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bonus points if the player and crowd all chant WHOOOOO after each punch

f*** Nyquist, marry Datsyuk, kill Franzen. Nailed it.

So we're all low brow dips***s because we happen to like that part of the game and the players who have historically been linked with hockey pugilistics? I like that part of hockey history as much as I like the skilled players who made up the game's history. You need to get off your high horse.

Wouldn't McGrattan need to spend more than 6:30 minutes with him per night to have any sort of impact at all? I literally spend more time on the toilet per day than Brain McGrattan does playing hockey on game night.

McGrattan and Engelland will make a man out of him yet. So if there's a brawl during a Wings game this year and the fans are into it, are you going to come here and post about how boring, stupid and pointless it all was? Or are you going to chant and be entertained like everyone else?

I like how in your mind "the action" of hockey and penalties are the same thing. You want the league to leave game misconducts alone, so that you can enjoy the "action". Lol. Nevermind what happens between the whistles, that s***'s boring. The real stuff comes after the play is dead. And one day, if we're really lucky, all the fun stuff about hockey will happen after the game is completely over. Then we can just watch Dan Carcillo and Zac Rinaldo beat the s*** out of each other in the parking lot. What a sport that will be.

Sather? Never. Neil Smith was GM in 94. And he learned his thing or two with the Wings. In fact, I believe he scouted Lidstrom and was a big part of the Wings stealing him in the 3rd round. So yeah, Sather and Lowe can both suck it. Colin Firth?

I agree. Brian Burke is trying to get rid of the vanilla midgets. I wish the other GM's were on the same page as him.

Are our PK and PP similar too? Goals for and against? Or how about just our place in the standings in general? If people don't look at the majority of games we've played this year and realize we're faster and obviously better in general there's something wrong and people are just looking for problems. It's weird that these posts start cropping up only after a few losses.

Watching heavyweight's play hockey is what's boring.

So your blaming poor ticket sales on the fact we don't fight anymore.... Would have nothing to do with the economy. I would love for you to explain to Bob Probert's wife and 4 kids as well as countless other familys that lost someone way too soon because it will sell more tickets. Ignoring the long term effects of head trauma due to toughness is ignorance.

Because preventing goals is equally as important as scoring them? Am I missing something here?

Pretty much this.

You're right. I'll order another Miller Light and yuck it up with all the other low brow dips***s. Because it's obvious how interested I am in agreeing with the crowd. Afterward I'll head home and jack off to all the pass interference calls I missed on Monday night football, because penalties are totally awesome bro!

You've never seen Gino Odjick take a shift have you?

...and when was the last time he "managed" the Rags to a Cup?

10 points isn't close, and when it puts you outside of the playoffs it makes you even less close.

All I know is that I don't want to see the Oilers end up with Connor McDavid. As the most hyped prospect since Crosby, I'd actually like to see this kid get a shot at becoming a star player on a team that's actually trying to rebuild instead of languishing in Edmonton and wasting the first 3 years of his career.

On December 4th, TSN confirmed that no coaching changes were imminent. Eakins was fired on the 15th... Guess the definition of "imminent" for MacTavish is 11 days...

Cause other teams are mean and we're nice

Ericsson jumped Nolan when he hit Helm from behind.

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Maybe Crosbys singular beard hair on that side of his face is infected.

Take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.