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Of course you care...It's a bumper sticker on your Prius.

And "journalists" are still way overpaid. That's eprime's avatar.

Yeah baybee, chaos mode engaged, lets do this

So Sulak made it over Hicketts and Hronek? Ehn and Svechnikov made it over Witkowski? Good things are happening!

They look at them but they also dont look at them. Word.

How Canadians 'water board'...

But wait, there’s more

Naaah grab a fifth and 12 pack sit on the beach and argue over Red Wings lines....as that is more fitting for LGW members...

3 A's: Abby, Kronwall, Larkin No.

The silverdome was never the same again

Hey. I just posted the article.

So Mrazek will be a Marlie. Got it.

Controversial Theory Time: Brian Lashoff's leadership and locker-room presence are borderline legendary. Rivaling that of Daniel Cleary. Lashoff's leadership has been so quiet and off the radar, that it's almost slipped right under our noses (till now). Perhaps even a more humble leader than Stevie, Lids, and Hank COMBINED. He continues to tirelessly lead the Griffs forward to success, even when the big club falters. When Cleary was sent down to the AHL to lead the Griffs for the next 11 seasons, he only ended up lasting 35 games into his first season! Why? Because he was completely useless and in the shadow of Brian Lashoff's tremendous leadership. Fact check that *****

Yeah. Don't all the hipsters in Seattle wear them every day?

sumthin sumthin lobster sumthin anne of green gables

Ok, our cover is pretty well established, mods will see those teeter hang up posts (who actually buys that garbage?) at the top, and will think this is a legit thread for inversion therapy enthusiasts. Think again silly mods... If you're reading this, congrats, because you just discovered an underground meme-ban resistance thread. Join us. The resistance grows daily, but we need YOUR memes to win the war. NEWS FROM THE FRONT: As you survivors out there are well aware, our original meme-ban resistance thread was raided by the mods, DESPITE CLEAR INSTRUCTIONS THAT NO MOD SHOULD CLICK ON THE THREAD... (Funny how the mods insist that you follow their rules, but then ignore ours with reckless abandon. Hypocrisy?). Now we are forced to gather here in the shadows... the shadows of a teeter hang up... but the night is always darkest before the dawn. The final battle is coming. Anyway I think we should keep it light and seasonal with some nice spooktober memes

This is the most hipster thing I have ever read.

Tickets for Ottawa's home opener are selling for $16 USD right now lulz

Sports Illustrated: Nathan MacKinnon I think I just became a MacKinnon fan On how bad he is at golf: On the spectrum: His first day with the team: Sakic fears him: Puke and rally: On training with Crosby (they are BFFs) Fortnite + Hitler dog: I gotta rewatch TPB: The Halifax mafia:

Speaking of that, how is Lashoff still around?

Youse two can bite me.

This exactly. Why does anyone care what the standings look like at any point during the season other than after every team has played 82 games? It has to the be the way it in a points system standings though. If a team has more points than another team, they have to be ahead of them in the standings....doesn't matter of their winning record is currently worse. They've earned points that the other team hasn't earned yet....winning record is just as meaningless at looking at mid-year standings. I challenge anyone to provide a logical reason for "in season" standings to have any meaning or use.

Because points are the only thing that matters at the end of the season.