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It's time. Patrick Kane Class: Cool step-dad Doesn't truly love us, and never will, but that’s okay. Patty Daddy is the only step dad who never hit us or tried to trick us into going into the naked candy basement. Now that he has a job, moms lettin him smash again, and we couldnt be happier. Welcome home Patty Daddy. Strengths: being fuqqin cool Weaknesses: too cool to play defense and will probably cheat on mom Vlad Tarasenko Class: Blues Brother With Walman and Fabbri gone, the band desperately needed another former blues brother. 2 cups in 6 years, and now he's on a mission from god to get a 3rd. Strengths: Not supporting Ukraine Weaknesses: Penguins, Illinois Nazis, ex-wives with bazookas Erik Gustafsson Class: Samurai Ronin When covid19 took the life of his master jonathan toews, like step dad patrick, he was caste out of Chicago and forced to roam the league a disgraced ronin. He no longer fights for honor or duty, only for sweet PP assists and to hear the lamentations of the enemies women. Strengths: throwing the ball deep, take the top off the defense Weaknesses: PP QB specialist Tyler Motte Class: Buddy from college Has a great crypto startup you need to invest in. Otherwise you haven't heard from this guy since he did 12 jagerbombs and fell out of a window at gamma kappa phi. Strengths: will do borderline g-ay sheit if you're down Weaknesses: knows about all the borderline g-ay sheit you've done Cam Talbot Class: 37 year old man Plays goalie (g-ay???) Strengths: who cares Weaknesses: old, not cool

That's Rutger on the far left with Drapes and Truscott. His floor is total hunk, but Id let him take me on the cieling as well if that's what you're asking.

Yeah no team is guaranteeing him a roster spot on any team. Even playing in college. most players need at least one year in the minors.

Multiple trades have fizzled out for Rutger McGOATry because of his demand to play in the NHL right away reportedly. Kienan Draper needs to talk some sense into this kid.

Me too, but I genuinely think Kasper could use more time in GR (like Edvinsson last season). Kasper is 90% of the way there, but his finishing needs more work. I'd love to see him go down to GR to start the season, play as their 1C and get top powerplay minutes, work on getting his shot off sooner (it's already fairly accurate) and round out his game. I see his floor as a Sam Bennett type (20G, 20-30A) but if he could bump that up to 70ish points a season I'd be thrilled. That said, if he comes out and has a great camp and/or lights it up his first 10-20 games in GR then bring him up for good.

Not really sure I want a top six that doesn't feature a single winger over 6ft or 200 lbs. Our forecheck would be terrible and we'd get eaten alive. Kane isn't a top line player anymore. Hasn't been in a while. He doesn't even bother trying to win puck battles or forecheck. You cannot have that on the ice for 20(ish) minutes a night and expect to win games.

Honestly, I'm not too bothered by most of the moves made in the offseason. I think we have a legitimate top six (for the most part) and added size and skill in Tarasenko. The Walman trade was perplexing from an asset management standpoint, but I think Edvinsson is up to the challenge of eating those minutes. Seider will take over for Ghost on the top powerplay and Gustafson/Edvinsson/Johansson will take over the second unit. The goaltending is marginally better and you'd have to think any two of Talbot, Lyon, or Husso will be solid enough to give us adequate goaltending throughout the season. I even really like the thought of both Berggren and Mazur on the 4th line. My only issues are the 2nd pair RHD position (still Petry or Holl) and the 2C situation (We're still only a Larkin injury away from ruin). Tarasenko-Larkin-Raymond Dcat-Compher-Kane Ras-Copp-Fischer Berggren-Veleno-Mazur Motte Chiarot-Seider Edvinsson-Petry/Holl/Johansson Maatta-Gustavsson Petry/Holl/Johansson

if only Scott was our GM