The Secret 304 Report post Posted April 23, 2013 I have a strange brain the works in progression. So one thing leads to the next which leads to the next, and so on, until finally my thought process finds a resting place. So here's how it worked when I read that Dekeyser needs a nickname. Dekeyser -> DK -> Donky Kong -> King Kong -> Kong. So Kong it is. Edit: This is nearly identical to the way I nicknamed my younger brother, who has been called "squeege" or "Squeege McQueen" for over two decades. Johnny -> Dirty Johnny -> DJ -> Deege -> Squeege -> Squeege McQueen (optional). Danny "Squeege" Dekeyser 2 Hockeymom1960 and kipwinger reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buppy 1,720 Report post Posted April 23, 2013 (edited) T.its Edited April 23, 2013 by Buppy 1 dirtydangles reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mackel 681 Report post Posted April 23, 2013 "The Kaiser". As in emperor. And if he's playing well. We could always say that "the kaiser" is on a roll... 1 Hockeymom1960 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GMRwings1983 8,794 Report post Posted April 23, 2013 Why not Der Kaiser, kind of like Beckenbauer? 2 Namingway and Hockeymom1960 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drumnj 459 Report post Posted April 23, 2013 D'Marcus Williums T.J. Juckson T'varisuness King Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace D'Squarius Green, Jr. Ibrahim Moizoos Jackmerius Tacktheritrix D'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde D'Jasper Probincrux III Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar Davoin Shower-Handel Hingle McCringleberry L'Carpetron Dookmarriot J'Dinkalage Morgoone Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon Saggitariutt Jefferspin D'Glester Hardunkichud Swirvithan L'Goodling-Splatt Quatro Quatro Ozamataz Buckshank Beezer Twelve Washingbeard Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter X-Wing @Aliciousness Sequester Grundelplith M.D. Scoish Velociraptor Maloish T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V Eeeee Eeeeeeeee Donkey Teeth Torque (Construction Noise) Lewith The Player Formerly Known as Mousecop What about Dan Smith!? I think it's a pretty good show, hoping it last a while. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,524 Report post Posted April 23, 2013 Danny "Squeege" Dekeyser You seriously just killed me with that one. Well played. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dominator2005 558 Report post Posted April 23, 2013 DeKe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingsfan4795 552 Report post Posted April 23, 2013 Dan-D (dandy) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Secret 304 Report post Posted April 23, 2013 You seriously just killed me with that one. Well played. Kills me too. Why do they always have to be a shortened version of their name.... Why not something out of left field that no-one can explain? Squeege is that name. He won;t know why, but he will grow to love it when the entire JLA is shouting "SQUEEGE SQUEEGE SQUEEGE" while he is beating the crap out of someone 2 Hockeymom1960 and kipwinger reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turbowhistle86 155 Report post Posted April 23, 2013 Lebda....only better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ami 273 Report post Posted April 23, 2013 Ceasar - Kaiser is derived from Ceasar (pizza . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evilmrt 636 Report post Posted April 23, 2013 Stroopwafel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dabura 12,207 Report post Posted April 23, 2013 Mike Nelson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BleedRed&White25 36 Report post Posted April 23, 2013 Bonesaw! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest irishock Report post Posted April 23, 2013 Dekeyzerman 2 SiLkK19 and redwingmachine reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Travis 576 Report post Posted April 23, 2013 D'Marcus Williums T.J. Juckson T'varisuness King Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace D'Squarius Green, Jr. Ibrahim Moizoos Jackmerius Tacktheritrix D'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde D'Jasper Probincrux III Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar Davoin Shower-Handel Hingle McCringleberry L'Carpetron Dookmarriot J'Dinkalage Morgoone Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon Saggitariutt Jefferspin D'Glester Hardunkichud Swirvithan L'Goodling-Splatt Quatro Quatro Ozamataz Buckshank Beezer Twelve Washingbeard Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter X-Wing @Aliciousness Sequester Grundelplith M.D. Scoish Velociraptor Maloish T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V Eeeee Eeeeeeeee Donkey Teeth Torque (Construction Noise) Lewith The Player Formerly Known as Mousecop Came this far just to post these. So good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedWingCraig 32 Report post Posted April 23, 2013 Big Deke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Echolalia 2,961 Report post Posted April 23, 2013 If this forum were bigger on memes and running jokes, I would suggest we just forget about DeKeyser and change all of our usernames to just about everything that has been mentioned so far 1 Hockeymom1960 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BottleOfSmoke 5,965 Report post Posted April 23, 2013 If this forum were bigger on memes and running jokes, I would suggest we just forget about DeKeyser and change all of our usernames to just about everything that has been mentioned so far No one would know who anyone is lol! but if this ever becomes a thing, I call dibs on Punt Speedchunk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marty Barry 230 Report post Posted April 23, 2013 (edited) Dekeyzerman BLASPHEMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How about Emdog? I always liked "Bad Breath Bannister". What movie? Edited April 23, 2013 by Marty Barry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings4Life19 150 Report post Posted April 24, 2013 Hey, you with the face! 1 McAwesome reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ToMaToToWnWinGsFaN_24 Report post Posted April 24, 2013 im a big weird al fan so "DeRyeorDeKeyser" :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAZ-2gMJXY0 1 55fan reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SiLkK19 67 Report post Posted April 24, 2013 Danny deke Dekeyzerman ROFL! 1 Rick D reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ogreslayer 1,069 Report post Posted April 24, 2013 (edited) Zinglebert Bembledack Yingybert Dambleban Zangelbert Bingledack Winglbert Humptyback S.L.U.T. Bunwalla Kringlebert Fishtybuns Steviebuns Bottrittrundle Tringlebert Wangledack Klingybun Fistelvase Dinglebert Zindledack Gerry Dorsey Englebert Humptyback Engelbert Humperdinck Vinglebert Wingledanck Edited April 24, 2013 by ogreslayer 2 McAwesome and kipwinger reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kipwinger 8,524 Report post Posted April 24, 2013 Zinglebert Bembledack Yingybert Dambleban Zangelbert Bingledack Winglbert Humptyback S.L.U.T. Bunwalla Kringlebert Fishtybuns Steviebuns Bottrittrundle Tringlebert Wangledack Klingybun Fistelvase Dinglebert Zindledack Gerry Dorsey Englebert Humptyback Engelbert Humperdinck Vinglebert Wingledanck This is one of my favorite standups of all time. Well played. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites