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We came here to chew bubblegum, and kick azz, but we brought too much bubble gum!And why won't anyone pay me to be a doctor that prescribes candy as treatments? You have heart murmurs, 300 lemon pez. Gout? Boom, big league chew. Two pouches. Now let's go out there and shoot these roman candles at them alligators. Realgud. Something like that. I'm not drunk enough to get into it though, or angry enough to just talk smack. which would be way funnier. This kip guy tried to teach me once, but I think I'm too sweet hearted to be mean for no reason. Realgud

Meanwhile, Jagr is scoring with 20 year old models in Florida.

Sometimes I wish i could stumble drunkenly into my favorite teams locker room and just scream nonsense.I think it would be really motivational.

I'm assuming he was referring to when Zetterberg was skating the puck around the offensive zone and got shoved past the blue line and turned the puck over.

I don't think Cole belongs in the same category as Weiss and Modano.

I was thinking more along the lines of this

I hope Marchenko plays good enough not to get sent down again, he's better than 3 of the d on this team right now.

We thought to a vict'ry we'd cruise And that Blash should be fired should we lose. But the folks that do know'im Said "Don't write a poem." So the injuries shall losses excuse. I wrote you a poem anyway. You're welcome.

Didn't the doctor order you to keep things out of your bunghole?

I've always liked Quincey. I think maybe some people expected him to score here like he did in LA/Colorado and we're disappointed when he didnt. But, he's a solid player and has been a good replacement for Brad Stuart, imo.

Has anyone noticed that the Wings can't even complete a pass? It's like the second they get the puck on their stick they just have to throw it to the player furthest up the ice. I'm worried it's just Blash's system at this point. The players are hustling, they're not being lazy, they're just making terrible s***ty plays. Defensive zone coverage is awful and no one has any puck support. All other teams have to do is rush the puck carrier and we do something stupid with it and turn it over every time.

who knew

You just have to make sure you say "realgud" drunkenly a few times. That will work.

are we the worst team at clearing the zone?

I just cracked open a Drake's Denoginizer. 9.75 ABV. Try that. Everytime you want to turn a game off, think of June 23rd and waiting for the season to start. I hate summer. I watch every minute I can win or lose once the season starts!!

Take your calm behavior somewhere else, it's not welcome here!

He needs to be there now and give E some time in Grand Rapids.

did FSD forget to click the commercials button? lol

Get 52 off the ice Miller Lazy

can't catch a UFA break...damn injuries...

Our sweaters are red, Our old coach now rocks blue, For every player we lose to injury, You're going to lose two. I'm here all night.

haha! quite good man.

If you're looking for W-L results, any hockey website should have them. Like nhl.com or tsn for example. Many of these sites also include breakdowns of OT loses, SO loses, etc. You should be able to find playoff records there too.

oh my god, we have played 7 games lol relax

Why do you think his uncle was his grandfather?