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#2498248 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 09:12 PM

Pls win prior to shootout


#2498187 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 09:01 PM

THE FIFTH GOAL DAMMIT


*furiously rubs groins*


#2498118 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 08:52 PM

I'm too lazy to pull up the clip of Cappello's "I Still Believe" I posted last game, but it fits. I want the two points.... in regulation. No shootout, get the tiebreaker looking better.

Let's Go Wings!


LOST BOYS SOUNDTRACK

MY HEART

OH MY IM SO OLD

AND THE PENS SCORE f***


#2498083 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 08:49 PM

With how terrible Fleury is, this shouldn't be surprising.


STOP RUINING THE MOMENT

ITS LIKE THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON


#2498038 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 08:44 PM

holy cock that pass had some sauce on it!

Where is this holy cock of which you speak

Edit: I mean I have a "friend" who wants to know


#2497879 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 08:05 PM

PPPPPFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT

*armpit fart*


#2497796 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 07:57 PM

Lagavulin?


Ugh no I wish

Leftover Jameson from St Patty's Day

I just bought a new car so I'm poor and can't afford my whiskey of choice as frequently as I would like it

Pity me


#2497782 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 07:53 PM

Got home from work and we're up 2-0 on Pitt with THIS lineup? HOLY JUMPIN!


Get off the forum Mick

You're supposed to be working


#2497741 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 07:46 PM

 
A Kronwalling on Neal that knocks Crosby into Malkin. Everyone wins :D


A clean Kronwalling that doesn't leave it's feet or target the head on Neal that knocks him into Crosby and Crosby into Malkin and Malkin into Bylsma and Bylsma into the crowd where he is devoured alive by rabid Red Wings fans who then vomit up his remains on Neal's head. Full circle, my friends.


#2497722 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 07:43 PM

That Just For Men commercial makes me wish I could grow a full beard with a handlebar mustache.

But then I'd have to join the circus so...

THE STRUGGLE IS REAL


#2497678 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 07:35 PM

FEED THE BUNGHOLE

Edit: I posted this as the goal was scored so you're welcome again.


#2497652 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 07:26 PM

It was a very, very sloppy first 20 mins. I'm mostly talking about the d-zone, of course. We were ok in the o-zone, but didn't generate much in the way of scoring chances.


I'm pretty sure you just described 65.779% of all Wings games this season


#2497644 Legwand to Detroit for Eaves, Jarnkrok + cond 3rd/2nd

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 07:15 PM

Nashville Predators Recall Calle Jarnkrok From Milwaukee
 


They have so few Swedes they had to tell people how to pronounce his name.

That's adorable. #latetotheswedeparty


#2497640 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 07:11 PM

WOW THEY DIDNT ALLOW A LAST MINUTE GOAL THAT PERIOD

No Last Minute Goals
A haiku by BoS

Last minute goals suck
We see them far too often
Don't s*** your pants, boys


#2497558 3/20 GDT - Penguins 4 at Red Wings 5 (OT)

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 20 March 2014 - 06:45 PM

Let's get some much needed butt pats tonight... As an added incentive for the wings I am offering up bos after the game to give butt pats to the wings and tend to their sore groins :P

Auto correct lol


I suppose I could make a groin exception clause in my butt pat contract.

I mean, if everyone wants me to. For the team.