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Took your advice and waddled to the mailbox at end of the drive..worst 50 min of my life! Now where are my doritos....

Agreed. But I'm also not going to pretend that losing that sand bag around his waist wouldn't most likely benefit his play. He didn't deliver like he normally does this year, so now his fitness is a cause for concern. Nah fats are lazy and gross. They're like alcoholics you can easily pick out of a crowd. They should absolutely feel societal pressure to get their s*** together. If not for their own health, then so I don't have to see or smell them when I'm trying to get a cinnabon.

So it seems the scouting report on Brome is that he's a good skater, he works hard at both ends of the ice, and he's a natural scorer. I'm not expecting him to be a difference-maker, but I'd settle for a guy who's good enough to hang around for a few years in a middle-six role. Yay depth? Yay new blood? Yay low-risk, high-reward signings?

Jimmy is what I would define as a "chunker" someone who could afford to lose 20-30 lbs, but is otherwise probably fine. The only reason Jimmy SHOULD be shamed is cause he's a pro athlete who makes millions to essentially not be a chunker. The everyday chunker, who cares really. Truly fat folks should be shamed. For the benefit of their own health and cause it's gross for me to look at. If this bothers you put down the toblerone and go take a walk fatty.

I don't think we actually signed Stromwall yet. Like Handemark and Kadeykin eventually did he could still go elsewhere.

Yup. I'm all for taking flyers on guys like this. It'll be interesting to see how our top-nine winger depth chart shakes out in a year or two... [2020 1st rounder...?] [UFA(s)] Bertuzzi Brome (?) Fabbri Mantha Rasmussen (?) Smith (?) Svechnikov (?) Veleno (?) Zadina That's a lot of names. Even if several of them don't pan out (e.g. Brome, Svechnikov), we're likely still looking at a logjam. Hopefully it's a better class of logjam than what we've grown accustomed to in recent years. We need a shining star or two at the top of our forwards chart.

Seems like a Taro Hirose-esque pickup. Kinda bummed about Kadeykin. Defensively minded 6'5" center... could have been our Brian Boyle.

I've not been around or paying attention to anything hockey for a little bit so I didn't realize we were in on these guys. Bummed that we didn't get Kadeykin, but happy with this signing because why not? Always good to have options.

Now I'm questioning your sanity. I love both those things, but that combo sounds disgusting. Health and fitness thread

what even is this thread

I can deadlift an adult horse

I mean sure, who has a six pack? But you've probably got some big shoulders on ya right? As often as you bench I'm sure your pecs are pretty huge? Arms? Curls for the girls amirite? I guess what I'm saying is that I'm sure you're super manly given how easy it is for you to say things like "shame the fatties". So show us those guns man? Prove you're not some flaccid little pud so we can definitely not body shame you.

Not like this smokeshow. Bernier, number one in the net, and number one on our top ten lists, amirite? Just out of curiousity, which other players do you guys think are hot enough to be really good? Edit: Bernier's tattoos look like every Ed Hardy tshirt smashed into one. These are the worst sports tats I've seen in years.

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First off, the pics are amazing. Great work. This virus has flipped my entire life, much more than anticipated, and chaos is the best way to describe the past few weeks. I apologize for my absence but there have been a lot of vital and extreme changes in my life as a result of this pandemic and I simply don't have much time anymore to check in. I appreciate you guys keeping things civil and within the rules (for the most part) and i'll keep checking back when I can. Please feel free to send me a private message on here if there are any issues like mass spamming that floods the boards or an issue with a user, it will go to my email and I can respond quicker. Thanks guys, stay safe and healthy.