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#2483379 Wings go to Mexico

Posted by Euro_Twins on 11 February 2014 - 03:56 PM

RANDOM GUY: Damn, got not bottle opener.
 
ABDELKADER: STOP.
 
RANDOM GUY: ...
 
ABDELKADER: IT'S HAMMER TIME.
 
MILLER: I'm pretty sure it's Miller time.
 
SMITH: I'm pretty sure we didn't even invite you to Mexico with us, Andrew.
 
MILLER: I'm pretty sure I'm our best PKer, Brandon. Plus, my adult-colored hair means you won't get carded. You being a kid and all.
 
ANDERSSON: I WANNA BE.
 
EVERYONE: ...
 
ANDERSSON: YOUR SLUDGE HAMMER. Did I say it right? Sludge hammer?
 
RANDOM GUY, to BARTENDER: Please help me.
 
BARTENDER, aka Nick Lidstrom: Sorry, you're on your own from now on.
 
RANDOM GUY: What?
 
BARTENDER: I like it here in Sweden.
 
RANDOM GUY: This is Mexico!
 
BARTENDER: Exactly.


This went from awesome to confusing. First of all, was nick even there? Secondly what beer were they actually drinking? Third and most importantly, where's Cleary?


#2483227 Sammy Waived

Posted by Euro_Twins on 10 February 2014 - 05:13 PM

And it would be too much by $10k
 
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Henrik Zetterberg ($6.083m) / Pavel Datsyuk ($6.700m) / Daniel Alfredsson ($3.500m) 
Johan Franzen ($3.955m) / Stephen Weiss ($4.900m) / Tomas Tatar ($0.630m) 
Gustav Nyquist ($0.950m) / Darren Helm ($2.125m) / Todd Bertuzzi ($2.075m) 
Drew Miller ($1.350m) / Joakim Andersson ($0.733m) / Justin Abdelkader ($1.800m) 
Luke Glendening ($0.575m) / Mikael Samuelsson ($3.000m) 
DEFENSEMEN
Niklas Kronwall ($4.750m) / Kyle Quincey ($3.775m) 
Jonathan Ericsson ($3.250m) / Jakub Kindl ($2.400m) 
Brendan Smith ($1.263m) / Danny DeKeyser ($0.925m) 
Brian Lashoff ($0.725m) / 
GOALTENDERS
Jimmy Howard ($5.292m) 
Jonas Gustavsson ($1.500m) 
BUYOUTS
Carlo Colaiacovo ($0.000m) 
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Danny Cleary ($0.825m) 
Patrick Eaves ($0.275m) 
Jordin Tootoo ($0.975m) 
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That really sucks lol


#2483194 Sammy Waived

Posted by Euro_Twins on 10 February 2014 - 02:05 PM

I thought he was hurt.  Hopefully the Wings just put him on LTIR and be done with it.  When he says he's better, they look sternly at him and with a stiff upper lip say, "No, you're still hurt."


I know some people who could take care of his knee caps...


#2482966 2/8 GDT : Red Wings 2 at Lightning 4

Posted by Euro_Twins on 08 February 2014 - 09:43 PM

Ben Bishop showed why he deserves the Olympics over Howard. I can bet any money that he wasn't even 100% and he still kept his team in the game. We do not have a Stanley Cup goal tender.

 

I remember when everyone said that about ozzie...




#2482881 2/8 GDT : Red Wings 2 at Lightning 4

Posted by Euro_Twins on 08 February 2014 - 09:21 PM

Zetterberg pushed into Bishop, NHL network is showing the TB feed, saying he drove him.


Either way it was quite the dive by bishop


#2482797 2/8 GDT : Red Wings 2 at Lightning 4

Posted by Euro_Twins on 08 February 2014 - 08:38 PM

Speaking of Whiskey, I ran out to pick up a bottle of the Macallan during the intermission and just got back. ;)

Glad to see the boys got it back.

 

please leave again lol


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#2482676 2/8 GDT : Red Wings 2 at Lightning 4

Posted by Euro_Twins on 08 February 2014 - 07:58 PM

He's clearly the starting goalie :lol:

 

if you and the xym hung out, i feel like much trouble would be had




#2482608 2/8 GDT : Red Wings 2 at Lightning 4

Posted by Euro_Twins on 08 February 2014 - 06:29 PM

I'm with you. Quincey is not so bad. For every mistake he makes he usually makes a really good defensive play too. He does take a lot of penalties and his offense has been a disappointment though.

 

for every bad play he makes he makes a good defensive play? ya, and for every good defensive play he makes, he also makes 2 mistakes, so that is a 3-1 ratio




#2482520 How to be a hockey player

Posted by Euro_Twins on 08 February 2014 - 10:45 AM

lmao that is great, know how to spot the biggest d-bag on the ice... the guy with the tinted visor. sorry ovie

 

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#2481964 2/6 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Panthers 1

Posted by Euro_Twins on 06 February 2014 - 08:40 PM

Bottleofsmoke, stick that in your bunghole


#2481926 2/6 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Panthers 1

Posted by Euro_Twins on 06 February 2014 - 08:19 PM

 
By whom?


Florida broadcasting judges obviously


#2481820 Glendening vs Andersson

Posted by Euro_Twins on 06 February 2014 - 07:28 PM

Glendening for sure. Although both are just slightly better versions of emmerton


#2481809 Predicting our RFA Contracts

Posted by Euro_Twins on 06 February 2014 - 06:51 PM

Quincey 8 years 56 million, Cleary, 5 years 20 million, no cap or roster space for the kids, sorry guys.


#2481643 2/6 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Panthers 1

Posted by Euro_Twins on 06 February 2014 - 07:53 AM

 
No he got scratched last game after his terrible penalty in OT against Washington.
 
Im predicting 4-2 Florida. All the other games the Wings should have won against them Ive picked the Wings so Im switching it up to send some bad joo joo to Florida.


By terrible I assume you mean on the refs part? Either way lineups won't change till we lose, so if you get scratched and the team wins you're sol at least until they lose or someone gets hurt.
What baffles me is, Quincey constantly takes dumb penalties and really bad times, always turns the puck over in the defensive zone, always loses coverage of his man, hell most of the time he does all the in the o zone too, yet babs hasn't even scratched him once...


#2481631 2/6 GDT: Red Wings 3 at Panthers 1

Posted by Euro_Twins on 06 February 2014 - 06:14 AM

A special mascot for today's GDT, in honor of The Xym and BottleofSmoke as requested...
 
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He needs a shutout for his bunghole