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Well its Utah so it should probably be Mothersfvckers

Edvinsson and Johansson are ready for NHL duty. Tuomisto and Wallinder still look like Manute Bol. I have no idea why tall zit faced skinny kids that the red wings draft aren't told to get absolutely yoked within 5 minutes of their selection. "With the 15th pick in the 2024 NHL draft, the Detroit Red Wings select Skinny Joe McZitster." Yzerman: "Listen shetstick. You're 164 lbs right now. If you're not at 200 by the end of next year, I'll bury you in Toledo forever." There is zero excuse for our 6'8" Swede, P U S S Y B O Y Soderblom to not be doing what Matt Rempe is doing. Whoever is telling him to work on his skating and defense is REGARDED. "Listen, Elmer. You skate like a god damn rhinocerous on rollerblades. Either figure out how to hit real hard and beat people up, or you can take your circus act to the WCHL." Pretty Simple.

Lame name - unless of course you are a regarded 12 yr old.....Are you a regarded 12 yr old?

Great name

Forsberg-Pettersson-Nylander Bratt-Zibanejad-Lindholm Kempe-Karlsson-Raymond Nyquist-Eriksson-Ek-Arvidsson Olofsson/Rakell Hedman-Karlsson Dahlin-Andersson Lindholm-Ekholm Forsling Ullmark Markstrom Side note anyone notice Nyquist just had a career year 75pts at 34 years old?

So we'll let Kane's PPG go, Ghost's 60 points go, replace them with rookies and then keep a defender that can't defend and makes too many mistakes.