dont forget....polyester sequin jersey night!
$1 twinkie and big mac combo plate
free mutton chop for all kids under 12
pinstriped jersey night.
head coach has to yell with a cigar in mouth!
free tommy guns for first 1000 spectators!
show up in a ski mask..get someone elses seat for free!
casino schematics on back side of ticket!
game time stats get skewed by home team...147 hits for...3 hits against
over/under available on ref getting shot.
slots at every seat!
players can double down their points!
puck looks like poker chip!
flashy lights blind goalies...think of the fun!
spontaneously fan appears on ice in uniform of opposing team!
puck splits into 3 at 1 min remaining!
teams can only use 1/2 body of goalie in 3rd.
intermission entertainment has Bengal tiger chasing kids on ice!
players can have puck up sleeve in case real one doesn't "work" for them.
sorry...getting carried away.