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#2019970 Goal Celebration

Posted by mindfly on 28 July 2010 - 07:31 AM




#2020986 If I had a million dollars...

Posted by Bannedforlife on 31 July 2010 - 03:59 AM

I'd buy the Pittsburgh Penguins and make Sidney Crosby wear a dress as his uniform. Nobody else, just you Sidney. You don't like it? Screw. Go play in the KHL.

And that's just the beginning. After that, I'd go out and buy all the pants in the world, every single pair of pants, and just burn them. f*** everybody, no more pants. Start over with making pants, they're all gone.

Then, if I had any money leftover, I would open a chain of pet food stores all over the country and it would be called s***asspetf***ers, that would be the name of it. It would be like Walmart, with a huge yellow sign, "s***asspetf***ers". People working in there would be rude to you, you walk in and they're like "Get the f*** outta here, ya idiot". They won't even let you come in. And if you get past that, dog food costs a million dollars for one can. That's the price, f*** you, you don't like it? Get the f*** outta here, it's s***asspetf***ers. And also, if you come in, we'll f*** your pet. That's the rule. You don't even have to bring it, we'll find it and f*** it. That's the way its gonna be. Nobody will ever spend a dime at s***asspetf***ers, but I will keep it open for years and decades, and we'll never close. Keep expanding like we're doing great. Open a new one every day next to another one. We'll surround every Starbucks with five s***asspetf***ers all facing each other. And you know why I'd do it? Just to enjoy people going, "What the f***? Why doesn't it close? Jesus! That place sucks man! That is the worst pet store. I'm not paying a million dollars for a can of dog food! That's clearly overpriced. And they f*** your pet? That's not appropriate to f*** people's pets, come on! But they've been open for fifty years now. Damn those s***asspetf***er people!"


#2020769 Most hated team in NHL.

Posted by xtrememachine1 on 30 July 2010 - 12:03 PM

I keep reading in the comments that Pens fans believe they're hated because they're good. Its like, "No, your team is hated because they're full of whiny, arrogant, obnoxious d-bags." The Lemieux-Jagr-Francis teams were not hated and they were good.

As for the Wings being hated, its jealousy. The Wings built another Stanley Cup contender through the draft while at the same time won Stanley Cups. Meanwhile, teams like Toronto and NYI have had high draft picks for years and still suck.

The blog post should have been "Which teams to you really hate?" not "Which teams are you tired of losing to?"


#2020793 Free Agency Thread

Posted by HankthaTank on 30 July 2010 - 12:56 PM

Ian White and the Flames avoid arbitration, sign one-year $2,999,995 contract. I don't know why they shorted him a five-spot.

Left it for Lebda...


#2020409 KHL President offers Kovalchuk 17-year deal, choice of team

Posted by Z Winged Dangler on 29 July 2010 - 01:01 PM

It is sort of a cheap shot. The KHL will take any attention it can get though.


What is a KHL? Can i get it in strawberry flavour?


#2020622 Wings offer Aaron Downey Tryout?

Posted by GMRwings1983 on 29 July 2010 - 09:31 PM

Williams was a potential 20-goal scorer. He had done it more than once before. He was also somewhat of an emergency signing, as the time spent waiting for Hudler had seen a big thinning in the UFA pool.

In other news, I don't remember the last time you had a good idea. Further, you're one always predicting doom and gloom.


Way to stay on topic there ace. At least you're not biased against me or anything.

:thumbup:

Didn't realize I was supposed to make great ideas. I thought that's what all those idiots in Washington were for.


#2020460 Pick Your Favorite Wings' Title

Posted by Z Winged Dangler on 29 July 2010 - 03:23 PM

2008 for me. At the time, I didn't think it would mean the most, but my dad was in the hospital for much of the summer of '08. No matter how dull the stay, or how painful or annoying the tests, he's always raise his spirits by saying, "oh, well. At least we won the Cup." It got him through. He died in February of '09, so he went out on top.


your dad was :thumbup:


#2020160 Wings offer Aaron Downey Tryout?

Posted by GoWings1905 on 28 July 2010 - 04:38 PM

I'll take him over Modano six days a week and three times on Sunday. Even if it's a two-way deal for the minimum, he's still worth twice Modano. :)


What? How is the guy potentially going to be our third line center even remotely close to Downey signing for a frickin tryout? While I have no problem with Downey, it's absurd to believe he would contribute more to the Red Wings success next season than Mike Modano would. That also means Downey would have to make the team and jump an abundance of far better forwards to even crack the line-up.


#2020211 Free Agency Thread

Posted by mindfly on 28 July 2010 - 07:17 PM

Just false information that's all, he never got a camp invite nor a contract.

June 26, Detroit Free Press: Reports out of Russia that defenseman Evgeny Ryasensky is headed to Detroit were smoke. "Nothing going on," Nill said. "His agent called to inquire about interest, and that is all of the discussions."




#2019493 Free Agency Thread

Posted by mindfly on 26 July 2010 - 05:11 PM

Fair enough.

His agent has now confirmed it.

http://twitter.com/dchesnokov


#2019491 Free Agency Thread

Posted by mindfly on 26 July 2010 - 05:07 PM

Where did you see that?

I've got my sources, this one is probably from twitter


#2019483 Free Agency Thread

Posted by mindfly on 26 July 2010 - 04:57 PM

Frolov is going to Rangers, 1 year contract.


#2019433 Red Wings Making Play for Modano

Posted by Z and D for the C on 26 July 2010 - 02:09 PM

You have to either be 27 or have played 7 years in the league to be a UFA. It has nothing to do with how many deals you've signed.

http://proicehockey....free_agents.htm


Now for my post to get negged in 3...2...1...


#2019431 Red Wings Making Play for Modano

Posted by redwingfan19 on 26 July 2010 - 02:03 PM

Because they're RFAs for the next few years. Learn how the league works before you *****.

Plus, they're not even being treated like cast aways. They're the one who have chosen not to sign yet. Stop acting like a child looking for excuses because you don't want Modano here. Modano signing will have no effect on how long Helm and Abds are with us.


im not 100% sure how the RFA thing works but if we sign modano they will sign 1 year deals. Would they not then become UFA's after this season?


#2019429 Red Wings Making Play for Modano

Posted by Z and D for the C on 26 July 2010 - 01:57 PM

who's to say that helm and abby may want to test the FA market after these deals are up because of the way holland has handled them. they are being treated like cast away's for someone who is not even needed on this team.


Because they're RFAs for the next few years. Learn how the league works before you *****.

Plus, they're not even being treated like cast aways. They're the one who have chosen not to sign yet. Stop acting like a child looking for excuses because you don't want Modano here. Modano signing will have no effect on how long Helm and Abds are with us.