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#2509186 4/13 GDT: Red Wings 3 @ Blues 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 April 2014 - 12:02 PM

NBC bitching about traffic in front of the net :lol:

See--how to score goals in hockey.


#2509158 4/13 GDT: Red Wings 3 @ Blues 0

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 April 2014 - 11:53 AM

God Helm is SO EFFING FAST.

I still have dreams that he will spend an entire summer working on his hands one on one with Datsyuk in the wilds of Siberia like in Rocky 4, and come back just crazy talented. *sigh*

And of course that goal doesn't count.


#2509150 4th Annual Playoff Money On The Board!

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 April 2014 - 11:48 AM

$5 for every game won
$5 for every Kronwalling
$5 for every Glendening goal
$1 for every PP goal (my bunghole demands it)


#2509143 2014 Round 1 Photoshop War: Boston Bruins

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 13 April 2014 - 11:42 AM

Babcockbruinsbear.jpg


*files this under "things that cannot be unseen"*


#2509025 Around The League - Eastern Conference Playoff Race

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 12 April 2014 - 08:39 PM

Boston it is!


Oh god someone please start the photoshop thread NOW.


#2508780 4/11 GDT - Hurricanes 2 at Red Wings 1

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 11 April 2014 - 07:49 PM

Justin Abdelkader
A haiku by BoS

Oh myf****** god
I could pot an open net
Goal with my right boob

Edit: my right boob is less talented


#2508511 Maple Leafs Name Shanahan New Club President

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 April 2014 - 06:30 PM

Wow, that was fast.

I'm having such cognitive dissonance about this that I can't even comment intelligently about it.

I just posted in the Leafs thread this afternoon wondering about whether all the whispers about this move being a possibility were legit or just speculation.

I...guess I got my answer.


#2508466 Do Maple Leaf fans deserve better?

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 10 April 2014 - 12:02 PM

 
Obviously you were drunk off your ass.


Have you met (read) me? When am I *not* drunk off my ass? And I like some of you assholes...

:lol:


#2508279 4/9 GDT - Red Wings 3 @ Pens 4 (SO). Wings clinch playoff spot!

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 April 2014 - 09:50 PM

I've learned not to pick our poison. We're in, now let the chips fall where they may...


#2508264 4/9 GDT - Red Wings 3 @ Pens 4 (SO). Wings clinch playoff spot!

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 April 2014 - 09:46 PM

Don't even give a f***.

PLAYOFF BUTT PATS

*pats butts*


#2508171 4/9 GDT - Red Wings 3 @ Pens 4 (SO). Wings clinch playoff spot!

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 April 2014 - 09:30 PM

PLAYOFF LIKES FOR EVERYONE ON THIS PAGE


#2508047 4/9 GDT - Red Wings 3 @ Pens 4 (SO). Wings clinch playoff spot!

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 April 2014 - 09:10 PM

******* ridiculous.

You have one job! GET Af****** POINT.

I have enough excitement in my life I don't need you to wait until the last game of the season FFS.


#2508011 4/9 GDT - Red Wings 3 @ Pens 4 (SO). Wings clinch playoff spot!

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 April 2014 - 08:52 PM

No one is forcing you to read it


Are you kidding me? So now people who are beyond tired of looking at the mushy corpse of the long dead horse that is the Legwand/Jarnkrok trade are supposed to...not read the game day thread...and not read the Yzerman thread...and not read the LGW boards?! ENOUGH. This passed ridiculous a long time ago.


#2507823 4/9 GDT - Red Wings 3 @ Pens 4 (SO). Wings clinch playoff spot!

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 April 2014 - 07:28 PM

It has something to do with prom I think? I heard somewhere that these things very often happen right around prom time.


I read this as something to do with PORN and I was like how dare you


#2507820 4/9 GDT - Red Wings 3 @ Pens 4 (SO). Wings clinch playoff spot!

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 09 April 2014 - 07:27 PM

YYAAAAAAAASSSSSS

OOOOOHHHH YYYAAAAAAAASSSSSS