DickieDunn 2,571 Report post Posted April 24, 2015 There was a street named after him, but they had to change it. Nobody crosses Brian McGrattan and lives. McGrattan doesn't flush toilets, he scares the crap out of them. 9 kipwinger, Detroit \# 1 Fan, F.Michael and 6 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,527 Report post Posted April 24, 2015 Brain McGrattan uses his own thigh as an anvil. 3 Ram, Rivalred and F.Michael reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmyemeryhunter 2,747 Report post Posted April 24, 2015 That doesn't make any sense... You know damn well he prefers Canadian Club, and a few dozen Tim Horton donuts when he's about to terrorize a nation. Brian McGrattan drinks only high proofed vodka and eats only wood chips and Styrofoam, anything else would water down the napalm that he mixes in his stomach Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,527 Report post Posted April 24, 2015 I heard Brian McGrattan lost the rubber match in a best two of three Greco Roman wrestling contest. His opponent? The U.S.S. Enterprise. Rumor has it, "The Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart interfered in the third match to secure the Enterprise final victory. 1 Detroit \# 1 Fan reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GMRwings1983 8,794 Report post Posted April 24, 2015 One of my favorite pictures of McGrattan. Can you imagine the look on Brian Boyle's face if he saw that coming at him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BottleOfSmoke 5,965 Report post Posted April 24, 2015 One of my favorite pictures of McGrattan. Can you imagine the look on Brian Boyle's face if he saw that coming at him? ... I think you're missing the spirit of the thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted April 24, 2015 In Soviet Russia... Brian McGrattan still does whatever he wants. 2 wings87 and KATIEBARTHEDOOR24 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
number9 3,297 Report post Posted April 24, 2015 My favorite picture of Brian. Can you imagine the look on Lesnar's face when he steps into the ring? 1 PavelValerievichDatsyuk reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Euro_Twins 4,477 Report post Posted April 24, 2015 My favorite picture of Brian. Can you imagine the look on Lesnar's face when he steps into the ring? This is a picture of toast 2 number9 and jimmyemeryhunter reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
number9 3,297 Report post Posted April 24, 2015 This is a picture of toast Yes, that's exactly what Lesnar would be Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmyemeryhunter 2,747 Report post Posted April 24, 2015 A while back Brian McGrattan was scheduled to go to local schools and talk to kids about the dangers of drinking and driving. But He ended up at the wrong school in the middle of a pep rally for the schools football team. He walked to the middle of the gymnasium and started popping basketballs while listing off his favorite drugs... Since then, all of That schools teams have gone undefeated... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Detroit # 1 Fan 2,204 Report post Posted April 24, 2015 McGrattan jokes, wrestling references, this is the best thread in LGW history. (Get it done, Kenny) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wings87 1,290 Report post Posted April 24, 2015 (edited) The Berlin Wall wasn't torn down- Brian McGrattan knocked it down. Winter may be coming- But Brian McGrattan is already here. Edited April 24, 2015 by wings87 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cusimano_brothers 1,655 Report post Posted April 25, 2015 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmyemeryhunter 2,747 Report post Posted April 25, 2015 (edited) Brian McGrattan has hands that can beat a royal flush. McGrattan won the 2005 World Series of Poker with only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. Edited April 25, 2015 by jimmyemeryhunter 2 Caanis Cooper and gcom007 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KATIEBARTHEDOOR24 426 Report post Posted April 25, 2015 The ace of spades Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hack & Whack Rule! 160 Report post Posted April 25, 2015 The Boogey Man looks under his bed for Brian McGrattan. 2 jimmyemeryhunter and wings87 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wings87 1,290 Report post Posted April 25, 2015 At night god prays to Brian McGrattan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmyemeryhunter 2,747 Report post Posted April 25, 2015 Brian McGrattan ate a whole sleeve of saltine crackers in under a minute without any water. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wings87 1,290 Report post Posted April 25, 2015 With a blood curdling shriek McGrattan cried out "THIS IS SPARTA" and proceeded with his morning bowl movement. 1 sputman reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hack & Whack Rule! 160 Report post Posted April 25, 2015 The dress is whatever colour Brian McGrattan says it is. 4 kipwinger, 55fan, jimmyemeryhunter and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hack & Whack Rule! 160 Report post Posted April 25, 2015 Brian McGrattan once took a leak in the fuel tank of a truck...that truck is now known as Optimus Prime. 1 jimmyemeryhunter reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmyemeryhunter 2,747 Report post Posted April 25, 2015 (edited) Brian McGrattan cured his diabetes by injecting himself with sugar every day for a year. Edited April 25, 2015 by jimmyemeryhunter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DickieDunn 2,571 Report post Posted April 26, 2015 (edited) McGrattan takes one lick to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop Edited April 26, 2015 by DickieDunn 1 55fan reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmyemeryhunter 2,747 Report post Posted April 26, 2015 McGrattan takes one lick to get to the center of a Tootsie PopAnd when he's done he crunches into the owl. 1 55fan reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites