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#2524498 Slow News Day Thread

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 18 June 2014 - 09:35 PM

@JasonGregor: MacT admits they went after Dekeyser last summer. Met him for dinner and had great meeting, but his licence plate had Red Wings on it.

@JasonGregor: "That was not a good sign for us," laughed MacTavish about DeKeyser's licence plate. #Oilers

:lol:


#2524236 Slow News Day Thread

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 17 June 2014 - 12:37 PM

Honestly, another Larionov and McCarty would make me squeal... At least more than another Bertuzzi did


Agreed. I wouldn't even care if they sucked*, just seeing those names on the back of a Wings jersey again would make me cry, laugh, get a LadyBoner and find religion.

*I would totally care if they sucked.


#2524219 Dan Cleary may return...sigh

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 17 June 2014 - 11:47 AM

I read the thread title AND OVERREACTED GOD DAMMIT WHEN WILL THIS FARCE END FFS

But honestly I can live with a cheap two way contract. He could be great for the kids in GR and then ride off into the sunset to his front office job.

That being said, so help me god if he starts the season in the top six I will light a fricking turd on fire and throw it on the ice.


#2523946 Next Seasons Needs/Team Future

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 15 June 2014 - 02:48 PM

Ya but why would WE WANT LETANG...


Um, sick flow? DUH


#2523834 2014 SCF : (2) The Big Apple vs. (3) Hollywood

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 14 June 2014 - 12:14 PM

Guys, I tried.

I just can't manage to give two rabbit farts when it's not us lifting the cup.

Best part of these playoffs for me was that neither the Pens nor the Hawks got to the big show, so there's that...

Edit: grammar *shakes head*


#2523280 Next Seasons Needs/Team Future

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 08 June 2014 - 06:19 PM

This is just saying hypothetically brodeur could be a candidate for the Wings but no actual rumors.


I posted it more for the reaction tweet. Brodeur is disgusting and I want no part of him on this team.


#2522885 Regner: Next year could be Babcock's last

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 05 June 2014 - 01:20 PM

The babpocalypse is Nye


I heard this in possessed Jonah Hill's voice


#2522805 Report: NHL to have 5 outdoor games in 2014-15.

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 04 June 2014 - 07:55 PM

I can live with 2 or 3


*puts on tinfoil hat*

So can they, now that they don't have to steal the Wings' thunder.

*takes off tinfoil hat*


#2522803 2014 SCF : (2) The Big Apple vs. (3) Hollywood

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 04 June 2014 - 07:54 PM

I don't want the Kings to win because that's just too much winnin', son.

I don't want the Rangers to win because I don't want St. Louis to win a cup because f*** his ego.

And yes I put on my petty underpants this morning, thank you very much.

So LETS GO WHO THE HELL EVER BECAUSE I DON'T REALLY CARE (LGWtHEBIDRC)!


#2522755 Jeff Blashill close to signing an extension... Babcock talks starting

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 04 June 2014 - 03:51 PM

@petewallner: Jeff Blashill on waiting over pursuing NHL job: "This isn't a race." He said he wants to continue to improve. http://t.co/xqcFPdyuxo


#2522208 Next Seasons Needs/Team Future

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 30 May 2014 - 02:46 PM

Isn't Thornton the guy who said he'd whip out his dick if he scored as many goals as Hertl?

Could make for an interesting addition... :lol:


#2521905 ECF : (5) New York Rangers vs. (4) Les Canadiens de Montréal

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 27 May 2014 - 08:36 PM

WHAT IS HAPPENING NO

I MEAN YES GO RANGERS

*sweats profusely*


#2521767 ECF : (5) New York Rangers vs. (4) Les Canadiens de Montréal

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 26 May 2014 - 11:11 AM

Aww :( start rooting against the wings lol


BOY, I REALLY HOPE THOSE BLACKHAWKS WIN THEY'RE SWELL

*prays*

pleaseworkpleaseworkpleasework


#2521745 ECF : (5) New York Rangers vs. (4) Les Canadiens de Montréal

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 25 May 2014 - 09:26 PM

Let's go Rangers sounds an awful lot like let's go Red Wings

And then I cry inside


#2521736 ECF : (5) New York Rangers vs. (4) Les Canadiens de Montréal

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 25 May 2014 - 08:25 PM

1-1!