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Bold Predictions for the 2023-24 Season

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As is tradition, lets see some BOLD predictions for the season. It's no fun if they're predictions everyone already thinks will happen so you're encouraged to go out on a limb a bit here. I'll start (and I'm keeping it to 3):

  • (I've made this prediction elsewhere) Given that they both play over 50 games, Edvinsson will outscore Seider at even strength and his defensive metrics will grade out more highly than Seider's (as measured by Dom Luczyszyn's player cards at The Athletic). I'm using this measurement because it doesn't require I buy a new subscription and because there's no obvious way it's biased toward one or the other of Edvinsson or Seider.
  • Michael Rasmussen will score 20 goals and 50+ points and people will begin talking about him as one of the best young power forwards in the league.
  • The Wings go .500 (or better) against Tampa, Toronto, and Boston.

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Edvin San plays the majority of the season in GR, and McIsaac is called up b4 him.

Jonatan Berggren leads the team in points by end of season.

Fabbri plays a full 82 games

Veleno is waived

Shawn Horcoff is poached by another team to GM at seasons end

Sprong is a complete flop and becomes a new whipping boy

ChiaPet is a dominant 2nd pair and they play the majority of the season together

Danielson makes the team and scores 40+ pts and PKs, and gets votes, but loses the calder to Bedard

Howard is fired from Bally Sports

Seider wins the Norris

Wings lose in the finals to the Seattle Kraken

Rasmussen leads the team in playoff goals

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39 minutes ago, bIueadams said:

Edvin San plays the majority of the season in GR, and McIsaac is called up b4 him.

Jonatan Berggren leads the team in points by end of season.

Fabbri plays a full 82 games

Veleno is waived

Shawn Horcoff is poached by another team to GM at seasons end

Sprong is a complete flop and becomes a new whipping boy

ChiaPet is a dominant 2nd pair and they play the majority of the season together

Danielson makes the team and scores 40+ pts and PKs, and gets votes, but loses the calder to Bedard

Howard is fired from Bally Sports

Seider wins the Norris

Wings lose in the finals to the Seattle Kraken

Rasmussen leads the team in playoff goals

These are fun and just on the edge of reasonable. Good job, you understood the assignment. 

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BearGrin has more points on the 3rd line than Raymo on the 1st.

 

GhostBear has the most points for a D on the team.

 

Sodapop puts on an extra 25 lbs and actually skates faster and wins the Conn Smythe.

 

Wings playoff bound, yet SY trades GhostBear, Copp and Perron for great returns.   Win Win

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Howard hires a metal working company to saw off his wedding ring so as to not lose a finger, gets tetanus, and misses 3 weeks in November.

Carley Danielson gives birth to Nathaniel Danielson Jr. in May.

Edvinsson gets in a lockerrom brawl with Chiarot and needs facial reconstructive surgery.  Out 6 mos.

Lombardi wins the Calder with 86 pts in 53 games after Copp breaks his shoulder and Compher tears his achiles in December.

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Danielson stays with Detroit all season. Nets 70 points.

Veleno and Fabbri are traded

Larkin hits 100 points

DeCat hits career high goals and points.

Ghost wins Norris 

Lafreniere is a Red Wing by the TDL.

Copp, Chiarot, Comphor, Holl all have career points years. Yzerman is forgiven for the contracts he handed them. 

Yzerman wins GM of the Year.

Edited by LeftWinger

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This team won't come close to making the playoffs.

Debrincat gets injured early and misses most of the season.

Sprong becomes the team's enforcer, emboldened by his offseason beating of a scrawny racecar driver.

Yzerman resigns in the offseason.

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10 minutes ago, GMRwings1983 said:

This team won't come close to making the playoffs.

Debrincat gets injured early and misses most of the season.

Sprong becomes the team's enforcer, emboldened by his offseason beating of a scrawny racecar driver.

Yzerman resigns in the offseason.

Dude, you’ve been in a bad mood for like 13 years.

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Raymond has another down year and is on the trade bait board near the deadline, is traded in the off season.

The only recent signing on D we want to keep is Ghost, but we can't afford him.

Debrincat busts hard 15 goals, 3rd liner by seasons end.

Lombardi plays 40 games on the 2nd line.

Cossa leads the AHL in wins and save %.

Wallinder is the go to D call up from the Griffins.

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4 hours ago, GMRwings1983 said:

This team won't come close to making the playoffs.

Debrincat gets injured early and misses most of the season.

Sprong becomes the team's enforcer, emboldened by his offseason beating of a scrawny racecar driver.

Yzerman resigns in the offseason.

just on the edge of reasonable imo

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11 hours ago, LeftWinger said:

Lafreniere is a Red Wing by the TDL.

Do not want.

4 hours ago, The 91 of Ryans said:

Wings find a way to score less than last year

Lalonde fired at the end of the year

Finally get a lottery pick

LGWs website finally kicks the bucket

Reimer comes out 

 

so far, these are the most likely takes

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Raymond scores 30+ regular season goals

Seider finishes regular season with 60+ Pts

The Wings are buyers at the trade deadline, but Perron is thrown included in a trade and no longer a Wing

Wings make playoff's as 6 Seed

Wings take the Leafs to 6 games and lose in ECF

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