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#2650921 Detroit Auto Show

Posted by F.Michael on 01 February 2016 - 07:48 PM

Ford > GM  :clap:


I'm a very big fan of the newer f150 front ends, super glad they changed them.

The grill always made the trucks look smaller, the new ones look as beefy as the truck actually is.
Although the tiny tail lights are not my favorite, nor is that lip on the back of the tailgate.

So far my wife, and I really enjoy our truck (makes me feel like a 'big boy' :lol:).


Gotta do my taxes soon so I'll have the $$$ for a spray in bed liner, and a tonneau cover.

#2651217 2/6 GDT : New York Islanders at Red Wings, 7:30 EST

Posted by puckloo39 on 06 February 2016 - 03:13 PM

yes yes yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Wings are back, that's the way to do it!

#2651220 2/6 GDT : New York Islanders at Red Wings, 7:30 EST

Posted by puckloo39 on 06 February 2016 - 03:14 PM

You should adopt this as your catch phrase when we're not getting calls.



hey, it worked, didn't it??  Me and Mickey are givin' 'em hell today~~

#2650952 We're Back Up!

Posted by NerveDamage on 05 February 2016 - 12:54 AM

Cool that we're back up, Hi everbody!


So, LGW turns 20, just like the Griffins, right? anybody knows if there's an exact date, or if there's going to be anything special?


#2649144 Detroit Pistons Season Thread

Posted by kickazz on 20 January 2016 - 02:38 PM

Surprised no one posted this yet but  they retired Ben Wallace's jersey last weekend. 





#2650755 All Star Skills Competition

Posted by kickazz on 31 January 2016 - 05:28 PM

why does nashville hate kane so much? or is it the blackhawks in general?

He allegedly raped a woman, didn't ya hear it on the news like all summer long? 

#2650756 All Star Skills Competition

Posted by roboturner on 31 January 2016 - 05:29 PM

why does nashville hate kane so much? or is it the blackhawks in general?

Probably because he's a serial rapist

#2650718 All Star Skills Competition

Posted by NerveDamage on 31 January 2016 - 11:34 AM

NHL 2016 All-Star Wacky Race


#2650702 Amusing stories you have heard or lived.

Posted by BottleOfSmoke on 31 January 2016 - 12:49 AM


The year was 1993. A bad ass year by all accounts. I was a young lass of 13, living the good life. I was cute, and due to a solid reputation I had built for myself, no one f***ed with me. The roller rink was the place to be, and on this fine evening I was patronizing an establishment a couple towns over with my bestie since 1st grade (who is still my bestie to this day, holla) and another girl we hung out with. Generously dropped off by my bestie's mom, we had an evening of freedom ahead of us--skates, nachos, and BOYS. We scoped out the prospects for a bit, when a tall drink of water asked me to skate with him. He was hot, so naturally with much giggling and whispering with the girls I agreed. We tooled around for a bit, flirting awkwardly with wheels strapped to our feet as only young teens can. I had to go to the bathroom, but it could wait. This was serious business. So I made the fatal mistake--I pushed it. I skated and skated with this cutie until I couldn't take it anymore. I excused myself and headed toward the bathroom. What follows is nothing short of a Benny Hill skit. The second I stepped off the rink, Satan and all his minions were conspiring to keep me away from the bathroom. There was the birthday party of 8,000 elementary schoolers that I had to deke, my friends furiously clamoring for deets, THAT DAMN CARPET that slowed my skates to a crawl, a curious gaggle of middle aged women, and the fact that I had to essentially do the Pee Pee Dance ™ with what felt like snow tires attached to my feet. I had waited too long, but I was determined to make it. With a fire in my belly (bladder), I approached the ladies' room with what felt like an unnatural slowness reserved for running in dreams. I was almost there. The promise land was within my grasp, and I longed for the sweet release that freeing my myself from my ripped denim would bring. I got to the door, squeezed the handle, and was stopped mid-door swing by The Boy. "Hey, you ready to skate?" That was it. My moment had passed. The crushing realization that I was too late dawned on me with an icy shudder wherein I turned to look at him, shrugged, and peed my pants whilst looking him directly in the eyes. I owned it. I asserted my dominance like a dog marking a bush. I continued to stare him down as it dawned on him exactly what was happening. He skated away in disgust as my bestie skated up next to me. We looked at each other for a brief, fleeting moment before she broke the silence as only a bestie can--in the most deadpan of voices she said "Dude. Did you just piss your pants?" Thankfully I have no shame and we proceeded to break into hysterical laughter. the rest of the night is a blur except for the vague memory of driving home in her mom's car sitting on an old blanket. I never saw The Boy again, nor did I (forever thankful that this didn't happen in my town) set foot in that roller rink ever again.

I'm pretty sure that was the last time I ever wet my pants while sober.

#2650685 2015-16 GDT Sign-up Sheet

Posted by vladdy16 on 30 January 2016 - 10:29 PM

Okay, I finally have the fan pack assembled.  It contains a Red Wings plastic bag, a teddy bear, programs from a few games (1 being this season's home opener), a Hank mini bobblehead, a glowstick from the home opener and a puck.




Sign up to create a funny, silly, tacky GDT for a chance to win.

#2650668 All Star Skills Competition

Posted by kickazz on 30 January 2016 - 08:48 PM



John Scott laughing his ass off as Patrick Kane gets boo'd during his introduction. 



#2650667 All Star Skills Competition

Posted by NerveDamage on 30 January 2016 - 08:48 PM

Giordano's sign


Theres so many damn commercials.

I think there's a skill competition inbetween commercials

#2650666 All Star Skills Competition

Posted by Hockeymom1960 on 30 January 2016 - 08:46 PM

Theres so many damn commercials.


That's so they can drag it out

#2650644 All Star Skills Competition

Posted by e_prime on 30 January 2016 - 07:48 PM

Larkin's "record" is B.S.


Larkin got a running start before he hit the line. Gartner was at a dead stop when the clock started.




I know it's in the NHL's best interest for Larkin to beat Gartner's record and I'm happy for the kid, but, common', let's measure everyone with the same standard.  


Really disappointed with this one.


#2650573 Dennis Wideman Suspended 20 Games

Posted by e_prime on 30 January 2016 - 04:14 PM

I guess I'm just confused as to what makes those thinking he should be suspended a lynch mob?

Because if we want him suspended, we're lumped in the anti-violence/anti-fighting in hockey crue... Not that fighting between players on the ice and crosschecking a linesman have any correlation what-so-ever.  ...but even more to the point, isn't that counter-intuitive? If we're all pacifists and we want him justice through suspension... why would we form a inherently violent, vigilante type of operation with torches, pitchforks, etc (aka a lynch mob) to go after Wideman?