GMRwings1983 8,803 Report post Posted September 22, 2015 Listen up. Here is a lesson for all of us to follow from now on. Whenever you're in doubt in life, just ask yourself "What would Jaromir Jagr do in my position?" The answer is the philosophy to follow for the future. 4 marcaractac, redwingmachine, HadThomasVokounOnFortSt and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amato 3,210 Report post Posted September 22, 2015 But what if I'm at a nice restaurant, and I'm torn between the NY Strip, and Ribeye? Jagr would get both. 3 marcaractac, F.Michael and Hockeymom1960 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
number9 3,297 Report post Posted September 22, 2015 But what if I'm at a nice restaurant, and I'm torn between the NY Strip, and Ribeye? Stand up. Walk out. Find young model. Bring home. . Sleep. Don't care. It's really that simple. And it's preferable to the Hudler way... ya know, paying for Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PavelValerievichDatsyuk 1,935 Report post Posted September 22, 2015 Listen up. Here is a lesson for all of us to follow from now on. Whenever you're in doubt in life, just ask yourself "What would Jaromir Jagr do in my position?" The answer is the philosophy to follow for the future. Maybe you should just follow his advise when it comes to your love life. Not career advise: I wish he'd never had gone to Russia - he'd be racking up the records right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GMRwings1983 8,803 Report post Posted September 22, 2015 Maybe you should just follow his advise when it comes to your love life. Not career advise: I wish he'd never had gone to Russia - he'd be racking up the records right now. Maybe. Or maybe he would have retired had he not gone to Russia. It could be that he needed time away and came back wanting to finish his career in the NHL. Who knows? But the game over there isn't as physically demanding, so maybe he bought some time and years by leaving. It would be nice to see where he'd stand in the record books, but who cares? Messier is 2nd in points and no one in their right mind would consider him the 2nd best scorer in history. Or Francis as the 4th best scorer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Detroit # 1 Fan 2,204 Report post Posted September 22, 2015 I wish he played for us. We could add a few more years to his career. Would fit in well with our roster type. I've never been the biggest fan of signing old players, but he's played for every team besides the Wings so I'm feeling bad he's never played for us. BTW, I've never heard that nickname. Sounds like something the model would call him. Is there something you're not telling us? Can't say anything. Strangely enough, I only call him that because growing up it's what Don Cherry would call him on Coaches Corner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PavelValerievichDatsyuk 1,935 Report post Posted September 22, 2015 Maybe. Or maybe he would have retired had he not gone to Russia. It could be that he needed time away and came back wanting to finish his career in the NHL. Who knows? But the game over there isn't as physically demanding, so maybe he bought some time and years by leaving. It would be nice to see where he'd stand in the record books, but who cares? Messier is 2nd in points and no one in their right mind would consider him the 2nd best scorer in history. Or Francis as the 4th best scorer. That's all true. Maybe he wouldn't have lasted as long had he stayed. It's hard not think that it cheated his legacy at least a little, though. Highest numbers matter more when we get farther removed from the time that the player actually played. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GMRwings1983 8,803 Report post Posted September 22, 2015 (edited) That's all true. Maybe he wouldn't have lasted as long had he stayed. It's hard not think that it cheated his legacy at least a little, though. Highest numbers matter more when we get farther removed from the time that the player actually played. If anything has marred his legacy, it's playing for like 10 teams in the last 3 years. I wonder where he'll go to next? Then again, he needs to be traded from Florida as they're not a Cup contender. Edited September 22, 2015 by GMRwings1983 1 PavelValerievichDatsyuk reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
number9 3,297 Report post Posted September 23, 2015 If anything has marred his legacy, it's playing for like 10 teams in the last 3 years. I wonder where he'll go to next? Then again, he needs to be traded from Florida as they're not a Cup contender. I don't think "cup contenders" are what motivates him. From what I've gathered these last few years from where he's gone and what he's said is he loves mentoring younger players (they basically all are to him I guess) and being that guy without all the pressure on his shoulders. I really don't think another cup is a must for him. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Florida the first team he's re-signed with in a while? From what I know he said he loves that team and enjoys his role with all the young players they have, which is why he resigned. I don't know exactly why, but for some reason it gave me even more respect for him. It seems as if he's more concerned for his teammates careers then he is of his... hopefully he avoids their girlfriends Other than that I've always heard he's a gym freak like Chelly. I firmly believe going back to europe had nothing to do with his sustained level of play. He's like Lidstrom... except Lidstrom would rather retire and spend time with his family. Jagr still likes hockey and 18 year old models. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GMRwings1983 8,803 Report post Posted September 23, 2015 I don't think "cup contenders" are what motivates him. From what I've gathered these last few years from where he's gone and what he's said is he loves mentoring younger players (they basically all are to him I guess) and being that guy without all the pressure on his shoulders. I really don't think another cup is a must for him. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Florida the first team he's re-signed with in a while? From what I know he said he loves that team and enjoys his role with all the young players they have, which is why he resigned. I don't know exactly why, but for some reason it gave me even more respect for him. It seems as if he's more concerned for his teammates careers then he is of his... hopefully he avoids their girlfriends Other than that I've always heard he's a gym freak like Chelly. I firmly believe going back to europe had nothing to do with his sustained level of play. He's like Lidstrom... except Lidstrom would rather retire and spend time with his family. Jagr still likes hockey and 18 year old models. There's plenty of 18 year old models in Miami. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DickieDunn 2,571 Report post Posted September 27, 2015 "Models" in Miami are like "actresses" in LA and "country singers" in Nashville Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmyemeryhunter 2,747 Report post Posted September 27, 2015 "Models" in Miami are like "actresses" in LA and "country singers" in NashvilleThey're not very good at the profession, but they sure look the part.Same thing goes for porn actresses in Tampa. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KATIEBARTHEDOOR24 426 Report post Posted September 27, 2015 *note to self*vacation in FL. 3 Internet.Unknown, jimmyemeryhunter and 55fan reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted September 27, 2015 (edited) *note to self*vacation in FL. If you meet a model, make sure you don't let her take her phone to bed. Imagine how mortified you'd be if your picture was all over the internet in bed with a model. Edited September 27, 2015 by 55fan 5 KATIEBARTHEDOOR24, PavelValerievichDatsyuk, joesuffP and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KATIEBARTHEDOOR24 426 Report post Posted September 27, 2015 Ya... That would terrible. Lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Internet.Unknown 422 Report post Posted October 5, 2015 Gotta love this guy. http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/jaromir-jagr-says-he-will-bring-back-his-famous-mullet-181207269.html 2 Hockeymom1960 and F.Michael reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rivalred 630 Report post Posted October 5, 2015 Going to need to buy stock in shampoo and conditioner soon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheXym 2,606 Report post Posted October 5, 2015 (edited) I love his mullet, and his attitude.....MULLETTUDE! /Raises a dram of the Macallan in salute to the epic awesomeness of Jagr's mulletude. Edited October 5, 2015 by TheXym 1 F.Michael reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted October 5, 2015 Luongo put him up to the mullet thing via twitter. This is a dream come true for those of us who remember when the hot guys were all wearing mullets. 1 Hockeymom1960 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted October 7, 2015 Indeed. Here's some eye candy for ya... I sometimes tune in to NY games at intermission just to see this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
