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"Larkin waffleboards it and Helm comes up with the puck." "Carrying the puck now he sashays on through!" "Oh and it's shot into the paraphernalia of Lundqvist, and it goes up and into the stands" "Looks like a nice young lady from Shawinigan came up with it" "Seems her birthday came 6 months early this year!" "Haha and now we go to Pierre McGuire between the benches" "How does everything look down there Pierre?" "Thanks Doc, that shot came off the twig of DARREN HELM, a real staple of the Detroit Red Wings for many years now" "A product of the Selkirk Steelers of the MJHL, but Helm actually grew up in Medicine Hat Alberta just down the road" "Not many people know that, but I memorized it for some reason" "Helm is actually the best player born in the month of january to come out of the MJHL" "A real accomplishment, back to you Doc" God I hate NBC

Sashayed is under "O" on the card.

Stop enjoying yourself. This is an enjoyment-free zone.

Calling Abdelkader a butt plug would be an insult to butt plugs.

You owe me a coke!!

Any man who sincerely uses the word sashay in a sentence is from a weak bloodline and will not survive the winter

Before I get banned for allowing this thread to turn political, I just want to say one thing: F*** the Rangers.

I will never speak ill of my Howie, but hhhhhhhhoooooooooooooo boyyyyyyyyyy we are so ill-equiped to deal with a goalie change unless we trade. The goalie market is never very good too. Bernier is trash Pickard has never been good at the NHL level Larsson is clearly not ready

he has zero help.. and I think they need a new coach

I'm typically not a blame the goalie type guy, and this team does certainly suck. BUT I think Howard has cost them a few games.

Last night I made chicken katsu. Even made my own sauce for it, which was a lot of work, but it turned out really nice. Tonight is hot pockets and 4 loco

I got some seasoned beef brisket and chorizo tacos to go with my beer and they are delicious.

That's, just like, your opinion man.

Dude. Real talk. This team has no idea how to get sticks on rebounds in the other team's slot.

I just found a stream out of Iran that is faster than NBC on the TV. How does it feel knowing that I will know what happens before any of you do? I'm basically a time traveler. Later losers

FILAPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Was literally thinking of posting this.

Flip! Nice play in this horrible game.

Is it in Madison even??? I don't see any cheese heads!

Madison oval freezer sounds a lot better.

Its not a Garden either. Not seeing any vegetables. It was a weak draft year.

NBC hates us and they're being sympathetic because we are so pitiful. Hope the boyz surprise them, we usually do well vs. the Ranjerks