Yeah buddy we need way more Jonatan "Cycles better than Zadina and Veleno" Berggren up in this thread. All that animal does is rip passes, pot apples, and create chances. Keep your stick square on the ice limpdick cause the forecast calls for more assists.
f*** your slap shots, snap shots, and your wristers, you better get quality stick tape bud cause this kid is gonna thread the needle right on to it. Tape to tape and no telegraphs, this ******* kid cannot be stopped.
If I had a choice between Tom Brady and Jonatan Berggren I'd choose Jonny Berggren cause you know that biscuit would get shipped and delivered express with extra handling right to your front door. I'd just pick up the phone and call 1-800-JON-DELIVERS where he can be found earning his living serving up apples to starving snipers.