I'm sure Hasek meant the KHL. He has stated that he is done with the NHL.
The line from the article that I though was odd:
“I’m having some trouble with metal detectors these days,” he said. “I’m almost bionic at this point. Hopefully, I’ll be metal by the time I retire and we won’t have to worry about injuries anymore. Like the Tin Man, just lube me up and I’ll be ready to go.”
Really? Lube me up and I'll be ready to go? Yikes!
Here lies Peter Fors... oh, my bad.
Here lies Peter Fo...not yet?
Here lies Peter Forsbe... oh, wait.
Haven't we done this before?
Ok, now. Here lies Peter... hang on.
Ok, for real this time.
Here lies Peter Fors...
SEL does not count, Peter. What? Oh.
That was quick. For sure this time?
Here lies Peter Forsberg. Finally.
Hank gets it because Pavel has a silly side that he'd have to keep deeply hidden should he become captain. Once Hank gets the C, the comedy will fly. Pavel will be pranking him six ways from Sunday. Hilarity will ensue. You heard it here first, folks. Pavel is just to impish for the C. It would be like giving it to Homer.
Miller finally gets one past his brother. Mikey Mo reminds us why we wanted him in the first place. Mule scores one to take his mind off the lovely Cecilia and her condition.
Joey Mac uses that Eastern Conference experience to soundly crush the life out of what begins as a spirited effort but ends with the realization on the part of the Sabers that attempts at offense are futile.
Wings win 3-1 (Ryan Miller scores one after Drew scores his, just because that's what brothers do.)
The Miller brothers do not fight because one is a Red Wing.