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A review of this years UFA class: 1. Alex Debrincat Class: xXx_ELITE_Sniper_xXx Strengths: 360 no-scope head shots Weaknesses: Smol cuterino 2. JT Compher Class: Old Fren Strengths: Will aid in you in your quests. Can call on him anytime. Always picks up the phone. Thank you fren. Weaknesses: Knows all your secrets 3. Klim Kostin Class: Soviet heavy tank Strengths: Drunk and violent Weaknesses: Violent and drunk 4. Daniel Sprong Class: Divorced middle-aged father Strengths: Not actually divorced, middle-aged, or a father. Master of disguise, which he uses to fool opponents. Weaknesses: Not actually a master of disguise, just aging very badly for a 26 year old. 5. Christian Fischer Class: Acquaintance Strengths: Gives you the silent downward acknowledging head nod that all men do when you pass by each other, and doesn't push your relationship farther than that. Weaknesses: Just some guy at the office that you're aware of. You have no idea what he does there and often forget his name. 6. Shayne Gostisbehere Class: Ghost Bear Strengths: Can pass through walls and will bring you salmon Weaknesses: Your trash bins are flipped over every morning 7. Justin Holl Class: Bad defenceman Strengths: Makes your other defencemen look good Weaknesses: Makes your defense look bad 8. James Reimer Class: Cleric Strengths: Hates rainbows Weaknesses: Has none since he accepted Jesus and Mel Gibson into his heart

He's definitely the "dark horse" prospect. Could be the forward version of Ericsson. Could be a monster down low forward who can not only beat you with size and strength but with soft hands and sexy dangles too. A combo that in theory seems almost impossible to stop. Unlike with terrible prospects like Cholo and Zadina and Veleno, we've actually seen flashes of his brilliance. I think we just have to patient. He may not become his true self till like 24 or 25. Really don't want to see him in the NHL this year. It's still way too early for him IMHO.

Ever wonder what JT in JT Comper stands for? Its Joseph Taylor. Now i know that. And now you know that.

We need this for the rest of the roster too

Soderblom is gonna have a Franzen-like breakout in the coming seasons.

Forum (or board as referred to (you're showing your age btw!)) is fine. Some users just like to argue and get under others skin. Whatever you do, don't stop coming here! It's been a long lonely time here since The Wings have been bad. Stay with us through the next glory years and you can have a sense of feeling that you grew with the team! That being said, I believe that if The Cat goes back to being The Cat he was, he'll SCORE near 50 goals among 80-90 points and and Larkin will get 100 points. Raymond (if on that line) will also surpass 70 points.

I like how Yzerman keeps making the team taller and bigger