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#2605831 ECSF: Tampa Bay Crying Coopers vs. Montreal Complaining Canadiens

Posted by 55fan on 03 May 2015 - 10:52 PM

Je parie qu'il ya des millions de trous de cul plisser à Montréal.

Les Asshouleaux Puckerettes du Montreál>Les Ouverrated Gutteaur Trash du Montreál




#2605822 ECSF: Tampa Bay Crying Coopers vs. Montreal Complaining Canadiens

Posted by 55fan on 03 May 2015 - 10:20 PM

Thoughts on Prusts comments?

http://www.tsn.ca/pr...watson-1.274336

Sniff sniff.

 

Mommy!  He was mean and called me names.  I want to cry.




#2605786 State your unpopular opinion *Mod Warning Post #'s 200 & 219*

Posted by 55fan on 03 May 2015 - 08:40 PM

I used to want to be made into a marionette like Bob barker was for the last five years on the price is right, but no one else was into that.

Now I want a viking funeral. Coins on my eyes, and light me on fire on top of a pyre.

My family was fighting at my grandpas funeral last month, which made me feel horrible.
My poor grandma.
So me and her left and went to the casino while they all went to eat...
Which she loved, I still have family that won't talk to me because of it...

But I think, if you're fighting in front of a woman who's been widowed after 65 years of marriage, you deserve to be hit in the mouth.

Agreed.  Good for you for taking care of Grandma.

 

The night of my dad's funeral, all of the male relatives were in the basement watching some basketball game.  All the ladies were in the living room knitting and crocheting and all that stuff.  Mom said I could have the Wings game on, but I had to mute it.

Mom went into the kitchen and Hossa (who was then a Wing) got in a fight.  I hollered out to the kitchen, "Mom!  Hossa's fighting!"  She came tearing back into the living room to see.

The lady relatives looked at her like she had two heads.  Mom got all embarrassed and said, "Oh, I don't like when they fight like that.  I wish they'd just play nice."

My mom is (finally) the coolest.




#2605775 ECSF: Tampa Bay Crying Coopers vs. Montreal Complaining Canadiens

Posted by 55fan on 03 May 2015 - 08:01 PM

Montreal is overrated gutter trash

I believe they prefer to be referred to as "Ouverrated Gutteaur Trash du Montreál"




#2605759 ECSF: Tampa Bay Crying Coopers vs. Montreal Complaining Canadiens

Posted by 55fan on 03 May 2015 - 07:24 PM

I love seeing Montreal losing like this.  I don't care who is winning.  I just like watching them lose.




#2605583 ECSF: Tampa Bay Crying Coopers vs. Montreal Complaining Canadiens

Posted by 55fan on 02 May 2015 - 01:34 PM

 

Right, I thought he was in a coma or something. You mean he's perfectly okay? 

He told them he was ok afterwards and that he didn't think it was a dirty hit.  Unfortunately, today's NHL counts that as a sign of head injury.  Normal Bolts dive and whine.




#2605457 ECSF: Tampa Bay Crying Coopers vs. Montreal Complaining Canadiens

Posted by 55fan on 01 May 2015 - 03:44 PM

The series goes to 7 games.  The first 6 are 1-0.  All goals are scored when the puck bounces off someone standing in front of the net pointing a finger at an opposing player and whining about something.

 

By game 7, they have all learned to stand and cry without pointing.  In the intermission before the 7th overtime of a 0-0 game, Steve Yzerman visits the locker room and asks to speak to Filppula.  He has brought with him a medium who looks deeply into Flip's dreamy... blue... ey...........

 

Oh, sorry.  But.  Those eyes...

 

She asks him to recall a previous life.  She sees the colour red.  He blinks.  He stares at Yzerman.  He sees the Cup Rings on Yzerman's hand.  Where has he seen that before?

 

Then it comes to him!  The heart of a Bolt remembers!  It is transformed into the heart of a Wing! 

 

And what happened next?  Well, in Whoville, they say, that Filppula's balls grew three sizes that day!

 

He skates onto the ice, wins the face-off, takes the puck himself, skates between the Canadiens players who are crying about an unfair puck drop.

 

He scores, winning the series for the Lightning.  A breathless Cooper asks him, "How did you do it?"  Filppula proudly replies, "I'm a Red Wing!  I cheated."

 

Then they go on to get blown away in the next series and we all live happily ever after.  The end.




#2605163 Free agents this off season

Posted by 55fan on 30 April 2015 - 07:02 PM

Dan Cleary.

 

Actually, I was wondering the same thing.  Is there a good place to find all that info now that capgeek is no more?




#2604536 Money On The Board!

Posted by 55fan on 29 April 2015 - 09:29 PM

Since this didn't end profitably, I'm changing my pledge to $2 for every goal by a person after whom I've named a hamster, and $1 for every assist by them.

 

That makes $10 in goals and $12 in assists, so add $1 for each win and that brings us to a nice, round $25.  Will be sent soon.  Tomorrow is payday.  Look for it Friday, unless I'm still drunk.




#2603060 Predictions: Game 7 vs. TBL

Posted by 55fan on 29 April 2015 - 12:02 AM

Who's vader lol!?

Justin Abdelvader (he's come over to the light side now).




#2603004 Name That Band

Posted by 55fan on 28 April 2015 - 10:42 PM

BTW- I was talking to my sister tonight and explaining this game.  I gave her some past ones and she got them.  I gave her the Adele one and she got it right away. 

 

Of course, she does have a PhD from Harvard, so it's not like she's stupid or anything...




#2603002 ECQF Game 7 GDT : at Lightning 2, Red Wings 0 (Tampa wins series, 4-3)

Posted by 55fan on 28 April 2015 - 10:32 PM

Kindl is in.  Let's see some of the Kindl Fire he's famous for.

 

Please win, Wings.




#2601412 Brian McGrattan

Posted by 55fan on 27 April 2015 - 08:45 AM

Brian McGrattan doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, his friends don't go away thirsty.




#2601348 ECQF Game 6 GDT : Lightning 5 at Red Wings 2 - Series Tied 3-3

Posted by 55fan on 27 April 2015 - 12:03 AM

Let's wrap this up tonight!




#2601206 WCQF : (4) Nashville Predators vs. (5) Chicago Ham Hocks

Posted by 55fan on 26 April 2015 - 01:00 PM

Anyone seen PredsFanTheBayouState ... he's gone invisible, just wondering if he's OK.  

I'm sure she's just disappointed.  We all are when our team is out.

I was rooting for Nashville because they had Cullen (support the local guy) and because I don't want Chicago to get another Cup until well after we have another one, and because PFTBS is a nice girl.

So she roots for another team.  She respects ours.