey discords before the season started that Detroit would be better than Buffalo and Ottawa, and their roster was better, and their rebuild was further along. That was not a popular opinion.

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On 1/27/2024 at 12:19 PM, Scott R Lucidi said:

Dylan has almost 500 pts at 27 years old, and has played on CRAP teams til now.  There are 98 players with 1000 pts in the history of hockey.  I'd say he's pretty fricking good if he ends his career as one of the 100 top scorers all time.

Weren't you the guy that said Ovi would score 1000 goals?

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Considering how we fell apart in December after starting the season strong in October and November, is anyone else nervous about how this team is going to come out of the All-Star break? We've got a good thing going here and I wish we could just keep playing while we're hot.

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3 hours ago, kipwinger said:

Considering how we fell apart in December after starting the season strong in October and November, is anyone else nervous about how this team is going to come out of the All-Star break? We've got a good thing going here and I wish we could just keep playing while we're hot.

I'm always nervous with this team lol

But nah, I'm not too concerned. Lyon could probably use the rest.

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32 minutes ago, AtlantaHotWings said:

If they got a video of consent pre the activity smart move on their part. 

The creepiest part is player #1 in the lawsuit (whom internet detectives have determined is more than likely Dillon Dube) planned and organized the whole thing. Including wrangling the other players, seeking out the women, and getting the consent of the girl videotaped. He was even rejected earlier in the night by other girls whom he approached and asked them to fool around with his teammates. Dube is the gang bang boss.

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4 hours ago, kipwinger said:

Considering how we fell apart in December after starting the season strong in October and November, is anyone else nervous about how this team is going to come out of the All-Star break? We've got a good thing going here and I wish we could just keep playing while we're hot.

Yup...Several depressing seasons...Damn fine start this season...Disastrous December...Rebound January...???

51 minutes ago, Dabura said:

I'm always nervous with this team lol

But nah, I'm not too concerned. Lyon could probably use the rest.

Indeed...The All Star break is a perfect time after Wednesday night when the Red Wings wreck the Senators.

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21 minutes ago, Troy McClure said:

The creepiest part is player #1 in the lawsuit (whom internet detectives have determined is more than likely Dillon Dube) planned and organized the whole thing. Including wrangling the other players, seeking out the women, and getting the consent of the girl videotaped. He was even rejected earlier in the night by other girls whom he approached and asked them to fool around with his teammates. Dube is the gang bang boss.

An anagram for Dillon Dube would be Dildo Lube (minus the 'n')...

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