I am going with Andrew Jackson who actually whipped arse with a cane....ie the old BC 2 hander(let's ignore the whole moving the Indians thing for the sake of argument)
On January 30, 1835, Richard Lawrence, an unemployed house painter, produced two pistols and fired upon Andrew Jackson on the steps of the United States Capitol. Both pistols misfired and an outraged Jackson beat Lawrence with his walking cane.
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Michael Rasmussen upon failure to clear the zone yet again was accosted by Coach Jackson with stick.