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I have no elaborate story, I just drink piss.

Red army? Reds clues? Red rover Red rover send Zetterberg over? Butt pats? Chuck Norris? Franzen is lazy? Quincey sucks? Fire Holland? Tank the season? Wait I think I started reading thread names now...

http://wp.me/p1JDWH-8u Hi everyone. First time poster, so I'm not sure if this is going in the right place. Please excuse the breach in protocol if I posted wrong. While we are all sending best wishes to the Howe family, I though it would be worthwhile to unearth this clip of "Mr Hockey" in his prime. And playing against Maurice "Rocket" Richard, no less. This 8mm color film was recently converted by my company, Priceless Photo Preservation of Ann Arbor, for the family of the late Richard Maher, who was fortunate enough to have great seats in the Olympia the one night he brought his movie camera. I can't tell you the exact year because it is not marked on the film. But I've done a little detective work (detailed in the blog post) that narrows it down to 1958-1960. Perhaps some of you would like to take a stab at figuring it out? By the way, I don't belive No. 7 in the Red Wings jersey is Ted Lindsay. If my time period is correct, this happened a year or two after he was traded away from Detroit.

I can see Cleary now

Nyquist continuing his incredibly high scoring rate is great news, no sign of a sophomore slump so far and he seems to be the real deal. Also impressed by Smith and Quincey so far.

I wanna know how all ya'll know what piss tastes like??????????????

You also forgot trade for McGrattan.

Like Ericsson's reaction after the hit, he was going to bury that POS Nolan.

Well I was stranded on a boat in the middle of the ocean this one time, I had no food or water.... Turned out I was only a mile away from the dock...

Tales of a tragically neglected bunghole

I believe you forgot Howard Is Average

Agreed. But still, no matter how effective he may be, 32% is unlikely to continue. He's also on pace for 57 goals. I can see him ending up with 30-40, which would still be amazing, we haven't had that since 08/09. Dats and z are racking up points too, so we have three guys 4 if you include Abby, which may be premature that could potentially get us 70+ points and lots and lots of goals, if tats, sheahan and jurco can get going too, we could be very dangerous.

As a prank someone filled my bud light bottle with piss and I couldn't tell the difference.

His 8 points in 76 games. This comparison is pointless. One is a 4th line enforcer who just happens to skate around with a stick as a formality, not because anyone expects him to score with it. The other played way, way less games and was injured doing it. I'm obviously not happy with Weiss and his signing either, but hindsight always makes things so clear. If anyone says they predicted his sports hernia surgery and several setbacks I think they're lying. But anyway I really wonder what they'll do. I hope he gets healthy but man this is getting ridiculous.

Such endless talk of this McGrattan... He's in every other thread.

Also. I'm aging faster than a 25 year old should, so my judgements probably askew, but I wanna be legally drunk for some dominant years while my age and non dependent status still allows permissible jack-assery. Optimistic. You better believe it bro, but my girlfriend is starting to talk me into the idea that having kids would be fun, so I'm enjoying things while I can. Ha.

Hahaha.For sure. But Listen here brother man, I'm a wings fan, so I'm effin Confused as to what puck luck is, and I've seen us get one call our way since I can remember. (And I'm conceding to the fact that refs will miss your average penalty call here and there) All I know is, for the first time in years. We've got amazing leadership+team speed that we didn't have during our dynasty years. But yeah. Even with that said. Those figures are reliant on some goodluck.

I said I wanted fricken sharks with fricken laser beams on their heads

WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?!???!?!?!

Don't you mean fried Weiss?!

Wonder if we could get Brunner back ?

GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR RATIONAL THOUGHT 'MURICA

Haha, I just mean Bud Light tastes like piss, I didn't think people drank it for pleasure, just a cheap drunk.

All that money they make and they drink Bud Light?