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#2475648 So when would you make a move and what type?

Posted by F.Michael on 22 January 2014 - 09:05 PM

BTW, did anyone else think this thread would be about dating advice?

Meh - after nearly 10 years of marriage, and 3 kids I'm officially in the lobotomized category.


I definitely have noticed that.  On the one hand we never make any of the s***ty trades we're rumored to be making, on the other hand we never make any good ones either.  The closest we ever get is "the Red Wings are taking to GM whomever but nothing is imminent".  At least this level of ambiguity allows me to dream of something better than lame-ass Ales Hemsky.

In Hemsky's defense - he's on 'lame-ass' Edmonton.


Now - with all that said...He could possibly flourish in Detroit, but then again I thought the same about Weiss, and Alfredsson.

#2475405 So when would you make a move and what type?

Posted by F.Michael on 22 January 2014 - 04:37 PM







Not while Holland is GM.

What type of move?


A move for a goal scorer. Something that has been needed for 5 years....

Hey now...We have Franzen.



{note heavy sarcasm referencing Franzen as a scoring winger which we all know is a load of BS}.

#2475060 1/20 GDT: Blues 4 @ Red Wings 1

Posted by F.Michael on 21 January 2014 - 07:19 AM

I'm sof****** sick of this. I lived through the 80s please don't make me do it again

You, and me both.



Except in the 80's, we'd be gooning it up right now with Probert and Kocur. 


This sorry team can't give its fans anything to root for or enjoy.  


#2473580 1/16 GDT : Red Wings 0 at Rangers 1

Posted by F.Michael on 16 January 2014 - 10:06 PM

Come on guys.  It was a really good game.  They aren't going to win many games with this lineup.  It's just not going to happen.  It sucks, but it's not nearly as frustrating (to me anyway) as when they should play better and they fail miserably.  Honestly, they should have played worse or the score should definitely have been worse.  The team the Rangers iced was better that the players Detroit has available.

So far this season seems to be either they lose because of piss poor effort (see our loss to the Isles a few weeks ago), or they lose because they're simply out matched.


Either way - we still lose.

#2473091 Going to the Joe for the First Time!

Posted by F.Michael on 15 January 2014 - 10:05 AM

Be sure to attend the 'Windsor Ballet'...



Joking...It's slang for the strip joints :lol:

#2471947 Cleary should be suspended for elbow to head

Posted by F.Michael on 10 January 2014 - 05:32 PM

What makes me mad is that someone didn't shove that pig-nosed Olympic diver into the glass snout 1st.

#2471806 1/9 GDT: Red Wings 1 @ Sharks 4

Posted by F.Michael on 10 January 2014 - 01:00 AM

Where's Tootoo when ya need him.....

True. Still nice to know at least a few people give a s*** about winning. Or just don't like losing I guess.

Problem is...It's hard to tell sometimes by the reaction ya see on the bench.

#2471804 1/9 GDT: Red Wings 1 @ Sharks 4

Posted by F.Michael on 10 January 2014 - 12:57 AM

Showing some fire and a desire to mix it up for the first time this year.

Too bad it's only after we're getting our asses handed to us.

#2471457 Certain NHL attendance metrics are better than NBA

Posted by F.Michael on 09 January 2014 - 08:50 AM

IMHO the rise of the NHL has less to do with Bettman, and more with the quality of the game we see today; NHL players getting noticed (and seeing what great guys, and remarkable atheletes they are); strong Canadian $ along with franchise stability in Canada; and most of all - many are beginning to realize what a joke the NBA really is - from Bettman's pal aka the NBA commish David Stern down to the players themselves (really - the average 'baller' IMHO is a total d-bag).


Even though we didn't get what we wanted on HBO's 24/7 - we got a glimpse at how much tougher hockey players are when compared to their pro sport counterparts...How many NBA/MLB/English Premier League players would return to action after losing 10 teeth, or taking 18 stitches in the elbow?


With the Winter Olympics right around the corner - I'm hoping it's another USA/Canada vying for the gold medal...The NHL is prime to overtake the NBA is so many different ways; just too bad that most media outlets (in particular ESPN) have their heads so far up their rectums that they're still too busy sniffing Michael Jordan's jock strap, and dreaming a dellusional dream of how 'exciting' NBA basketball is...A big knock that remains against the NHL is that it doesn't help having franchises in less than optimal markets  <cough>Phoenix<cough>.

#2470998 24/7 Episode 4 Discussion

Posted by F.Michael on 06 January 2014 - 01:54 AM


You’re saying that the Leafs players are “cooler” and more “hip” than Wings players? 


Yes. The Leafs came off differently because Phanuef, Lupul, and Kadri are all members of Radiohead. It had absolutely nothing to do with editing.


Kadri’s getting his car with Jai Paul’s super-slick “BTSTU” song playing in the background (even though Kadri probably hasn’t even heard of Jai Paul) vs Helm, Smith, Dekeyser, and Abby eating ribs and fish tacos? 


Or how about Phanuef, selecting his suit and bow tie to epic synth M83-style music? Howf****** funny is that? Knowing Dion is part cave-man. 


That’s all HBO image-crafting and editing. It has way more to do with their idea of presentation than it does with The Leafs players being hip vs the Wings being boring. 

I agree that we're at the mercy of HBO's editing dept as to what we as fans see - however if there was anything remotely 'interesting' - wouldn't HBO want us to see it?

#2467780 Winter Classic Parking

Posted by F.Michael on 26 December 2013 - 07:08 PM

I'm gonna park my ass on the sofa...5 feet away from an hdtv...12 feet away from cold beer/snacks...10 feet away from the bathroom (no lines).

