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#2224488 Mickey Redmond Soundboard

Posted by 55fan on 11 November 2011 - 11:44 AM

A Murphy soundboard would just be: "Drunken Garbling #1" "Drunken Garbling #2" etc.

Not so.
It would be
"Drunken Garbling #1"
"Drunken Garbling #2"
"Drunken Garbling about beer"
"Drunken Garbling about hot dogs"
"Woo! The fries!"

#2224422 2012 NHL All Star fan ballot released

Posted by 55fan on 11 November 2011 - 03:36 AM

I was gonna be a bit more serious about it and not vote for Red Wings, but then I saw Crosby on the list despite not playing a single game yet, and remembered the Fitzpatrick issue, and said f*** it, I'm voting all Wings, it's a joke anyways.

Vote for Rory was fun. Maybe we should start a Vote for Jiri.

#2224415 11/11 GDT: Oilers 0 at Red Wings 3

Posted by 55fan on 11 November 2011 - 01:43 AM


Oh, should I wait until after warmups to yell that at them?
Or should I start now to get the idea into their heads?

#2222769 This or That

Posted by 55fan on 04 November 2011 - 02:42 PM

That's tough, but so are pork chops. They're are great, but they tend to dry out. I think it's because they're thinner and leaner than they were when we were kids. Remember when "shake and bake" came out and that was the big, cool thing? You had to trim the fat off of your chop. Nowadays, they come almost fat-less. They don't have that juicy quality they used to. Yes, tough indeed.

Stuffed chops or shake and bake?

#2222642 Mickey Redmond Carhartt Commercial voiceover

Posted by 55fan on 04 November 2011 - 07:10 AM

Sounds a little like him. I purposely didn't look to see who you thought it was just so I could see if we were on the same page. The letter "s" comes out just like Mickey, and the accent is similar, but it's not quite.

Of course, it could be Mickey in a different mood...

#2221826 This season is over!

Posted by 55fan on 03 November 2011 - 09:17 AM

I blame Shoreline. He just used a form of the word "erect" in the same sentence as "Peter Forsberg" with no qualms whatsoever.

The force of these two incompatible thoughts is throwing off the mental magnetism throughout the globe, causing the Wings to miss the net.

#2221793 This season is over!

Posted by 55fan on 03 November 2011 - 07:13 AM

This team is lacking veteran presence.

I blame Gordie and Cheli for retiring so young.

#2221508 This season is over!

Posted by 55fan on 02 November 2011 - 07:47 AM

Upon further review, I also blame the Lions and Tigers for having winning seasons and using up all of the "win" in the metro area.

#2221499 This season is over!

Posted by 55fan on 02 November 2011 - 07:23 AM

I blame Nick Lidstrom. If Howard is to blame for one loss for having one son, Lidstrom must be to blame for the other four.
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#2220477 What's up with Zetterberg?

Posted by 55fan on 31 October 2011 - 10:36 AM

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Wouldn't he be on pace for a -36? :ninja:

Yeah. I don't think it will happen as predicted. No way will he play 81 games.

#2220158 Members photos

Posted by 55fan on 30 October 2011 - 07:59 AM

Me, looking thrilled.

I know I say this to a lot of people, but you don't look anything like your avatar.

#2219816 Huge brawl in the griffs game

Posted by 55fan on 29 October 2011 - 05:22 PM

<sigh> They're still kids with some learning to do. At this stage in the game, it's the thought and effort that count. Hopefully Downey will do some training with them and teach them the concept of "making contact with the other player's face" when throwing punches.

Still, they showed up, so good on them.

#2219165 10/28 GDT: Sharks 4 at Red Wings 2

Posted by 55fan on 28 October 2011 - 11:38 AM

Zetterberg with the quadruple hat trick.

After being 0-0 after the first period, Babs shakes things up by switching Huds and Z. He also casually mentions that there are rumours of Flip being traded to Philly. Z doesn't hear this as he is busy reading people on LGW saying that he needs to be traded to wake the team up.

Flip panics at the thought of leaving and starts batting the puck away from the net so he doesn't accidentally score a goal which would increase Philly's interest in acquiring him.

Z eats up the loose pucks like a hungry, hungry hippo, and scored 12 goals.

Wings win 12-2. JRHIV is blamed for the 2 goals as he was crying last night in the middle of the night, unlike every other baby on the planet, who lets his daddy sleep so he can be rested for his job.

People still can't believe that Koko is an Alternate Captain until they remember he's in Florida.

#2219148 Assistant Captain - Tomas Kopecky

Posted by 55fan on 28 October 2011 - 10:55 AM

Upon seeing the A on his teammate's chest, new panther Mikeal Samuelsson told the organization to go do something thought to be anatomically impossible until the Swedish Olympic Committee did so at his behest in 2010.

Seriously, he's a two-time Stanley Cup Champion. That looks great on a resume. The rest is just details.

Congrats, Kokopuffs.

#2219000 A Goalie is Needed

Posted by 55fan on 27 October 2011 - 05:10 PM

Howard's wife has had a baby.

Last year, Ozzie's wife had a baby.

The last time Conks was here, his wife had a baby.

Solid proof that even if you f*** around, Detroit will bring out the best in you.