BottleOfSmoke

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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from Gordie Howe hat trick in Tom McCollum heads to LA for PTO w/Kings   
    Good for him, hope he gets a decent shot.
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from NerveDamage in The person below me game...   
    I have a trip planned for tomorrow-driving cross country from satan's ******* back to MI.
    TPBM has mastered the art of the "goodbye." It's one of the social skills that has always eluded me, so much so that it earned me the nickname "ghost" because I would just...leave.
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from Gordie Howe hat trick in Tom McCollum heads to LA for PTO w/Kings   
    Good for him, hope he gets a decent shot.
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from Gordie Howe hat trick in Tom McCollum heads to LA for PTO w/Kings   
    Good for him, hope he gets a decent shot.
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from NerveDamage in Patrick Roy steps down as Head Coach and VP of Hockey Operations   
    But in our hearts, he was in for all 11
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    BottleOfSmoke reacted to kickazz in Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread   
    Right. A few decades from now, I don't think anyone's going to talk about how we got eliminated in the first round, if the record is broken they will talk about how we broke the record AND won 4 Stanley cups during the streak. It's all about how history is written, and nobody is going to write "the red wings were eliminated first round 5 years in a row just to preserve a streak, FIRE HOLLAND"
    I presume the hockey books/ web pages will have something along the lines of "An impressive 30 years in a row playoff streak broken by the Red Wings in 2020. During their run they managed to win 4 stanley cups and sported legends such as Yzerman, Lidstrom, Fedorov, Hasek etc etc etc"
    Streak is nothing to look down upon at all.
    That's not to say Holland hasn't made questionable moves this summer but of course that's been discussed ad nauseam.
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from NerveDamage in Patrick Roy steps down as Head Coach and VP of Hockey Operations   
    But in our hearts, he was in for all 11
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    BottleOfSmoke reacted to Jedi in Another new Wings Fan is on the way!   
    Rosemary Grace was born at 9:10am this morning, 8lbs 8oz and 20 inches long. She's absolutely perfect.
    Mommy and baby are both doing well!


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    BottleOfSmoke reacted to NerveDamage in Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread   
    The face you make when someone mentions the Swedish Mafia

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    BottleOfSmoke reacted to marcaractac in DeKeyser re-signed to a 6 year deal   
    Unfortunately a large portion of the Red Wings fanbase have become insufferable. There is literally nothing to complain about with this deal at all. 5 million per season for a dman of his calibre coming into his prime is as ideal as it gets. Some ***** at the term, but he'll be only 32 when the deal is up. I see no issue.
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    BottleOfSmoke reacted to NerveDamage in Pulkkinen re-signs with a 1 year deal   
    inspired by FlashyG, here's my first gif
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from Jacksoni in Should any of #91, #13, #40, #30 be retired? Poll/Discussion   
    Only Feds. *shrug*
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from NerveDamage in Who do you have as the top 5 Wings of all time..   
    Which Helm?
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from NerveDamage in Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread   
    Holy s*** you missed the glow puck era? Consider yourself lucky. It was heinous. Like watching hockey on acid, only not as fun as that sounds
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    BottleOfSmoke reacted to kickazz in Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread   
    What's to stop Chris Chelios from having better corsi than Lidstrom and proving us all wrong?
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from e_prime in Who should get A?   
    He'll get the C and immediately power up to Steve Yzerman Form and we'll all be sitting here looking stupid, never having known he was actually a Pokemon all along...
    ...or something
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from e_prime in Who should get A?   
    He'll get the C and immediately power up to Steve Yzerman Form and we'll all be sitting here looking stupid, never having known he was actually a Pokemon all along...
    ...or something
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    BottleOfSmoke reacted to LeftWinger in 3/19 GDT : Capitals 5 at Red Wings 3   
    I just thought I'd bump this classic post up today in honor of the fact that we no longer have any of the Juck ******* pott players any more....no cleary, Quincey or Babcock.
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    BottleOfSmoke reacted to Euro_Twins in Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread   
    The deal was a front loaded 4 year contract. That's all anyone knows. You can ***** that he doesn't want to sign here all you want. But obviously Ken tried to get him and missed. But you're acting like he never even tried. A lot of people today acting like children throwing temper tantrums because they didn't get their way. Guess what a lot of players passed on a lot of teams today. We weren't the only ones to get passed up on.
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from NerveDamage in Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread   
    If anyone needs a break from all the hand wringing, you should definitely check out Paul Bissonette's Twitter feed for today:
    @BizNasty2point0
    What a great sport
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    BottleOfSmoke reacted to Mckinley25 in Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread   
    There's no guarantee these players wanted to come to Detroit, what is Holland supposed to do? The only leverage he would have is to overpay and look at the criticism he gets for that.
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    BottleOfSmoke reacted to Jersey Wing in Frans Nielson signs 6 year $5.25m AAV contract with Detroit   
    OK, Mr. Salient here. A week ago everyone loved Holland for dumping the Datsyuk contract into the Arizona desert never to be heard from again. Probably eaten by dingos. The fact they had any money to get a good quality player (yes he's a solid #2 center and hey, would you look at that he can still wear #51) is partially due to the contract dump. Give Kenny a break. No, he didn't sign a player to put the Wings over the top. Know how many GM's in the NHL put themselves over the top with the players available today? Zero. Lucic in Edmonton, LOL Mongo pleeeeeeease.
    If you're mad at Holland for the money, that set itself up in the previous years of treading water and not being a destination hotspot anymore. That's why you have to pay more to get good players and incredible amounts for great ones. Becoming a slave to the streak and keeping it alive has cost the Wings and it showed again today.
    There may be more help on the way...
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from NerveDamage in Shea Weber for Pernal Karl Subban   
    If it is I should be getting 12 mil per for 8 years. I'm elite, m*****f*****!
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    BottleOfSmoke reacted to marcaractac in Official 2016 Detroit Red Wings Offseason Thread   
    Nope. Trade one of Goose or Tats if and only if it's part of a package for a dman.
    Agreed on Brouwer and Backes, but would much rather Okposo than Eriksson. Goose and Tats canbe the guys to put up Erikson numbers. It's players like Backes, Brouwer, Okposo that would create the space for them to do their thing. Trading Goose and Tats to bring in Eriksson just doesn't make any sense.
    If we get a top 6 center like Backes and add a winger that brings a new element to the team, it would go a long way to help the more skilled guys we do have to play their game. What you suggest would just make the team a lot older, leading to even more declining players in 3-4 years.
    I think if it takes a 5-6 year deal to get Backes here, Holland should do it. He could be a huge part of this team down the middle for the next couple years, then become a role guy when the youth take over the top 6 roles. If he declines to a point his cap is a deterrent to the team, trade him to whatever rebuilding team needs a character guy to help out with their kids.
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    BottleOfSmoke got a reaction from amato in Shea Weber for Pernal Karl Subban   
    But(t)s are for patting. I haven't decided yet what to do with revirement(t)s...