#2467603 12/23 GDT : Islanders 3 at Red Wings 0

Posted by F.Michael on 24 December 2013 - 01:47 PM




Now if I had any photoshop skills - I'd have Tootoo's upper torso protruding from the opened belly of a killer whale (or a walrus, or any large marine mammal).


Make it look like Luke Skywalker lying in the belly of the slain Tauntaun.

#2467230 Leafs/Wings 24/7 Episode 2 Discussion (12/21)

Posted by F.Michael on 22 December 2013 - 09:38 PM

I can understand Babs wanting to have privacy, but then again what's the point of this series if we as fans can't see him calling out players for poor play?


I also agree with others that the Leafs are a more interesting bunch thus far in the series...All these Euros are boring :lol:

#2466935 USA vs Canada woman's fight

Posted by F.Michael on 21 December 2013 - 09:15 PM

Wow - 10 players with bigger balls than half the Detroit roster.

#2465219 Wings muscle?

Posted by F.Michael on 16 December 2013 - 10:18 AM

Man, you guys. It's not even that I necessarily disagree. But you're just so predictably silly about this.


Yeah, no one ever takes a run at your guys when you've got a tough guy in your lineup. (Lemieux-on-Draper, McLeod-on-Kronwall.)


And yeah, a fourth line with Orr and Westgarth and McGratton on it is definitely something we should do. Then, when the offense dries up even more and opposing teams exploit that unholy clusterf*** of a "line," we can all get on Holland's case because ZOMG WE'RE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT WINNING. WHAT OTHER TEAM HAS THREE ENFORCERS AS THEIR FOURTH LINE?


Dressing a fighter, in this day and age, is pretty much a waste. I get the argument for it, and I don't totally disagree. But, if John Scott is gonna take out Loui Eriksson, he's gonna do it. If James Neal is gonna knee Brad Marchand in the head, he's gonna do it. Having an enforcer just means you get to respond after the fact and make some kind of silly "statement" that doesn't really need to be made in the first place and isn't going to do much good. (ZOMG! Our guy who gets paid to take issues with transgressions takes issue with your transgression! What a statement!) Because, honestly, in all our years of not dressing an enforcer, how many times has a guy taken a clear-cut "run" at one of our soft Euro stars and badly injured him? We're talking, what, maybe five incidents? Which is probably at or below the league average over that span of time. Because, again, enforcers don't really deter. They just make "statements" after the fact. And then it happens again, and they get to make another "statement," after the fact.


This isn't the '80s, guys. This isn't the Norris Division. There aren't 18 fights per game. Today's game is not nearly as rough-and-tumble and dirty. It's won mostly with speed and skill. Why are the Avalanche winning so much this season? Because they're fast and they can score in bunches (and their goalies have been great). We can't score to save our lives, so, if anything, we might actually need more skill. Certainly we need to be more fleet of foot.


Not that I don't think we need to get tougher. We do. But we have to be reasonable about it. It has to be a change that'll help us win more games and ultimately win a Cup. Not something to make us feel like bigger men, because, ho ho ho, now we have a face-puncher to hide behind! That's how a man takes care of business! He hides behind a hired gun! I'd rather have more overall team toughness - though, again, we need to find a way to score more. So there has to be a balance. Not saying the two - skill and toughness - are mutually exclusive. I'm saying, basically, you can't just load up on one-dimensional tough guys and think it's going to make things a whole lot better, on any front.


If it were up to me, I'd take a good look at Ott and Westgarth this summer. I'd almost never dress the latter, but I'd have him just in case things get ludicrous and an actual statement has to be made. Or I'd play him with Datsyuk and Zetterberg. Because that'd be awesome. (Not being sarcastic.) As for Ott - he's a pain in the ass who's not afraid to mix it up, throw his weight around, drop the gloves. Ott and Westgarth. That might be a nice first baby step on the road to getting tougher as a team.


I think most of it actually comes down to Babcock. He needs to preach a tougher, more aggressive and intense style. We generally play with no life, no oomph. Or, we'll have little flashes of intensity, but that's it. That has to change. We, as a team, have to bring it. Every shift, every game. We have to push the pace. We have to play to win, not to "not lose." We have to win those little battles that add up over 60 minutes. We have to be engaged and electric. I'd take all that over throwing three fighters into the mix.

Years ago there was this silly joke when I was little...


Kid #1 - snaps his fingers.


Kid #2 - why are you snapping your fingers?


Kid #1 - to keep the lions away.


Kid #2 - there aren't any lions around here.


Kid #1 - see - it works.


Having guys whom are capable of playing the game, and capable of the 'extracurriculars' when needed is one of those luxuries we simply don't have, or it appears the Holland isn't willing to explore at any great lengths (Tootoo is an example of such, and is currently in GR - so much for that UFA signing)...To be honest - I feel it's best we draft these players rather than overpay via UFA.


It's hard to gauge the true value of these players, and their deterrent factor when taking into account the speed of todays game, and the physical play that includes questionable hits, and/or borderline/predatory/dirty play.


Unless we're on the ice, or in the dressing room - how can anyone here at LGW honestly say what the value/deterrent factor is with any player who is capable of defending a teammate when things get dicey on the ice?


I tend to lean towards what players both past, and present have to say regarding this matter...I don't ever recall reading anything about having  a legit tuff guy/goon, or a guy who can stand up for a teammate when needed claiming that he was capable of thwarting each, and every threat to the smaller/more skilled players on the team...I find it to be a subtle reminder during the warm-ups as to who the opposition will most face that night, and it just might make some wary of how they may conduct themselves throughout the game.


Contrary to what some would like to believe - there's a reason why many here prefer the 97/98 Cup rosters over our 2008 roster...It's not just about winning - it's about winning with swagger - the confidence that you can handle your opponent not only on the scoreboard, but also in the 'trenches' if things were to get ugly...This is what I miss about our beloved Detroit Red Wings.