I was gonna be a bit more serious about it and not vote for Red Wings, but then I saw Crosby on the list despite not playing a single game yet, and remembered the Fitzpatrick issue, and said f*** it, I'm voting all Wings, it's a joke anyways.
Vote for Rory was fun. Maybe we should start a Vote for Jiri.
That's tough, but so are pork chops. They're are great, but they tend to dry out. I think it's because they're thinner and leaner than they were when we were kids. Remember when "shake and bake" came out and that was the big, cool thing? You had to trim the fat off of your chop. Nowadays, they come almost fat-less. They don't have that juicy quality they used to. Yes, tough indeed.
Sounds a little like him. I purposely didn't look to see who you thought it was just so I could see if we were on the same page. The letter "s" comes out just like Mickey, and the accent is similar, but it's not quite.
Of course, it could be Mickey in a different mood...
<sigh> They're still kids with some learning to do. At this stage in the game, it's the thought and effort that count. Hopefully Downey will do some training with them and teach them the concept of "making contact with the other player's face" when throwing punches.
After being 0-0 after the first period, Babs shakes things up by switching Huds and Z. He also casually mentions that there are rumours of Flip being traded to Philly. Z doesn't hear this as he is busy reading people on LGW saying that he needs to be traded to wake the team up.
Flip panics at the thought of leaving and starts batting the puck away from the net so he doesn't accidentally score a goal which would increase Philly's interest in acquiring him.
Z eats up the loose pucks like a hungry, hungry hippo, and scored 12 goals.
Wings win 12-2. JRHIV is blamed for the 2 goals as he was crying last night in the middle of the night, unlike every other baby on the planet, who lets his daddy sleep so he can be rested for his job.
People still can't believe that Koko is an Alternate Captain until they remember he's in Florida.
Upon seeing the A on his teammate's chest, new panther Mikeal Samuelsson told the organization to go do something thought to be anatomically impossible until the Swedish Olympic Committee did so at his behest in 2010.
Seriously, he's a two-time Stanley Cup Champion. That looks great on a resume. The rest is just details.