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In Louisiana they saddle and ride gators to the store.

There was a guy in Omaha, compulsive masturbater, he'd intentionally get a penalty and go to the box, and damned if he wouldn't mmmmmmmhmmmm!

I love how OP posted and then just sat back and watched the world burn...

#shawtankredemption

Apparently you haven't been following the Leafs

Still remember that game well and his first goal of that game off of a sweet feed from Dandenault.

No one can drive on ice. No one. Except the zamboni driver. Get you a zamboni!!

i don't drive,so that's good new for all of the other drivers out there,i'm embarrassed to tell my driver ed story,but lets just say it involved a telephone pole,then the arriving of the police, a ambulance,a fire truck,and the head of the school board.

My ideal playoff situation is we hoist Lord Stanley, bottle the tears of all the butt hurt fans we beat along the way and then all of lgw gets together at the captains house with yzerman and lidstrom and everyone else and we have a huge butt pat party!

I gave up on this game long ago. I wanted us to play Anaheim in 2003 and Calgary in 2004.

Dastyuk is Copperfield because he's a magician Zetterberg is Tank, as in Hank the Tank Franzen is China, because he's become so fragile Tatar is Fish Sticks because Tartar sauce goes with fish sticks Sheahan Tubby, because of that Teletubby costume Abdelkader is Landers, because Abby=Dear=Abby like Ann Landers Andersson is Wes, as in Wes Andersson, maker of over rated movies that are purported to be comedies Cleary is Grand Pappy, he just sits and doesn't do much except talk Cole is Garlic Bread Glendening is Man Cave, because Den is the old word for Man Cave Helm is Wheel, Helm=ship's wheel Jurco is O'Berto, a type of beef jerky Jurco=Jerky Miller is Suds=beer Nyquist is Mouse, Gus was one of Cinderella's mouse friends Weiss is GPS because he needs to find a place Dekeyser is Parton, DD=big boobs, which is what Dolly Parton is known for Ericsson is Elephant, big thing starts with E Kindl is Redhead, he's Babcock's red-headed stepchild Kronwall is Money, Kronwall=Kronner=Norwegian money Marchenko is Rabbit=March Hare Quincey is and always will be KFQ Smith is NAGAR, Not As Good As Reilly (pronounced Nah-Gar, we're not racist here!) Zidlicky is Czechfalski, like a Czech version of Rafalski Howard is Pizza, Hungry Howie's Gustavsson is GG=Glass Groin

Lupul should sue this guy

I love when he talked about how he refused to defect, but kept fighting the Russian government until they handed over his passport and *let* him leave. Slava Fetisov, OG

I'm with you on this one. Marchenko's played really well, but we're not going with the inexperienced rookie over B. Smith or Quincey. I don't know why this is so much of a discussion on the board the last few days. Marchenko may be a real player for us in coming years, but (like with Mrazek) that time isn't now. Let him get used to becoming full time NHLer next year. Adding Zidlicky demonstrated we weren't comfortable going with him into the playoffs. The only way Marchenko stays in the lineup is if Quincey's foot injury gets worse and forces him out. Even if that happened I think Kindl would get the first call (he's been playing well since returning) and would have to show himself inept (like last year's playoffs). This is how it works with our prospects. Marchenko's been good, but not Dekeyser good where we are forced to treat him differently and clear a spot for him after a dozen games.

I just bought a bottle of #tankeray

Kudos to Nashville to making it a good experience; yes the snow amount may be less, but habitants in the south are not use to driving in weather with this much snow. As for exchanges or refunds for other franchises, maybe theh could learn something?

Here we go, the extended 12 minute interview with Fetisov and John Stewart on the Daily Show.... http://thedailyshow.cc.com/extended-interviews/heznuq/viacheslav-fetisov-extended-interview

Kindl played very well when he was recalled, i have no issue with giving him another opportunity.

Some things never change

Aw shucks I missed some good s***. I lol'dEdit: I love how it goes from "let's problem solve Lupul's visor issues" to "the man can NOT stop stroking it in front of others." Solid.

It's not libel if it was clearly intended to be a joke and not to be taken seriously, one of the most common defenses to it. The Onion is a perfect example. And comparing a rape threat to a kid who was just making an innocent joke? Seriously? Edit: http://www.theonion.com/articles/jay-cutler-ill-be-the-first-person-to-admit-we-nee,37422/ This article is a perfect example. Clearly a joke that some people took literally but not libel

I can dig it

This has been blown completely out of proportion. Sure what TSN did was embarrassing, but Celebs demanding money from a guy posting a joke online is just plane stupid. I just hope Cleary never sees the stuff written about him on here. The Phanuef , Lupul, and Cuthbert trio are now drawing even more attention to it, by being so bent out of shape over it. Plus you know how they say "where there's smoke there's fire," and these three are blowing a lot of smoke.

Such a legendary post. I still maintain that My Little Pony is Kindl.