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If they'd just kept Quincey instead of Derek (f-ing) Meech like they should have back in 2008 or whenever that was, that crap trade never happens. Mistake upon mistake. Say what you will about KFQ, but he's better than DFM.

More Zetterberg quotes: "I don’t want to think I have played my last game. To me, it’s still early to say that” “I will need more answers from doctors before I say I have played my last game,” Zetterberg said. “In my mind, I am hoping it can get solved.“ Zetterberg says he will keep trying to play until a medical professional tells him he cannot play another game. “I need someone to tell me I can’t play hockey anymore.”

Goal scoring celebration.

Bruh he didn't fade away. Recorded 68 points year before and finished 2nd on points last year and statistically was the best player on ice aka the team was better when he was on ice vs off ice. Played 82 games three years in a row. Also surpassed Fedorov, Ted Lindsay and a few others in points or assists or goals last year. Also played his 1000th game at the very last game at the Joe and scored that amazing goal. Won King Clancy a couple years ago. I mean honestly he couldn't have had a better end post back surgery. Should have been written off in 2014 but dude make a comeback and set records and reached some incredible milestones on an otherwise s***ty team. Did it all on borrowed time. That's the ending I'd want if people wrote me off because my back was "bad" and I looked "slow" on ice. Proved lots of folks wrong honestly. Slow ass mfer that outproduced most young players in their primes the last few years.

To be fair, he put up 68 points a couple seasons ago and even this past season he was arguably our best player, pound for pound. But I get what you're saying and I agree. It's time for new beginnings.

Thats ok we got mrazek

Still buds. Got it.

They're going to give him a big time celebration. Did you see that 1000th game ceremony? The guy is going to get an even bigger celebration for his retirement. Most players with the Red Wings didn't have some crazy last game where everyone applauded. Yzerman's last game was in Edmonton when we got embarrassed as 1st seed. Lidstrom's last game was a playoff elimination against Preds where he recorded 0 points in the entire playoff series. Datsyuk's with a loss to Tampa where he recorded 0 points in the entire playoff series. At least Z's last game was a goal and assist at home. The LTIRment plan was coming for a long time and Z and the franchise knew it. Looks like he was never going to play till 2021, and because of that I'm pretty sure they knew his last game would be something no one else would "know" about. It would be nice to have a Sedin type send off for any player I'm sure, but it's just too rare.

Fall for it every time. *punches self* Always thought that logo was an abstract of alice cooper. this pic cnfirms it.

Yes, but does he have a hard shot?

Potential hype gif

Plan - No Zetterberg in 2018/19. Finish terrible in the season Get one of the top 3 draft players in 2019 draft. 2019/20 season Kronwall, Howard etc off the books. Larkin + Ras, Zadina, Veleno have taken big steps in the NHL and the latter players are full time on roster. Zetterberg returns to start the 2019 season; we make playoffs and win SC. Zetterberg retires with 1007 points. --- BTW if he's in Detroit doing rehab (and not just chillen in Sweden), doesn't sound like a guy that's thrown in the towel yet.

I like this one better:

send him to Arizona so the Euro Twins are reunited and have both their numbers on the rafters.

They can name a team that if they like, I won't be offended. it's just a name. They'll never actually be as poor and stupid as me. Watching the liberals head-spin as they try to defend "rednecks" from cultural appropriation would alone be worth it.

First rule of war: Know thy enemy Their leader seems to be a user known as MabusIncarnate. They have been brainwashed by his lies and obey his every command. Poor fools. What we know about him so far: Has basic computer skills Enjoys hockey, specifically the Detroit Red Wings Hates fun Probably drives slow in the left hand lane on the highway Not enough. We need to gather more intel.

I say we have to adapt our meme game to guerrilla style warfare, quote every post in LGW that deserves a meme reply and convert them normies to our dank ways. Also hyperlinking might be the way to get around this meme prohibition. We're the bootleggers of our time.

"On behalf of the NHL and the Seattle ownership group, we are proud to announce the Seattle STEELHEADS" Seattle: "AcTuaLLy I identify as fish-kin and this is extremely problematic. Using fish-references in popular culture is literally the same as rape, my pronouns are........"

The first preseason game is 9/19 against the the Penguins. We have less than a month to prepare and gather our hype memes. The big topic to start the season is gonna be Zetterberg playing/not-playing. We need a popular meme format we can insert him into. Perhaps a dat boi Zberg meme? Just spitballing here

Except the 1000 point club

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