I used to want to be made into a marionette like Bob barker was for the last five years on the price is right, but no one else was into that.
Now I want a viking funeral. Coins on my eyes, and light me on fire on top of a pyre.
My family was fighting at my grandpas funeral last month, which made me feel horrible.
My poor grandma.
So me and her left and went to the casino while they all went to eat...
Which she loved, I still have family that won't talk to me because of it...
But I think, if you're fighting in front of a woman who's been widowed after 65 years of marriage, you deserve to be hit in the mouth.
Agreed. Good for you for taking care of Grandma.
The night of my dad's funeral, all of the male relatives were in the basement watching some basketball game. All the ladies were in the living room knitting and crocheting and all that stuff. Mom said I could have the Wings game on, but I had to mute it.
Mom went into the kitchen and Hossa (who was then a Wing) got in a fight. I hollered out to the kitchen, "Mom! Hossa's fighting!" She came tearing back into the living room to see.
The lady relatives looked at her like she had two heads. Mom got all embarrassed and said, "Oh, I don't like when they fight like that. I wish they'd just play nice."
The series goes to 7 games. The first 6 are 1-0. All goals are scored when the puck bounces off someone standing in front of the net pointing a finger at an opposing player and whining about something.
By game 7, they have all learned to stand and cry without pointing. In the intermission before the 7th overtime of a 0-0 game, Steve Yzerman visits the locker room and asks to speak to Filppula. He has brought with him a medium who looks deeply into Flip's dreamy... blue... ey...........
Oh, sorry. But. Those eyes...
She asks him to recall a previous life. She sees the colour red. He blinks. He stares at Yzerman. He sees the Cup Rings on Yzerman's hand. Where has he seen that before?
Then it comes to him! The heart of a Bolt remembers! It is transformed into the heart of a Wing!
And what happened next? Well, in Whoville, they say, that Filppula's balls grew three sizes that day!
He skates onto the ice, wins the face-off, takes the puck himself, skates between the Canadiens players who are crying about an unfair puck drop.
He scores, winning the series for the Lightning. A breathless Cooper asks him, "How did you do it?" Filppula proudly replies, "I'm a Red Wing! I cheated."
Then they go on to get blown away in the next series and we all live happily ever after. The end.