"They could have DIC PICS" he thought. "Ive never checked their phones. They all could have DIC PICS". The cool wind felt good under the brim of his fedora. "I HATE DIC PICS" he thought. Don't Stop Believing reverberated the entire stadium, making it pulsate even as the $9 coffee circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of phalic photographs on his players cell phones. "As a coach you can do anything" he said to himself, out loud.